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Jun 28

1) Thread - FYI

Missed my podcast today, had to rush Sweetie to the vet. She's getting an infection in her boobs, she's anemic, and she's basically just plain exhausted. Bottom line, she did great nursing for 18 days but she's done. I'm going to have to feed the pups from here.

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Unfortunately, I have to keep them separated for now and let her heal. I had to move the puppy bed to my bedroom and will have to feed them every 3-4 hours around the clock. To be honest, some are already licking formula from a bowl.

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3) Thanks for everyone who has reached out, offered donations or help. I've talked to numerous @catturd2 follower vets and had some great advice. Sweetie is on antibiotics, etc, and I believe she'll be just fine. I have a vet who will come here anytime and I'm watching closely.

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Jun 26

1/ Been up with Sweetie all night. Until now, although tired, she’s been eating like a horse every few hours and running around the property during breaks all day. She was really playing with me yesterday and feeling great. She suddenly got diarrhea really bad last night …

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She stopped eating and she’s just laying there out of it. She just feed the pups but something is wrong. This came out of nowhere. Trying to find an emergency vet, but don’t know how to do this with the pups.

Closest emergency vet is two hours away. I have someone who can bottle feed the pups, and I bought all the feeding stuff in case of an emergency. I’m going to run her up there to be safe.

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Jun 20

Sad thread ...

Good or bad, I've always been honest with you and let you share what's going on in my life. I sadly have to report that one of the 10 puppies died this morning. It wasn't something that happened suddenly, it had been tiny and sickly since the beginning.

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It wasn't mini-Pedro, but the other little black one. All the pups were born basically the same size. I know because I weigh them. As they grew, that one just never grew bigger and always seemed weak and sickly. I always made sure he feed every 2 hours - even at night.

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I haven't said anything because I was determined to save him. Saturday morning, though, he started really going downhill. I also had a bottle to make sure he was eating - but he wouldn't suck on it, or his mother. All the other pups now weighed 2 lbs and he was still 1 lb.

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Oct 27, 2021

For the past 2 years, I’ve lived my life normally. I don’t own a mask, I’m unvaccinated, and I’ve refused to live afraid.

I’m so thankful I didn’t waste 2 entire years of my remaining short life here on earth, terrified.

Seriously, why in the TF would I give up my freedoms.

The survival rate of COVID is 99.7% - so why would I just quit living, and hide in fear?

Of course, I understand that I could die of Covid, cancer, heart disease, etc, a million things. I get that.

But I refuse, and I mean refuse, to give a second of my freedom away.

When libs read this thread, trust me, they’ll hope I die of COViD just to dance on my grave.

That’s why I never bow to these hateful lunatics.

I’ll never let them suck the fun out of my life.

I’m going to enjoy every single second God gives me on this earth - unafraid, free.

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Jul 17, 2020

1) I practically never write threads and I'm rarely serious about any damn thing - mainly because I want my Twitter page to be an escape from the stress to laugh and just have fun.

But I see something happening lately, that's getting on my nerves. So I'll vent this once.

2) I expect to be attacked by about 10,000 liberals every day and I actually think it's funny - but this nitpicking and bickering between ourselves has got to stop if we're going to win in November - and I'm tired of being attacked by people who claim to be on our side.

3) I don't, and never will, have any hangups about what people do or who they are - I've always been a people person and have always felt more comfortable around the average, every day people throughout my life. If you support re-electing Trump - then you are my ally.

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Aug 11, 2019

Fellow turds:

I’ve been working hard all summer on an AOC parody science fiction novel. You mad, bro?

It will be a two part series.

Part 1 - should be out in late September / early Oct 2019. Part 2 - January 2020.

Part 1 will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Literally.

Part one will take place in the Clueless Galaxy on planet DUH.

It'll explain how AOC (Supreme Boss Cowfart of planet DUH) is secretly an alien who flies her oxygen-farting, magical bull 'Farticus' throughout the universe - destroying planets with her Green New Deal.

Part two will be when Cowfart comes to Earth to stop President Trump and becomes AOC.

It will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Figuratively.

These books are a lighthearted look at the absurdity of liberalism and what it would be like on a planet ruled by AOC.

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