#YMJTales

In summer YMJ had an intrasect sports fest where the disciples were divided into 2 teams & competed in various disciplines.

JC thought the teams were called Lotus & Lake, but their actual names were the Waist & Ass.

Referring to their preferred zongzhu aesthetic ofc.
Which team are you on.
🍑🍑🍑 team is led by Spider Fa, who argues that those 🍑🍑 are to d!e for. She has to physically hold herself not to slap that jiggly 🍑🍑

🫶🫶🫶 team is led by SIC Xue. He just wants to 🫶🫶 that waist, preferably as he watches the faint bulge of his 🐓in zongzhu's stomach
Team 🍑 chants involved a lot of clapping to mimic Zongzhu's clapping 🍑

Team 🫶 chants involved a lot of 🫶 gesture variations as a metaphor.

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Jul 11
#YunmengJiangTales (+ #YunmengShuangjie ?)
Genderbend, sorta.
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JC got cursed somewhere during WWX's 13 years of sleep.

JC had now a Ranma 1/2-esque problem in which he'd poof into JC meimei occasionally.

Like, a literal meimei. He'd be a young girl slightly younger than JL.
It was such a big problem because he lost the majority of his power too. His golden core would revert into that of a 13 y.o. girl.
So naturally YMJ kept it a secret. They didn't even plan to tell JL initially, until one day JC poofed in front of JL after the kid got injured when he played in the lake.

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Jul 10
#xicheng & juniors, male lactation
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War AU but who cares about the war plotline, we are here for the foster parent JC who had to take care of & breastfed four lil orphan babies in his secluded orphanage surrounded by wild flower garden.
Why must it be a war AU then???

So that we can have soldier!LXC stumbled upon said secluded orphanage when he was on the run, and fell in love at a first sight when he saw JC lying down on a divan, hair unbound, robes open, with babies suckling on his nippies, of course!
To make it spicier, let's make LXC fighting JC's country.

JC didn't support the war, he just wanted it to be over so his kids could live a better life, but he was also worried that if his country lose they'll face a bigger misery.

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Jun 7
#JiangHappyFamily modern au
little a-cheng is learning to cook 🥰🥰 (it went as well as expected)
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One afternoon, little JC entered JFM's study wearing a cute frilly apron and headband, with his tufty bangs tied up in a ribbon.

JFM almost had a seizure upon seeing the ultra
cute getup (WCZ, a reliable right-hand man that he was, immediately took pictures on his phone & shared them with the members of the Jiang fam).

"What did I do to be visited by such a cute angel?" 🥹 JFM cooed.

JC giggled. "Baba, A-Cheng brings you snacks! I made them for you!"
JFM, "You made snacks? For Baba?" 🥹

"Uh-huh!" JC handed him a tinie silver tray with a covered plate in it. "I made it all morning!"

JFM blinked back his tears (his A-Cheng grew up every day🤧). WCZ switched to video mode to record this moment.

JFM opened the plate cover.
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May 17
😩😩

Everyone going full WFO after 2 years of FWS feels like walking backwards.

I understand that some jobs required WFO (like mine), but 2 years has proven that there're jobs that works just fine with FWS!!

And FWS is great even for people who do WFO! Less traffic,
hence less commuting cost (time & fare wise). Less people in public transit, hence better comfort instead of getting stuffed in a bus like a pack of sardines!! 😩

Why of why we go back to this stupid traffic jam and stupid sardine-esque transit again 😩
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YOU KNOW WHAT, it gave me ✨ideas✨
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WWX created a biological weapon-a deadly virus-to win the war.

He kept telling JC that he got it under control, they were only targeting the enemies, he had the antidote, etc.

Until someone stole his
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In an attempt to save everyone, WWX used himselfbas the guinea pig. He managed to find the cure, at last, but his body couldn't take the strain and he d soon after.

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JFM saw all these "maid" pictures and wanted to participate. He dig around his phone and posted all of A-Cheng maid pics.

"Be it maid costume or son, my A-Cheng is the cutest maid of all."😤

He didn't realize all the costumes had a slut factor in it.
(JC had a popular only*fans and he always asked JFM to take his trial pics, trying out the look of the costume and all. If the costume looked good, JC took it to NHS for pro photoshoot.

JC never lied to his dad. JFM simply assumed his A-Cheng still loved playing dress up 🥰)
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