Thread by @nextinstallment

Katsuki having the worst asmr channel imaginable just him whispering “your dad left you for a reason” into the mic

“No one likes you, everything you think they’re saying they are.” His voice is so soothing no one clicks off

He just has one of him with his phone on the ground and taps his elbow to slam it into his phone video caption “POV you have insomnia.”

He has one he really wants to do so he does this raffle the one who wins gets to be a guest in his kidnapping video

#bkdk Deku is a huge fan he loves it, it makes his day easier when he sees a post. However he doesn’t expect to win and does it as a joke

Anyways he wins and Deku can’t handle the guy is /too/ attractive. When they do meet they end up just bonding over comics and the outtakes are god tier

“You—I was gonna skin you but you have on all might boxers. I change my mind.” Katsuki says in a menacing voice and Izuku bursts out laughing

“Kacchan! I’m trying to act!”

“Act harder!” He whisper yells while trying not to laugh himself

“Fine! Oh my god you’re an otaku?! I’m gonna wet myself for a different reason!”

Katsuki can’t even hold back his laughter now.

Shinso is like “Thai footage is gonna be ass.”

This* oops I’m tipsy

They barely get through the video they keep cackling throughout it

This has no end they start dating idk I just wanted to talk

Wait I have more

Bkg captioned with a screw driver towards the camera “You’re a woman from the 20th century I’m about to lobotomize you for having woman syndrome.”

Bkg with a baseball in his hand in the thumbnail: your father who left 20 years ago but you just got famous on TikTok so im back hey wanna learn how to play catch

Bkg with a knife: I’m a dentist I swear

Bkg with tools: your dad asks you to help assemble ikea furniture (whispered yelling)

Deku being the depressed son within the ikea assembly video

“Hold it straight how many times—“

“Dad I’m trying my best!”

“Your best isn’t good enough!”

Alright someone take my phone away

Bkg with shinsos cat held up: simba POV

Bkg with a button down on and a projector behind him: we need to discuss about the possibility of unions

Last one maybe. Bkg as a customer: You got my order wrong and I was reasonable at first but I didn’t like your tone

Deku is the sobbing customer

“Please sir it’s not on the menu!”

“Get corporate on the phone now!”

I’m just gonna update this randomly. (Whispered yelling asmr) you’re Bush reading to kids and you were just told about trade towers (binaural)

POV: vores you (it’s a 20 second video)