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#TheAffair Season 9

Part 1: “Pride and Polyandry”

Jon Ossoff and I got married. A miracle since Sebastian Stan derailed lobola negotiations and Idris Elba crashed the wedding!

Jason Momoa, Taika Waititi, Jon and I were happy until Taika’s #Lightyear press tour with Chris Evans
Taika Waititi confessed to me how he felt about Chris Evans

I told him Jason and Jon had noticed his closeness with Chris and were jealous and hurt

He just sent me a message checking in on the tension at home

He asked me what I want

I just don’t want to blow up my whole life
Chris Evans is on his way

He says he knows he’s made mistakes and hasn’t been the man I need

Being around Taika he understands that he has to be a good brother husband

He’s sorry he disrespected Jon and Jason

He wants me to be honest about how I feel
I told Taika Waititi that I also love Chris Jamal Evans

I always have but I am not willing to lose my husbands, Jon Ossoff and Jason Momoa over it

This was something the brother husbands had to figure out…
Chris Evans arrived at our home in DC

I waited on our rooftop deck while Taika Waititi, Jon Ossoff and Jason Momoa met him in the kitchen

There’s so much history between all of us

I don’t know what will happen but a small part of me hopes to be with Chris again

I love him
Don’t miss #TheAffair Season 9 Part 2: “Persuasion”

Now that Chris Jamal Evans has convinced the brother husbands, Jon Ossoff and Jason Momoa, and brother boyfriend, Taika Waititi, to join the polycule, how will Stick Qondi react to her long lost love returning to her life?
If you missed #TheAffair Season 8 catch up to find out how all these hotties ended up in one season!

Jon Ossoff
Jason Momoa
Taika Waititi
Idris Elba
Chris Jamal Evans
Sebastian Stan
Raphael Warnock

There are brother husband fights, kidnappings AND a CHAOTIC WEDDING!
Catch up with the entire series and find out about all the complicated relationships that led to two husbands, a boyfriend and a potential new boyfriend for Stick Qondi!

It’s WILD and wonderful.
Don’t miss Stick Qondi’s backstory with Chris Evans
Chris Evans joining the polycule has been brewing for some time! Stick Qondi could see it happening on the #Lightyear press tour
I said a few days ago there was a @Msaki_ZA song I was dying to add to the show! I added TWO!

The first is a collab with @OskidoIBelieve “Sizophelelaphi” when Taika Waititi and Chris Evans are falling in love 🥰
Chris Jamal Evans is on the way to DC to fight for the love of his life, Stick Qondi ❤️

But he’ll need to convince the brother husbands first!

Playing @Msaki_ZA x @tresorofficial “Hold Me Down”
Had to go old school for this one

Stevie Wonder is singing the hell out of “I Don’t Know Why” as Jason Momoa and Jon Ossoff react to Taika Waititi falling in love with their nemesis Chris Evans

Taika DGAF

He loves Chris and he knows Stick Qondi does too

He knows they will too
@Prince is one of @chrisevans favorite artists

He’s serenaded Stick Qondi with “Purple Rain” at the Four Seasons Westcliff in Joburg so it’s fitting that he charms the brother husbands, Taika Waititi, Jon Ossoff and Jason Momoa with “Diamonds and Pearls”
Listen to these South African and classic Black artists on #TheAffair soundtrack 🔥

“Hold Me Down” - Msaki ft Tresor

“Sizophelelaphi” - Oskido ft Msaki

“I Don’t Know Why” - Stevie Wonder

“Diamonds and Pearls” - Prince and The New Power Generation

music.apple.com/us/playlist/th…
This speech by Chris Jamal Evans acknowledging the harm he’s caused, detailing how he wants to make amends and pleading how he wants to be with them because they are a family 🥹
If there’s one thing we know about Chris Evans is that he’s loyal

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