Thread by @rikkainhaz

#chengxian / #xiancheng CR era dumbasses.

I happened to be in a good mood after playing Genshin so here we go.
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Summary:

Jiang Cheng has a crush. Wei Wuxian is NOT happy about it.

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Looking around the corner, Wei Wuxian grinds his teeth as he spies on Jiang Cheng walking into the perfume store with an overly touchy store attendant to “assist”.

Assist what—huh? Is there a need for that hand on Jiang Cheng’s elbow?? You can’t walk on your own???! 😡😡🤬🤬

Now why is Wei Wuxian stalking his shidi on their free day from their lessons at Gusu Lan?

Nie Huaisang.

Their mutual friend, always hiding a smile behind that fan of his, strode up to Wei Wuxian when he was dipping his feet in the docks at Caiyi town the week before and unleashed the bomb onto him.

“A little bird told me that Jiang Cheng is pursuing a young lady.”

“WHAT?!” Wei Wuxian yelled, nearly falling into the river from shock. Jiang Cheng? His shidi? IN LOVE??

WITH WHOM? Why is Wei Wuxian not aware of it!!

And HOW? WHEN?

Wei Wuxian started to strangle NHS as he raged.

“I don’t know!” Nie Huaisang managed to squeeze out in between chokes. “Don’t kill the messenger!”

Red faded from Wei Wuxian’s vision as he calmed himself. Chewing on his thumbnail instead of choking the life out of his friend, he mused on the potential candidates of

Jiang Cheng’s fancy.

He is intimately aware of Jiang Cheng’s criteria for a spouse, often teasing the younger for it. And making a scene whenever they went out, drawing eyes towards himself, away from his shidi, as though only /his/ eyes could rest on Jiang Cheng and no one

else.

Was he always so possessive? Hm, must be a shixiong thing, yup.

But! He still has 0 ideas on who could be capturing Jiang Cheng’s interest! Where did Jiang Cheng meet someone Wei Wuxian didn’t know??

Must be cause of all those punishments with the little

old-fashioned! Dammit! He knew Lan Zhan only brought trouble to him!

And so, here we return to the present where Wei Wuxian is actively stalking his shidi to find out who the “young lady” is.

Wei Wuxian can barely stand it, his entire body is trembling with anger and

—is that, jealousy—at how EVERYONE seems to be going so close to Jiang Cheng and /touching/! What’s with Gusu?! They dont do that in Yunmeng? Why are the commoners so inappropriate here?!?! (They’re not, it’s the shidivision 😞)

A whole day of following Jiang Cheng

still brings no results for Wei Wuxian. In fact, all he feels is pain.

Why is Jiang Cheng buying all these stuff for someone who isn’t him? Wei Wuxian was so used to being the object of Jiang Cheng’s care and affection, the idea of someone else taking his spot filled

him with dread.

He returns to CR before Jiang Cheng and sits on his shidi’s bed, arms folded with a pout on his face. When Jiang Cheng returns with bags of perfume, silk fabrics, haircombs and even a pretty red hairband—Wei Wuxian snaps, complaining loudly about how

Jiang Cheng no longer cares about him and shixiong is upset!

Contrary to Wei Wuxian’s expectations—which would be for Jiang Cheng to drop everything and come and coax him. His shidi only rolled his eyes at him and said, “So? What are you going to do about it?”

Wei Wuxian heard the challenge in his shidi’s tone and before he could even comprehend what he was doing, Wei Wuxian leapt off the bed and tackled Jiang Cheng to the ground, running his hands on his shidi’s body where he recalled every disgusting memory of those

people touching Jiang Cheng during the day!

His! Shidi is his to touch! No one else! He growls unknowingly, like an animal. He feels like an animal, pawing at Jiang Cheng’s clothes.

His shidi is wide-eyed beneath him, clothes rumpled and hair messy, having been

pulled out of the tight bun.

He looks ravishing.

Wei Wuxian jerks at the thought, sitting up on the back of his legs, straddling Jiang Cheng.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Jiang Cheng asks, eyes narrowed.

“I—I’m sorry,” Wei Wuxian stumbles as he tries to back away.

However, Jiang Cheng grabs hold of his outer robe and /tugs/, pulling Wei Wuxian on top of him again.

Bodies flushed together, Wei Wuxian has direct line of sight with his shidi’s lips—were they always so plump and soft-looking? He wants to touch.

“Wei Wuxian, you’ve been following me.”

Wei Wuxian gulps, nodding as he stares at the way Jiang Cheng’s lips part and close with each syllable.

“So? How do you feel?” Jiang Cheng pressed. “Upset? Angry? /Jealous/?”

Wei Wuxian nodded, eyes firmly fixed. He hears an irritated

sigh leave those beautiful lips and suddenly a hand is pressing down on the back of his head and—wow, they really /are/ soft, and Jiang Cheng tastes so good…wait.

WHAT???

When Jiang Cheng finally released him, Wei Wuxian is panting from the lack of air, having been

too stunned to remember to breathe.

“You—but—girl?” Wei Wuxian stutters as his brain buffers.

Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes. “There’s no one. It’s you, idiot.”

“This was all a ploy, there was no lady?” Wei Wuxian asks when oxygen finally reached his brain once more, still mildly dazed from the kiss. “To get me jealous?”

“Obviously.”

“Why? A-cheng you should have just told me!” Wei Wuxian whined, planting his hands on the ground by the

sides of JC’s head.

Jiang Cheng gives him the stink eye and scoffs, “Yeah, right. I kissed you the night before we left for GSL and you had the audacity to ask me if it was because your lips were dry!”

“I’m sorryyy A-cheng!! Let shixiong make up for it!” 😚😚😘😘

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