"Not this again, Park," Yoongi grunts, blushing. "I'm trying to beat you up"
Jimin skips another hit.
"Ok, but what about a date instead?" Jimin grins. "I know a great place near here!"
"Can you focus?!" Yoongi shouts.
It's been exactly two days since Jimin was able to take off Yoongi's mask during one of the raven-haired's interceptions.
Ever since he has been set on taking the pretty man out, despite him working for his enemy.
"I am focused, Yoongi!" he jumps back, avoiding a kick. "Going on a date with you is a serious matter."
"I regret telling you my name," the other bemoans.
"What! Nonsense. In fact, you should tell me more!"
"I'll start, I'm Park Jimin, born in October 1995. I have superpowers, just like my best friend," Jimin points to Taehyung, fighting further away from them. Jimin ignores his pleas to hurry up. "And I want to take you out!"
Even from afar, Jimin can see Yoongi's flush deepening.
Everyone knows that. You're a public figure,"
He picks up his sword. "Just one more reason not to go out with you. Too much drama."
Jimin pouts, "Not THAT much drama. C'mon. Just one date. If you don't like it, you can ignore me!"
"I still work for your enemy. First, survive. Then, I'll see that."
Jimin lights up but before he can give a word of agreement, Yoongi is sprinting toward him. He manages to steer clear of the strike just in time.
After that, the battle progresses quicker than it had been doing. It takes up to five days of Taehyung intervening Jimin from going up to the raven-haired for them to corner the source of their problem.
Still, the fight drags and so does Jimin's patience.
He grunts. "Can't you just deliver yourself? I have a date waiting for me!" He pleas, pouting.
Their enemy laughs, incredulous. "How's that my problem?"
"You're in the way, clearly."
"It's enough of a problem that he saw me with a huge bruise. Have a little compassion for me! Don't you have a love life?"
The masked person laughs, "I do not in fact. I seem to be too busy trying to conquer this city?" he answers, voice filled with sarcasm.
"I have no time for these silly things. My plans are bigger and greater-"
Taehyung cuts him off with a blow on his neck, making the person blackout. "Alright, that's enough."
Jimin celebrates. "Finally!"
"Your blabbering finally served for something."
Jimin grins until Taehyung continues. "You can't leave yet, though. Gotta wait for the cops."
Jimin wails, joining his hands. "Taehyungie! Pretty please. I'll do patrol control alone next week, if you want.
The younger shakes his head, closing his eyes, seemingly ignoring Jimin. "Wait. Plus, your lover is right there waiting for you."
Yoongi is sitting on top of the small store behind them, leaning back on his hands. He has his swords on his back and his mask is off. Yoongi's hair is swirling in the wind and Jimin really wants to take the other on a date.
Jimin jumps on his feet and smiles.
Yoongi is waiting for him. He could have disappeared and Jimin wouldn't have known how to find him, but the other stayed and kept to his promise, so Jimin knows Yoongi might be just as interested in the date as he is.
The cops don't take too long.
After they make sure everything is cleared, Jimin runs to the store's roof.
"You know, I should hand you to the police."
Yoongi looks at him through his shoulder with a small smile. He waits until Jimin is beside him to answer, "Well, will you?"
Jimin shakes his head lightly, "No, I don't think I will."
As Yoongi smiles, Jimin doesn't take his eyes off him. It's a beautiful view: Yoongi's wide smile stretching his face on the sunset, just for Jimin.
"That's nice of you," He looks down, before locking eyes with Jimin again. "So, that date?"
Jimin smiles, matching Yoongi, and gets up. He offers his hand to Yoongi.
Yoongi takes his hand. It's dirty and Jimin's own hand has blood on it. Yet, he can only focus on how larger Yoongi's hand is.
The raven-haired stands close to Jimin, their hands clasped together.
When Jimin thinks the older will close the distance between the other smiles and takes his hand to Jimin's chin.
"Kisses are after the dates, Jimin-ah." He moves Jimin's head to the side and gives him a peck on the cheek. "So, let's go, alright?"
Jimin smiles widely until he can't catch sight of Yoongi and drags the other to the closest restaurant good enough for a first date.
- the end 😁
HI hope you liked these silly boys, updates for both cats and notifications today sorry for my absence 🤸🤸
yoongi prepared a horror movie marathon for him and his date, jimin, a horror writer, unknowing of the fact that jimin is shit-scared, terrified of them.
1. hello hi welcome to another silly thing. *offers a hug* hope we’re alright. i need to go to bed in like ten to twenty but i’d like to get the first part posted so here we go.
jimin gets recommended a doctor to help him ease out all the office tension. after an embarrassing moment, he’s not so sure if he wants to attend his reserved sessions anymore.
• tomorrow
• crack
• super light and short (won't pass 15 tweets I think)
•inspired by a random video I saw :D
2. hihi hope everyone is alright <3 this will be a very bad humor with narration on texts very quick!! tell me things and enjoy!! 🤲 back to the fishes (can we appreciate my editing skills heh)
• crack mostly
• one sided “hate”
• fools in love actually
• very light and prob short
• basketball captain!myg and student council vice-president!pjm
• non-factual and unserious college life
1. jimin texting habita are just plain self-projection henlo
when seokjin, namjoon’s boyfriend, leaves on a business trip, he leaves his cat hybrid, yoongi, with him. however, it seems that namjoon’s hybrid jimin doesn’t like him very much.
🐈cat hybrids yoonmin
🐈hybrids and humans don’t have the same rights. hybrids usually have an owner.
🐈hate at first sight
🐈very light
🐈misunderstanding and lack of communication
🐈happy ending
🐈short threadfic
“Are you sure about this, Namjoon?” Seokjin asks, watching Jimin glare daggers into Yoongi’s side. The other remains unfazed.
“I really am not,” Namjoon sighs. “But we need to ease them into the other if we want to move in together. You get going.” He kisses him quickly.
the five times yoongi, a personal chef who found himself taking care of a beach shack, tried to get a regular customer’s number, and the one time he gets it.