In which LWJ's "playing inquiry every day for 13 years" was him panickly updating WWX on the situation of JC's courtship competition and urging him to come back sooner because Wangji couldn't win this game alone 😭😭
His brother made a 3zun alliance!
NHS was using his brain!
There was a new rogue cultivator gang with an unhinged ex-DC in their formation!
WY COME BACK PLZ WANGJI COULDN'T BE FLIRTY WITH JIANG WANYIN, HE COULD ONLY HORNY-GLARE HIM AND NOW WANYIN THOUGHT WANGJI HATED HIM 😭😭
It was JC's first time going to a bar. WWX and NHS chaperoned him ("so no one got naughty with Chengcheng~" / "Not unless we approved their fashion style, at the very least." / "Shut up you two." 😒😳)
JC was being his usual grouchy self
but he was thankful for his bffs' presence.
Anyhow.
After a few drinks, they saw this gentleman who was practically GLOWING. Like a god walking into the dimly-lit den of the mortals.
JC tried to act casual, but his chaos bffs who had graduated the Tsundere Behavior Studies
Jan 27, 2023 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
WWX woke up in a world where everything was the same except that JC was a thumbelina-sized sect leader and everyone was being normal about it.
WWX: WTF HAPPENED TO JC.
LWJ: ?
WWX: Why was he like that? Last time I checked he was a 185 cm full-grown man!
LWJ: 🤨 WY you ok?
WWX: You think that's normal?? Ok if that's normal then explain to me EXPLAIN TO ME HOW DID HE LEAD SSC WITH A BODY THE SIZE OF A TEACUP?
LWJ: 🤨 WY you fought with him, you knew the answer better than I am.
WWX: I FOUGHT WITH A HUMAN-SIZED JC!! NOT THIS TINY CREEPY THING!!
The first time A-Cheng said "no" to Baba, JFM almost had a mental breakdown.
It was dinnertime. JFM had been away from almost a month due to a discussion conference and the consecutive bad weather that prevented him from coming home (the horror 😭😭).
Now he was happy to be home, and the family enjoyed a private welcoming dinner, with a special dance performance by A-Li and A-Cheng 🥰🥰
The food was delish, the performance adorable, and his Lady was dressed in her favorite dark purple robes that enunciate her elegance.
Jan 10, 2023 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
Idea:
a babygram account named Babycheng and Lili-Jie
Managed by Mama Yuan.
The content is all about babycheng and lili-jie exploring the world! Harvesting lotus flowers, swimming, braiding hair, singing, napping on the deck, wearing twin dresses--
Mama Yuan was a famous international model back in the day. She retired after marrying the Jiang heir, Jiang Fengmian.
Their marriage was known to be tumultuous due to the scandal JFM involved in.
They got divorced soon after babycheng was born.
Oct 3, 2022 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
ideas about #JiangCheng post canon and the demonic cultivators who took advantage of it.
cw: possession, PTSD.
After the core reveal, JC felt disassociated from his body. If the core was not his, wouldn't that mean his body which was sustained by the core also not entirely his?
These thoughts were so invasive that they literally affected JC's cultivation: he was out of sync with his own body, losing control of his cultivation, etc.
However, since the problem was his mind (subconsciously rejecting the core etc) there was nothing the healers do to help.
Aug 29, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Took a nap and dreamed about omegaverse NSFW #allcheng, where omega was rare & fragile etc etc so whenever the alphas had sex with them, they wrote the omega'ls stats up in a log.
You know like those nanny logs about the baby's meals and milk intake and poop color.
Like???
They took notes about how many times JC orgasmed, the amount of his cum (in ml, so I guess they put the semen in measuring cups idk), whether he "twitched normally" when he came, how many c0cks he took, the diameter of his cum-filled stomach, if he got any tear, etc.
JC had now a Ranma 1/2-esque problem in which he'd poof into JC meimei occasionally.
Like, a literal meimei. He'd be a young girl slightly younger than JL.
It was such a big problem because he lost the majority of his power too. His golden core would revert into that of a 13 y.o. girl.
Jul 10, 2022 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
#xicheng & juniors, male lactation
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War AU but who cares about the war plotline, we are here for the foster parent JC who had to take care of & breastfed four lil orphan babies in his secluded orphanage surrounded by wild flower garden.
Why must it be a war AU then???
So that we can have soldier!LXC stumbled upon said secluded orphanage when he was on the run, and fell in love at a first sight when he saw JC lying down on a divan, hair unbound, robes open, with babies suckling on his nippies, of course!
Jun 14, 2022 • 32 tweets • 5 min read
Jiujiu & juniors
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Imagine the whiplash JL's new friends experienced when they found out Jiang-zongzhu wasn't the ruthless and terrifying Sandu Shengshou.
The juniors were visiting Lianhua Wu by JL's insistence. It was the first time the other three visited outside discussion conferences or similar formal occasion.
They got to see Jiang-zongzhu taught the combat class, and huh.
LJY thought there would be much more Zidian and
Jun 7, 2022 • 27 tweets • 5 min read
#JiangHappyFamily modern au
little a-cheng is learning to cook 🥰🥰 (it went as well as expected)
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One afternoon, little JC entered JFM's study wearing a cute frilly apron and headband, with his tufty bangs tied up in a ribbon.
JFM almost had a seizure upon seeing the ultra
cute getup (WCZ, a reliable right-hand man that he was, immediately took pictures on his phone & shared them with the members of the Jiang fam).
"What did I do to be visited by such a cute angel?" 🥹 JFM cooed.
JC giggled. "Baba, A-Cheng brings you snacks! I made them for you!"
May 17, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
😩😩
Everyone going full WFO after 2 years of FWS feels like walking backwards.
I understand that some jobs required WFO (like mine), but 2 years has proven that there're jobs that works just fine with FWS!!
And FWS is great even for people who do WFO! Less traffic,
hence less commuting cost (time & fare wise). Less people in public transit, hence better comfort instead of getting stuffed in a bus like a pack of sardines!! 😩
Why of why we go back to this stupid traffic jam and stupid sardine-esque transit again 😩
May 16, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
YOU KNOW WHAT, it gave me ✨ideas✨
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. #YMJTales zombie virus au
WWX created a biological weapon-a deadly virus-to win the war.
He kept telling JC that he got it under control, they were only targeting the enemies, he had the antidote, etc.
Until someone stole his
prototype, modified it, and released it to the wild. It was chaos.
In an attempt to save everyone, WWX used himselfbas the guinea pig. He managed to find the cure, at last, but his body couldn't take the strain and he d soon after.
JFM saw all these "maid" pictures and wanted to participate. He dig around his phone and posted all of A-Cheng maid pics.
"Be it maid costume or son, my A-Cheng is the cutest maid of all."😤
He didn't realize all the costumes had a slut factor in it.
(JC had a popular only*fans and he always asked JFM to take his trial pics, trying out the look of the costume and all. If the costume looked good, JC took it to NHS for pro photoshoot.
JC never lied to his dad. JFM simply assumed his A-Cheng still loved playing dress up 🥰)
JFM sat crosslegged at the Lotus Throne for 3 days, tearing up every time JC came for a nap, commissioned 3 painters to immortalize the event, until finally JC moved his nest.
JFM, as JC toddled away with a bunch of nest material in his arms, followed by indulging WWX & JYL: My baby is growing up and is leaving his nest 😭😭🤧🤧
YZY, had found JC rummaging thru her closet just this morning: he's just moving to a more /comfy/ place 😤
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