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"in the land of the coins the man who makes it to dubai is king" (often held in The Shadows of Bǟǟn by The Brothren, you may not see me tweet unless you 🔔)
Dec 9, 2025 26 tweets 10 min read
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: The Epstein / Russia / Israel / Crypto Timeline

The recently released #EpsteinFiles make it crystal clear that Epstein's involvement in crypto was much deeper and long lasting than had been previously understood.

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If you're just catching up now here's a reminder that one of the things that came out in the recent "#EpsteinFiles" was the fact that bitcoin's core development team was funded from 2015 to [???] almost entirely by Jeffrey Epstein's largesse.
Dec 5, 2025 7 tweets 3 min read
somehow no one has ever posted on twitter about the 5 emails in the #EpsteinFiles that seem to be between epstein and Renata Bolotova, who appears to be a fund manager at New York State Insurance Fund (NYSIF) and who asks Epstein "how are you sneaky?", so I'm posting about it. Image ...to which epstein replies "sexy" #EpsteinFiles Image
Nov 22, 2025 8 tweets 4 min read
2016: Epstein receives an email from Qatari "Jabor Y." regarding "Sharia guys" and "e-currency" a year and a half after Epstein had provided the funding for the bitcoin core development team at the MIT Digital Currency Initiative. #EpsteinFiles
Image 2/ maybe not actually a Qatari - @matthew_petti at @reason described the "Jabor Y" who was interested in "e-currency" as "an influential man in Qatar".

#EpsteinFiles #JaborY
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Nov 18, 2025 21 tweets 8 min read
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: I Made Epstein's Texts Great Again (And You Should Read Them)

I converted the text msg logs in the recently released 20,000 pages of Epstein effluence to a more friendly format and read them. You should too.

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Here's a sneak peak of the kind of thing you will see. Live the vicarious thrill of a guy like Steve Bannon saying things like:

> "but that will all be reversed when regime falls"

to the 21 century's most notorious sex pest. Image
Nov 14, 2025 60 tweets 23 min read
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A thread where i will using the power of ctrl-F to dig up epstein emails about all things crypto.

Let's start with @JeremyRubin, the founder of a bitcoin research org called Judica and a player in the ill fated MIT digital currency initiative. Image
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There's what looks like a 2015 pitch sheet (?) from #BlockchainCapital, co-founded by epstein's pal #BrockPierce who would go on to help launch Tether (a nation state sized money laundering machine) and EOS (1 of the biggest scams in history, ~$4bn)
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Aug 5, 2025 10 tweets 4 min read
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: Epstein's Arrest Shook The Blockchain

#JeffreyEpstein's arrest seems to have set off a wave of suspicious crypto payments that have heretofore gone unexamined.

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After publishing my last post about Epstein's crypto connections I stumbled on something that kind of shocked me: Epstein had proposed the creation of a blockchain based BRICS currency to a "former" FSB operative way back in 2015.
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Jul 23, 2025 9 tweets 3 min read
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: Epstein's Crypto Touch

Jeffrey Epstein touched cryptocurrency in a lot of inappropriate places. #epsteinfiles #epstein #JeffreyEpstein

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Here's the actual link. Also want to give a huge shout out to @NFTEthics whose research I heavily relied on for the article.
cryptadamus.substack.com/p/crypto-epste…
Jul 1, 2025 22 tweets 8 min read
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i found a pretty fascinating trove of documents that detail one man's long and arduous 𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘧 to force #Tether to seize ~$3 million USDT that he lost to an address poisoning scam a few years back. Image 🧵2/Ω
Asif Ayub Patel was innocently attempting to purchase $3 million worth of gold bars from Northern Lights, a precious metals dealer based in Hong Kong that prefers to be paid in Tether, as any freedom loving Dubai resident is wont to do.
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Jun 25, 2025 42 tweets 14 min read
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Since #Israel attacked #Iran Tether has frozen 112 addresses on Tron and Ethereum.

- Collectively those wallets received ~$700 million USDT before being frozen
- The top 40 of those wallets are *all* on Justin Sun's Tron blockchain

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Dune dashboard with all the historical Tether blacklist data for those two blockchains can be found here:
dune.com/queries/5342352
Jan 29, 2025 12 tweets 4 min read
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apparently Trump's #WorldLibertyFi wallet had a sudden huge drop off in its token holdings exactly as $TRUMP and #MELANIA were launched...

...and then right after $TRUMP weekend it suddenly had $400mm in assets despite selling <$200mm in $WLFI to JustinSun etc. Image 🧿2/Ω
full $WLFI dashboard from @seoulcalibureth:
dune.com/seoul/wlfi
Nov 14, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
they're going to transfer incredible amounts of taxpayer money into the hands of crypto bros. that's what this has always been about. and if you think i'm exaggerating you haven't been paying attention. the taxpayer bailout of the crypto industry is already well underway.
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Nov 5, 2024 59 tweets 16 min read
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Thread for those who don't have the intestinal fortitude to sit through the Elmo / Rogan interview. Image 🧵2/Ω
Both these guys seem to regard the FBI asking (not forcing) "old Twitter" to take down some tweets as a crime against humanity roughly on the scale of the Stalin's gulags.

Rogan: "We were headed down a path of censorship and of control of narratives that is UNPRECEDENTED."
Nov 2, 2024 16 tweets 4 min read
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🇸🇻 Making a thread to collect some recent scattershot tweets concerning documents I dug up about El Salvador, Bukele, Volcano Bonds, Tether, etc. in one place.
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🇸🇻 Not only does LaGeo S.V. use the same auditor as Tether, it's also the geothermal power company named in Bukele's volcano bonds plan
Oct 30, 2024 7 tweets 3 min read
is saylor trying to bail out the entire bitcoin market? $MSTR @crypto1nfern0 i find it at least curious that this announcement of such a massive capital raise came just a few days after we got confirmation that the Treasury Dept is considering freezing Tether's assets and the DOJ is investigating them...
Oct 24, 2024 12 tweets 6 min read
1/ anyone heard of #ChipperCash, an #FTX funded african fintech that had at one point almost $700 million deposited at Silicon Valley Bank? the funds were split up across like 10 accounts so the name didn't come up when $SVB's top depositors were a hot topic... Image
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2/ Funds were in accounts labeled as "Deciens Chipper Cash SPV" 1-N. based on the total amount roughly matching the below tweet it seems like those funds somehow came from #Nigeria's government?
Oct 9, 2024 30 tweets 8 min read
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A thread about the recent connection of what WSJ calls “the shadow dollar that’s fueling the financial underworld” and the Trump campaign (basically a 🧵 version of my pinned tweet).

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Some background: there’s a NYC based financial firm called Cantor Fitzgerald whose CEO is a man named Howard Lutnick. Lutnick became somewhat infamous in the aftermath of 9/11 for cutting off payments to the many Cantor employees who died in the World Trade Center. Image
Sep 26, 2024 36 tweets 15 min read
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Eric Adams minorly mega-thread bc I broke the other one:
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I have videos of these screenshots but the frame rate is broken and i'm too lazy to correct it right now, but Uzbekistan's #Agrobank hired Brock Pierce's favorite lobbyist and went to meet Ted Cruz and went to the White House:
Sep 10, 2024 7 tweets 3 min read
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maybe nothing but interesting the total value of Tether's repo assets for 2023-Q4 is only 2% less than the collateralized assets listed on #CantorFitzgerald's 2023 filing

@Bitfinexed @myuzumaki_com @OccamiCrypto @tysgillies @BenFoldy @crypto1nfern0
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@Bitfinexed @myuzumaki_com @OccamiCrypto @tysgillies @BenFoldy @crypto1nfern0 @DesoGames @ParrotCapital 👆
Aug 30, 2024 46 tweets 15 min read
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Just read #Chainalysis "2024 Crypto Crime Mid-Year Report". Obvs they have a habit of minimizing crypto crime stats but reading closely I realized this is kinda nuts. So nuts I that we need new rhyme akin to "pump & dump" vein. I give you:

"Minimize & Legitimize"

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The report has two parts. I focused on the 2nd half because it makes a big deal about CSAM. Surprisingly to me it seemed like Chainalysis was for once maybe not downplaying something really bad...

But then I started checking the numbers.

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Nov 2, 2023 42 tweets 12 min read
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It’s that time again. Gather round, children, for a thread about the closing arguments in the trial of Sam Bankman-Fried. #FTXTrial #FTXScam

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The govt’s case revolves around a few things but fundamentally it’s about risks that were not disclosed to customers/investors.

According to the govt not only were these risks not disclosed SBF took steps to conceal them. Which is, you know, a crime

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Oct 30, 2023 48 tweets 10 min read
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Thoughts from SBF’s 2nd day of cross examination:

Today went very, very badly for Mr. Bankman-Fried but it was still kind of a shame the jury didn’t get to witness the absolute train wreck of his first attempt especially this part: 🧵2/Ω
Things got off to a rough start when SBF tried to say that the million and one times he claimed that Alameda was just like any other FTX customer in every way he secretly was communicating that “every way” meant “one way”: Alameda didn’t front run FTX's customers.