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Haz | '97 | Singapore / Australia | BTS & ARMY | XianCheng OTP ❤💜 | Occasionally 🔞 | PFP credit: @BevSnailmail
Apr 15, 2023 62 tweets 11 min read
#xiancheng / #chengxian pt.2
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When Jiang Cheng first sees him in the crowd, he doesn’t pay much notice. Just another insignificant human amongst the sea of others.

He knows about him, having been informed by the club manager about a group of friends having a bachelor’s party.

Of course he knows the face of the man of the night.

Jiang Cheng performs as he always does, providing lip service and teasing to the viewers, and of course, he does the same to the soon-to-be-wed.
Apr 11, 2023 145 tweets 25 min read
#xiancheng / #chengxian

The sight of that lithe body spinning around that thin pole that should never be able to hold a human body up in the air so effortlessly like this has Wei Wuxian drooling unconsciously.

He’s at his bachelor’s party, celebrating his last night as a single man.

Yet in this very moment, ten seconds before the clock strikes twelve, he meets someone who takes his breath away—Wei Wuxian cannot even remember what he’s supposed to be doing the next day, let alone his soon-to-be husband.
Feb 8, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
#chengxian + #cuckji (future)

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Divorced chengxian modern AU who have shared custody over JL and JL stays with JC on the weekdays and WWX on the weekends. The arrangement works fine for a couple of years, WWX often subtly asking questions about how JC is doing to learn about JC via JL and vice versa, but JC is more blunt and fierce with it—asking JL whether WWX’s house is a pigsty, did he make sure JL’s room was clean from dust? JL cannot afford to be sick!

One day, when JL is around 8 years old, he goes over to WWX’s as per normal but
Feb 7, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
#chengxian 🔪?

After Wei Wuxian died, Jiang Cheng found it hard to look at anything red in colour because it reminded him too much of the one who left him.

Jiang Cheng spotted a dog shivering in the cold on the streets and the instinct to shield the one who was always by his side made his heart ache when there was only an empty space beside him.

Lotus roots and pork ribs soup no longer taste of anything except the ashes of all the bodies of his sect and family.

The Yunmeng clarity bell by his waist etched with the character “Ying” gave him
Jan 30, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
What if WWX dies not long after GYT? Chengxian never reconciled.

LWJ meets a god that says he can help him with WWX’s regrets—WWX died with a lot of regrets in his heart and his soul would not be able to reincarnate this way. LWJ takes the offer and the god sends him back in time with all his memories.

LWJ first hurries to pick WWX up from the streets, thinking that he has to save WWX from YMJ. WWX must come to GSL with him. It’s the only way to save WWX from his childhood sorrows (LWJ firmly believes in Cinderella WWX)
Jan 29, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
#cuckji #chengxian

LWJ has a great plan. Everything is meticulously prepared without a single chance for error.

Today is the day, he will finally propose to Wei Ying.

A beautiful bouquet of flowers in his hands he arrives at the appointed destination.

LWJ comes to a still. Wei Wuxian is seated where LWJ prepared. At the floating pavilion surrounded by thousands of lotus-shaped lanterns bobbing on the surface of the lake.

He isn’t alone.
Jan 28, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
WWX in the supermarket: My baby! I lost my baby 😰😰

Stranger: aw, it must be traumatising, I know. How old are they? Are they younger than the little young man beside you?

JL chomping on a lollipop beside WWX with this face: 😠 WWX just panicking: my babyyyy!!

WWX starts to wail and the stranger is trying to calm him down and JL is like 🙄

JC walking up with some fruits in his hands—WWX immediately spots him and runs and jumps screaming MY BABY 💕💕
Dec 29, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
#chengxian / #xiancheng not so fluff 😗

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Two boys sit shoulder to shoulder, their toes grazing the surface of the lake. Their hair unbound, they sunbathe under the warm rays of the sun, drying off the water from their bodies from the dip they had earlier. Wei Wuxian loves the calmness of these afternoons, when he can snooze in the warmth of the sun and the comfort of the presence of a loved one.
Dec 19, 2022 13 tweets 3 min read
#chengxian / #xiancheng the father/son reincarnated WWX incest AU (I’m not joking) 😏

(Just brief points)
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13 years after the fall of the YLLZ, MXY dies in a pool of blood over a ritual circle etched into the stone floor of his home.

In the underworld, a man opens his eyes and sinks into the depths of a red sea.

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15 years after the fall of the YLLZ, JGY is removed from the position of Chief Cultivator and Sect Leader, his crimes exposed to the world via the schemes and plots of a vengeful NHS. The young JL takes over with the help of the SDSS

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Nov 13, 2022 11 tweets 3 min read
#cuckji #xiancheng / #chengxian

WWX bringing LWJ into town needling him about trying on female clothes and dressing up as a girl because quote “what a waste of that beautiful face” unquote.

When they enter the town, and LWJ is in the hands of some very excited store assistants who have bundles and bundles of different clothes and accessories for him to try on, Wei Wuxian spots out of the corner of his eye a female cultivator who looks remarkably similar to Madam Yu and nearly got a whiplash.
Nov 5, 2022 10 tweets 2 min read
#chengxian fluff

How Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng celebrate their birthdays.

Wei Wuxian:
1) First thing he does is to pull away Jiang Cheng’s covers and lie flat on top of him and establish the fact that he is now 1 whole year older so shidi has to pay HIM respects! 😤 2) Jiang Cheng would indulge him in all his requests, even YZY will turn a blind eye that day, and they would be off gallivanting chasing pheasants, strolling through the markets hand in hand sharing a stick of tanghulu and a jar of wine.

3) The day always ends with them
Oct 16, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
A very non-con 🔞 #xiancheng /
#chengxian scenario of Jiang Cheng being fucked by the ghost of YLLZ Wei Wuxian post-burial mound siege while asleep.

Jiang Cheng mistakenly thinking that waking up to find his waist always aching is a sign of his lack of training after being sect leader and always handling paperwork. The inexplicable feeling in his ass area is from his permanent position sitting in front of the table.

A YLLZ Wei Wuxian who becomes bolder and bolder when he realised Jiang Cheng did not put together the pieces or even
Oct 6, 2022 181 tweets 28 min read
Pt.3 of THE #cuckji 🐔FIC
#chengxian / #xiancheng
We return to the perspective of LWJ 🐔
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The moon had yet to relinquish its duty to the sun when Lan Wangji stood outside of Wei Ying’s door, his hand knocking firmly on the half-peeling painted wood. His face was void of any expression as he waited for his knocks to be answered.

He expected a crusty-eyed and sleepy Wei Ying, who would probably give him a cute little pout and lean all over him, whining about his ungodly hours and how Lan Wangji should repay him
Sep 25, 2022 125 tweets 20 min read
Pt.2 of THE #cuckji 🐔FIC (yes that is the title now)
#chengxian / #xiancheng 🔞⚠️ NSFW

(My actual first proper NSFW - please be gentle 🥺😭)
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Wei Wuxian’s 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 was gone by the time Jiang Cheng emerged from the shower. Hair still dripping wet and towel slung around his neck, Jiang Cheng approached Wei Wuxian who was busy vacuuming the floor from dust.

The sound of his footsteps were covered by the roar of the vacuum and Jiang Cheng slid his arms around Wei Wuxian’s waist,
Sep 21, 2022 47 tweets 9 min read
I know everyone's raving over the YMJ SIC right now but I was having brain-rots for #cuckji.

So #chengxian / #xiancheng 🐔ji Pt.1
From the perspective of LWJ 🐔
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Lan Wangji knew something was 𝘰𝘧𝘧 the first time he laid eyes on him—Wei Ying’s “brother”, Jiang Wanyin. Maybe it was the look in Wei Ying’s eyes when Jiang Wanyin walked through the gates of the airport, dark with desire, a look Lan Wangji never saw directed to himself, even in the throes of passion. Wei Ying had jumped the railings and ran into the arms of the other, clinging on
Sep 17, 2022 12 tweets 3 min read
It’ll be funny for Solo-artists Idol AU #chengxian /#xiancheng where their fanbases have beef with each other because they keep WWX’s background (aka growing up with the Jiangs) a secret.

Fans think WWX is a normal idol contracted under Jiang Co. while JC is the favoured one—because of family relationship and that he only debuted cause of his family’s influence.

WWX’s fans think he’s Cinderella and need to be protected from the toxic entertainment world and whenever Chengxian are in the same frame, immediately there is fan war on socmed
Sep 8, 2022 51 tweets 9 min read
Sci-fi (ish) apocalyptic #chengxian / #xiancheng AU ???? 🤖💔

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Wei Wuxian looks out the window at the dark clouds that had been gathering above the city for the past few weeks.

Not a single drop of rain has yet to he seen. He sighs and retreats into the apartment, where Jiang Cheng was sitting on the couch reading the news on the holographic screen. Wei Wuxian kicks his slippers off and crawls onto the soft cushions, squeezing himself between the brackets of Jiang Cheng’s arms, so that
Sep 4, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
#chengxian 🔪(?)

Wei Wuxian smiles at the bright laughter of the once-children in the cold springs of Cloud Recesses. Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi, now fully grown adults, still behave like the bratty (LJY’s part) teenagers when he first met them all those years ago. There used to be four.

Now there are only two.

Wei Wuxian’s eyes still sometimes wander amongst the white and blue shades for a glint of gold, a colour so gaudy he usually scoffs at it.

Jin Ling hasn’t joined his friends in Cloud Recesses ever since…
Aug 31, 2022 36 tweets 7 min read
Okok but hear me out:
#chengxian JC waking up with a terrible headache to find himself in bed with who must be another man, judging by the hair and broad shoulders. There is an inexplicable pain in an area he’d never imagine could hurt this bad— yes, his asshole feels like it’s been split into two. He glares at the man slumbering by his side. How dare he give him this much pain, he’s going to /kick/ him. And so JC does, violently kicking the sleeping man off the bed with a thud.

There is a groan, that sent
Aug 28, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
#nsfw 🔞 #chengxian I want Jiang Cheng who is LOUD in bed—crying, moaning, screaming, biting, scratching, clawing as Wei Wuxian rails him like that is his life mission.

Jiang Cheng to be crying and moaning so loudly the first time they have sex that it wakes the entire Lotus Pier and all of the disciples think that their Sect Leader is getting murdered and rush out of bed all disorderly and half-dressed to defend their Sect Leader only to be scandalised at what they see.

Jiang Cheng who first notices when his disciples start breaking
Aug 27, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
WAIT what about #cuckji LWJ noticing WWX never uses the gifts he gives him and asks why.

WWX: dont worry, i kept them somewhere precious

LWJ: (satisfied until one day he sees JC walking around wearing the gifts (i.e. watch, necklace etc.) he gave to WWX) 👁👄👁 LWJ to WWX: i thought you said you kept them somewhere precious! Why is your shidi wearing them?! Did he steal them!! 🤬😡🤬😡

WWX: ya, somewhere precious = JC 😍😍 doesn’t he look the prettiest! 😍😍😘😘

LWJ: 🤬

JC who thinks WWX gave him presents and is living the best life.