Thread by @QIANKUNRADIO

[220803] Akdong Seoul viewable radio w/ DJ #KUN 🐻 Chinese to English Translation Highlights 🎙translation thread🎙 #KUNONAIR #AkdongSeoul #KunD #DJKun #钱锟 #쿤

T/N: sry I overslept today 🥲 will go back later to get what I missed in the first half

LMAO I think Kun was talking about this moment yesterday’s program w/ zhuama?? Zhuama is also in the comments guessing but yeah he was like “idk if zhuama has a boyfriend or not but this was just a small teasing moment the other day 😆”

https://twitter.com/qiankunradio/status/1554446168297336832

Kun did his regular intro for the 2nd half after kuntro and mentioned Zhuama’s in the cmts too
👩🏻: LaiLai actually said wants to come later too
🐻: *joking* he must make an appearance later otherwise there will be no him next week LOL
👩🏻: right there won’t be a spot for him 😂

LOL they were jokingly saying how so many people write in for Wednesdays and no one writes in for Tuesday’s (Zhuama’s) program so zhuama must be crying rn seeing all these listener submitted questions/messages 😆

LMAO this question kdfjlsdkf it’s completing cheesy compliments/conversation
A: do you think my eyes are pretty?
B: yes they’re pretty~
A: Do you know why?
B: Why?
A: _________
Kun gave a very elaborate answer and Caoli jie was like “it’s simpler than that”

👩🏻: think about it…if you’re facing them, what’s in their eyes?
🐻: hmm “because in your eyes, there’s me”
👩🏻: ahh almost! adjust it justtt a little
🐻: ah! “Because in your eyes, there’s ONLY me”
👩🏻: correct!

Next question (similar format)
A: You’re like the Earth, do you know why?
B: Why?
A: ________
🐻: “because you’re…ambitious?”
👩🏻: what is this 😭 not romantic at all

🐻: *tries again* “because you’re…uneven?” Because there’s mountains and trenches
👩🏻: would you want to confess to someone because they’re uneven??? 😭 what is this
🐻: in xiao nuo’s world there’s no such thing as romance :D
(T/N: KUN PLEASE LKDFJSD)

Kun read a response from someone in the audience said the response to “you’re like the Earth because” was “then I can step on your head” kdlsfdkfj 😭
🐻: I’ll give you a round of applause 😂

LaiLai joined Kun & Caoli jie!
The correct answer to the previous question “Do you know why you are like the earth?”
A: because I am attracted to you (t/n: like gravitational pull lol)

🐻: pffft I was about right same thing 😆
🎵: right how could we get it exactly right lol

👩🏻: fine I’ll count it as 80% 😭
🐻: then let me ask this…”how many lights does a garbage truck have?”
👩🏻: 4? 2 in front 2 in the back
🐻: no~ ddaeng! Actually this is a question that stunned me by a certain YangMoney when I was in the car yesterday…it’s 9! because *deng x9*

T/N: “deng” is the same phonetically as “燈” which means light and what kun sang is a common tune/jingle that garbage trucks play when they come collect your trash 😂 joke was brought to you courtesy of nice YangMoney

Pleaseeee he’s the cutest 🥺

Now playing “Who Am I” by B1A4

open.spotify.com/track/5NJ323hA…

Q: guess song based on recitation of lyrics
A: “NU ABO” by f(x)
Kun and Caoli jie said they could feel that it was a f(x) song but couldn’t remember the title
👩🏻: hbu LaiLai?
🎵: LaiLai just felt like it was the voice of someone I recognize 😂 (t/n: Caoli jie recorded it lol)

🐻: LOL right it was so familiar!
🎵: it’s like I JUST heard it somewhere 😂
👩🏻: haha okay next question is our “market atmosphere” (t/n: like last week aka guessing songs from recordings of various akseo staff reciting lyrics all played together at once 😆)

LaiLai’s expression lskdjfldk it seemed like like he got culture shock from this question 😂 LOL the male voice was recorded by Chuyuan so Caoli was like “think about what songs he likes!”

Caoli jie said of the songs are a bit older and kun was like
🐻: no wonder we can’t guess it lol
🎵: *joking* we’re only 18 after all 😆
👩🏻: no one got it right? Papa chu will be sad 😂
They played Chyuan’s sound byte on it’s own lol

Caoli gave a hint that was like “what does a bug become once it grows up?”
🐻: once a bug grows up…it’s still a bug 🤨 (T/N: KUN PLEASE)
🎵: well some bugs will transform!
🐻: oH a butterfly?

A: “Miracle” - WayV, “Into the New World” - SNSD, “나는 나비” - YB
PD jie sang Miracle

LMAO PD jie sang the Miracle sound byte so Cao li jie was “hurry let’s play it on its own before PD jie confiscates it forever” 😂 so PD jie complied…and then afterwards immediately played Caoli jie’s recording of “Into the New World” as revenge lskdfjalskdjf

Caoli jie was like “omg STOPPP what are u playing 😂” LaiLai was cracking up and said “immediate reveng lmao” and Caoli jie was like “just wait until later you’re gonna record too LOL”

🐻: our time is about up today! Thank you caoli jie and LaiLai for joining our Wednesday quiz show! See you next week~
🐻: Our program is nearing the end today! Lastly we’ll play EXO’s “Walk On Memories”. See you tomorrow~ bye bye!

~broadcast end~

Now playing “Walk On Memories” by EXO

open.spotify.com/track/6lRGSp6v…

T/N: ok i’m going back to the beginning to get anything important I missed lol

~opening~
🐻: tomorrow is 七夕 jie (t/n: Chinese Valentine’s Day which is on the 7th day of the 7th Chinese lunar month aka Aug 4th this year).
🐻: Sounds romantic~ Has anyone heard of any romantic legends or had romantic experiences? Send in ur messages!
(T/N: HELP this aged +

+ poorly considering Kun’s answers later on 😂)
🐻: For the opener, we’ll play a romantic song which is WayV’s “Love Talk”! :D
(T/N: I can’t 😂 lfjslkdsd at least it’s not the english ver)

Now playing “Love Talk” by WayV

open.spotify.com/track/6bc8VmlN…

LMAO idk what the listener said bc it was in korean, but kun was gagging throwing up 😂 slkdfjd
Another listener said “I don’t have any romantic experiences, but how my mom & dad met was rly romantic. My dad fell in love at first sight when he saw my mom and decided he must +

+ pursue her, so he worked really hard and in the end she was very emotionally touched by his efforts”
🐻: not bad not bad~ wishing happiness for your whole family! :D

Another person said their romantic experience was when they were dating and looked at the stars at night while chatting on the phone for about 4 hrs until their phone ran out of battery
🐻: ouuuuu~ this is a very romantic feeling too!

~Today’s TMI~
OP received their acceptance letter and are really happy to begin their university life
🐻: congratulations on the acceptance! Wishing you have a happy and exciting university life~ :D

Next OP rode a bike out today to get some pretty footage by the river and use Kun’s “Rain Day” as the vlog bgm, but the weather deceived them bc it was supposed to be cloudy day but the sun was blazing so they got super tanned from being out all day. +

+ OP said it feels like if they raised WayV’s leekbong into the air they’d look like a braised sea cucumber(?) 😭 OP said to stay safe during outdoor activities

Kun didn’t understand the joke LOL but he was like
🐻: no worries! KunD is the same…can you see this clearly? The back of my hand is 2 different tones, can you tell? 😂 it’s because I went skydiving and wore long sleeves, so only my hands got tanned and not my face 😆

Now playing “You’re the Best” by MAMAMOO

open.spotify.com/track/3BUZUCu1…

~Quiz Show w/ Caoli jie~
🐻: Caoli jie have you seen a meteor shower before?
👩🏻: I’ve gone with the intentions of seeing, but the lord was not on my side so I’ve never actually seen one
🐻: the meteor showers lately aren’t that big/bright - I think 100-200 meteors are considered+

+ big now, but I’ve seen meteor showers with ~1000 meteors or so…it’s just like rain! It was when I was really young, but it’s something that was very memorable for me. That’s truly a grand meteor shower. To see a meteor shower as big as that is such a romantic thing! :D

Ok the first question is partially in korean so I’ll leave it at that LOL now with more context idk if kun and caoli jie were talking about this moment or not lol but Caoli jie was like “let’s not expose zhuama here 😂”

https://twitter.com/QIANKUNRADIO/status/1554806456091680768