Thread by @johnkonrad

Paging Captain Obvious

Seriously “Capt Obvious” has always been a joke but today it needs to be made a real position inside the cabinet.

Someone needs to hold each cabinet official accountable to the most basic, most obvious logic.

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1549380909970989059

I say give @cdrsalamander that fourth stripe and ship him off kicking and screaming to the White House.

He probably won’t take the position but we are past the point of asking for volunteers.

The last thing we need is more winners of partisan political popularity contests.

We need highly competent people who DO NOT want to step another foot in Washington because they 💯 know how futile any attempt to fix this mess is.

If @cdrsalamander can not be made to take the CAPT Obvious position then we should find people with 10+ year TRACK RECORDS of both rational thinking and accurate predictions over time.

Then we should call each canidate.

The person who says F NO the loudest gets the job

This is not a joke anymore.

Forget Captain America!

America needs a new super-hero: Captain Obvious

And yes @cdrsalamander you will be allowed to design your own uniform but, this is a serious position, brown shoes will be required.

P.S. this O6 position requires a Master Chief. Someone who can disarm any civil servant with accurate snark. Someone who gets ship done. Someone even more obvious than Sal.

@BDHerzinger

Sorry Blake. I know that technically is a demotion but our nation needs help.

Note: Other staff positions are open. If you are interested in the position then get lost.

If you want nothing to do with this silly idea then reply to this thread with the words HELL NO, I WON’T GO and a black van with CAPT Oagents will arrive shortly to ‘interview’ you.