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🚨🚨🚨@investvoyager joins @Hoo_exchange, @Aexglobal, @CoinSwitchKuber, and others in #TheClosening,

there is officially no more money (or $BTC) left to give back to unsecured creditors (they call themselves "depositors")

1st major exchange in North American market to do so.
@investvoyager has fallen.
#TheClosening claims another victim.
Apparently the intervention of God Emperor #SBF was only able to keep @investvoyager out of the jaws of #TheClosening for 9 days. May the #Voyager monster at last find peace in the void, inshallah.

historical 🧵 from last week's events:
live look at the horrors of the #TheClosening of @investvoyager swallowing financial futures whole:
monday's rumours that @investvoyager was "maxing out the headroom" on God Emperor #SBF's $75M/mo. loan were correct.

that means #Voyager removed that part from the presser after @kadhim tweeted it. that language was gone by the time i looked 20m later.

#TheClosening has unfortunately pulled the #Voyager monster to a space time dimension where the wizard @FDICgov's powers do not work.

Put another way @investvoyager customers may want to read this if they think their money is #FDIC insured.

(hint: it's not insured)
💰💰💰
everyone's talking about the wizard @FDICgov, what can his powers do to help in #TheClosening of @investvoyager given his rule over #MetropolitanCommericalBank?

so much confusion but now
THE WIZARD'S HOUSE HAS SPOKEN
mcbankny.com/fdic-coverage-…
"Your USD is #FDIC Insured"

lol the @investvoyager monster really was a monster... a monster so evil it will be hard for even #GodEmperorSBF to absorb its massive legal #liability...
@investvoyager has unveiled...
💰💰💰A MARKET UPDATE💰💰💰

➤Assets: $2.3B¹
➤Liabilities: They forgot that page lol

¹ if you include the ~$600M 3AC loan at face value... LOL
@ahcastor @CasPiancey @BennettTomlin @ben_mckenzie @otteroooo
money.tmx.com/en/quote/VOYG/…
@ncweaver i hope you saw this one... long 🧵 but worth it.

@investvoyager monster pretending bad loans are good loans... and "forgetting" to show the other page of the accounting
Sorcerers applied mathematics to #Voyager's financials released yesterday. #Geometers help make guesses about @investvoyager demon's future path.

Space-time will be warped with so much 💰💰💰 inside.
📜full report📜
👇
#Voyager monster devours financial futures, digests Americans savings, and finally defecates vast piles of @investvoyager reddit #lossporn...

♠️👇👇👇♠️
reddit.com/r/Invest_Voyag…

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