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Jan 1 • 24 tweets • 6 min read
A List of Predictions Made in 1924 About 2024

🧵 Beds will automatically fling children out in the morning A Century Hence SCHOOL LIFE IN 2024 A.D. CRASH! My bed turns over automatically and I am deposited on the floor. It is eight o'clock and the switch, operating the above fiendish substitute for an alarm clock, is operated from school so that, at the moment, I am in the same predicament as the rest of the 450 scholars. After donning my one piece asbestos suit (washing being unnecessary under new atmospheric conditions) I partake of breakfast in tabloid form & step outside in time to catch the 8.10 aerobus & arrive at school two minutes later. The first lesson is English, and... the English ...
Dec 20, 2023 • 22 tweets • 5 min read
The 2023 Headline of the Year Nominees

🧵 2023 Headline of the Year nominee (January) Six-day illegal rave in Spanish village “magnificently organised” according to mayor --NME, 5 January 2023
Nov 30, 2023 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
A Brief History of Kids Today Are Lazy

🧵 2023 Majority of Parents Say Kids Are Dishonest, Disrespectful, and Lazy --Education Week, 24 January 2023
Oct 31, 2023 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
A Brief History of Women Today Dress Inappropriately

🧵 2019 Women dress too sexually I am deeply disturbed by the extremely sexualized clothing women are wearing -- the plunging necklines, the tight tops, the tight skirts. The female body is beautiful and artistic even under appropriate clothing gently surrounding the body. To wear extreme clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination is to invite male gawking and sexual desire. I am a feminist for sure, but our gender has succumbed to trends. --Tallahassee Democrat, 25 February 2019
Oct 17, 2023 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
A Brief History of We Are Raising a Generation of Wimps

🧵 2023 Arnold Schwarzenegger warns ‘over-babying’ can create ‘generation of wimps’ --Global News, 6 October 2023
Oct 2, 2023 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
A Brief History of America is in Decline Like The Roman Empire

🧵 2022 There are ominous signs -- politics, culture, national character -- that the U.S. might have embarked on the beginning of its end as a great empire, just as insane as Rome in its decline. --The Recorder, 2 July 2022
Sep 5, 2023 • 20 tweets • 5 min read
A Brief History of Kids Today Have Too Much Freedom

🧵 2011 If kids want to stir up trouble, they can do so at any time of the day. The problem is, kids today have too much freedom. They come and go as they please. It is the responsibility of the parents to teach their children how to treat and respect others. --Philadelphia Daily News, 4 November 2011
Aug 28, 2023 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
A List of Things People Blamed for World War I

🧵 Potatoes Potatoes Blamed for War Potatoes are partly blamed for the Great War on the grounds that the introduction of the potato into northern Europe made a great increase in population possible. --The Tonkawa News, 2 March 1939
Jul 19, 2023 • 93 tweets • 19 min read
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵 2002 "I can't fill the jobs. It just seems kids don't like to work anymore." --The Post-Star, 12 April 2002
Jun 14, 2023 • 18 tweets • 4 min read
A Brief History of Things Were Better 50 Years Ago

🧵 2023 And when Americans reflect ...
May 15, 2023 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
A Brief History of Men and Women Are Trading Places

🧵 2011 With careers, men, women tr...
May 8, 2023 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts

🧵 Moldy shops Mini-skirts Blamed For 'Mol...
May 1, 2023 • 19 tweets • 5 min read
A List of Things People Blamed on Flappers

🧵 The decline of the whale catching industry Flappers Blamed for Decline...
Apr 20, 2023 • 20 tweets • 5 min read
A List of Things People Blamed for Juvenile Delinquency

🧵 Making boys read poetry Teachers Blamed For Crime A...
Apr 19, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
📖BOOK UPDATE: 80% funded!

I'm writing a book diving into the newspaper archives to look at repeated arguments (Nobody Wants to Work Anymore!), endless blame (jazz! bicycles!) & more!

Pledge for your copy today!

unbound.com/books/thepress… It's being published by @unbounders in London (UK) -- they use a crowdfunding model to cover some initial costs, and early backers pledge to receive various rewards (and books!). At 100% (and when it's done!) the book will also be available in the usual places (shops, etc).
Apr 17, 2023 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
A Brief History of Parents Today Are Controlled By Their Kids

🧵 2017 There is a commercial on TV...
Apr 13, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
A List of Things People Blamed on Halley’s Comet

🧵 The death of Edward VII HALLEY'S COMET BLAMED FOR D...
Apr 12, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
📖BOOK UPDATE: 65% funded!

I'm writing a book showcasing my best finds from the newspaper archives looking at repeated arguments (Nobody Wants to Work Anymore!), endless blame (jazz! bicycles!) & things I find amusing.

Pledge for your copy today!

unbound.com/books/thepress… It's being published by @unbounders in London (England) -- they use a crowdfunding model to cover some initial costs, and early backers pledge to receive various rewards (and books!). At 100% (and when it's done!) the book will also be available in the usual places (shops, etc).
Apr 3, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
📷BOOK UPDATE: 50% funded!

I'm writing a book for @Unbounders presenting my best finds from the newspaper archives looking at repeated arguments (Nobody Wants to Work Anymore!), endless blame & things I find amusing.

Pledge for your copy today!

unbound.com/books/thepress… Unbound is a crowdfunding publisher based in London (England) -- they take pledges in advance of publication to cover some initial costs, early backers get various rewards (and books!), and then the book will also be available in all the usual places (shops, etc.).
Mar 29, 2023 • 23 tweets • 5 min read
A Brief History of Kids Today Have It Easy

🧵 2022 Most parents agree kids have it "too easy" these d
Mar 28, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
You know how Twitter often turns into a contest about who can make the best joke about the Main Character of the Day?

Newspapers used to be like that, too.

Here they are reacting to the news that 26 women in Kansas were teaming up to write a novel: Twenty-six Kansas women have undertaken to collaborate the gTwenty-Six Kansas women have banded together to write a noveIt is said that twenty-six Kansas women have banded togetherTwenty-six Kansas women have banded together to write a nove Relatively lazy topical jokes were not a genre invented by late night show writers.