Sad news here at the Catturd ranch ... thread.

That wild mommy cat that lives in the woods behind my house - I call Nubs. I've been feeding her for about a year, but I could never catch her. She wouldn't let me near her. She recently had 4-5 kittens. She brought her kittens around two weeks ago, they went into my garage and underneath my car, after they left - I never saw them again. When I let my dogs out this morning - she must've had them under this deck in my pole barn ...the dogs were going ballistic ...

So this just happened ... thread.

I have a big concrete slab over the well on my property. My dogs kept trying to dig under it, so I made this huge screen and wood panel to lay over the top that covered it and 3 ft on each side. They could die if they get up under there. I thought I heard them going crazy outside so I rushed to see what was going on. Sure enough, they had torn a section of the screen out, dug a hole, and Sweetie just had her butt sticking out. They were going ballistic so I knew there was probably a critter under there.

1) I very seldom write a thread unless I’m pissed off. I’m gonna use this one picture to demonstrate that even the weather is political. BTW - When you’re in the path of a hurricane, accurate forecasts means life or death. Look at this picture. 👇 I’ve lived through many hurricanes, and the only thing we care about is what category it’ll be when it makes landfall. Notice they believe this hurricane is weakening, but they don’t tell you what category it’ll be at landfall to hype it up to be more powerful for clicks.👇again

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1) I hate to even address this total lying douchbag - but he's been attacking me for days and lying through his teeth. @TheLastRefuge2 entire Twitter page now is bashing Ron DeSantis. I'm not listening to that stupid bullshit, especially 2 months before my election. 2) This is the midterms and anyone bashing DeSantis is doing everything in their power to get Charlie Crist elected and destroy the state I love. I'd finally had enough of this BS and blocked him. Not putting up with nonsense. Of course, he's been attacking me with lies since.

Wiggles, Monkey, and Wings are crashed after a brutal hour of puppy wrestling. Socks is curled up with Fatty. lol

Have a puppy suddenly getting sick (Wings) - puking - not feeling good at all. The vet gave them all a dewormer today. Maybe a side effect to that. Others are fine. Had him laying in the bed with me snuggled in a furry blanket against my neck - getting worse. Now thick stuff coming out his nose, breathing weird - just called emergency care -2 hours away - taking him. No rest for the weary - just hope he’s okay.

Good morning to everyone except Joe Biden’s communist DOJ. How old before puppies don’t have to be licked to poop

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Missed my podcast today, had to rush Sweetie to the vet. She's getting an infection in her boobs, she's anemic, and she's basically just plain exhausted. Bottom line, she did great nursing for 18 days but she's done. I'm going to have to feed the pups from here. 2)

Unfortunately, I have to keep them separated for now and let her heal. I had to move the puppy bed to my bedroom and will have to feed them every 3-4 hours around the clock. To be honest, some are already licking formula from a bowl.

1/ Been up with Sweetie all night. Until now, although tired, she’s been eating like a horse every few hours and running around the property during breaks all day. She was really playing with me yesterday and feeling great. She suddenly got diarrhea really bad last night … 2/
She stopped eating and she’s just laying there out of it. She just feed the pups but something is wrong. This came out of nowhere. Trying to find an emergency vet, but don’t know how to do this with the pups.

Sad thread ...

Good or bad, I've always been honest with you and let you share what's going on in my life. I sadly have to report that one of the 10 puppies died this morning. It wasn't something that happened suddenly, it had been tiny and sickly since the beginning.

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It wasn't mini-Pedro, but the other little black one. All the pups were born basically the same size. I know because I weigh them. As they grew, that one just never grew bigger and always seemed weak and sickly. I always made sure he feed every 2 hours - even at night.

For the past 2 years, I’ve lived my life normally. I don’t own a mask, I’m unvaccinated, and I’ve refused to live afraid.

I’m so thankful I didn’t waste 2 entire years of my remaining short life here on earth, terrified.

Seriously, why in the TF would I give up my freedoms. The survival rate of COVID is 99.7% - so why would I just quit living, and hide in fear?

Of course, I understand that I could die of Covid, cancer, heart disease, etc, a million things. I get that.

But I refuse, and I mean refuse, to give a second of my freedom away.

1) I practically never write threads and I'm rarely serious about any damn thing - mainly because I want my Twitter page to be an escape from the stress to laugh and just have fun.

But I see something happening lately, that's getting on my nerves. So I'll vent this once. 2) I expect to be attacked by about 10,000 liberals every day and I actually think it's funny - but this nitpicking and bickering between ourselves has got to stop if we're going to win in November - and I'm tired of being attacked by people who claim to be on our side.

Fellow turds:

I’ve been working hard all summer on an AOC parody science fiction novel. You mad, bro?

It will be a two part series.

Part 1 - should be out in late September / early Oct 2019. Part 2 - January 2020.

Part 1 will be titled - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Literally. Part one will take place in the Clueless Galaxy on planet DUH.

It'll explain how AOC (Supreme Boss Cowfart of planet DUH) is secretly an alien who flies her oxygen-farting, magical bull 'Farticus' throughout the universe - destroying planets with her Green New Deal.