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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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A List of People and Things Blamed for Ruining America

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Absence of whiskey Absence of Whiskey Is Ruining Nation, Says Aged Veteran By the Associated Press NEW YORK, Aug 10 - Declaring that the lack of whisky is breeding a “race of ping pong players,” Nathan Douchy, 91 year old champion of rum and tobacco, has spoken his mind about what this world’s coming to. –The San Angelo Daily Standard, 10 Aug 1925
Flirting Flirting Evil Is Ruining the Nation By the Rev. PERCIVAL H. BARKER of the First Congregational Church of Maywood N.J. FLIRTING IS A POTENT CAUSE OF THAT COARSENESS AND BESTIAL VULGARITY WHICH ARE DOING SO MUCH AT PRESENT TO IMPACT THE BEAUTY AND DIMINISH THE POWER OF AMERICAN HOME LIFE, DEGRADING MARRAIGE TO THE LOW LEVEL OF A CONVENIENCE AND TO THE STILL LOWER LEVEL OF SENSUALITY. FLIRTATIONS FOSTER THE SOCIAL EVIL. –Bluefield Evening Leader, 22 Oct 1910
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Oct 9
A Brief History of Students Today Aren’t Prepared for College

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2024 High School Students Think They Are Ready for College. But They Aren’t --EducationWeek, 21 Feb 2024
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Aug 27
A Brief History of Baseball is Dying

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2022 Opinion Guest Essay  Baseball Is Dying. The Government Should Take It Over. April 6, 2022 --New York Times, 6 Apr 2022
2010 Baseball's dying. Who's got the will?  Every summer, I celebrate the ultimate privilege tempered by infinite sadness.  --Sun-Journal, 11 July 2010
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Aug 21
A List of Predictions of When America Will Have Its First Woman President

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2017: "someday" Chelsea Clinton predicts woman president -- someday  Chelsea Clinton mostly stuck to the subject of childhood obesity Friday at a Variety magazine event honoring prominent women and their charity work -- except for her last line.  Responding to a pointed quip hours earlier from emcee Vanessa Bayer that none of the honorees' mothers was president, Clinton said that maybe not, "but someday, someone's (mother) will be." --Press Journal, 23 April 2017
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A Brief History of Nobody Dresses Well Anymore

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A List of Predictions Made in 1924 About 2024

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