"Nobody is above the law," unless you do sketchy business with Chinese companies, film yourself smoking crack, lie on a 4473 firearm form, and are involved in a Russian human trafficking ring. If you do that, you got a ride to your vacation on Air Force One today.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you lie on a FISA form to spy on your political opponents or lie to the FBI to justify illegal spying. If you do that, you get your law license restored in good standing and acquitted by a jury of your donors.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you BleachBit a private server with classified government emails on it after they had been subpoenaed. You'll be let off and sell merch based on it a few years later.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you get held in contempt of Congress for lying about running guns to Mexico and your role in targeting conservatives with audits. You'll get off scot free but you'll get charged for it if you worked for Donald Trump
"Nobody is above the law," unless you cross the border illegally or burn down a city while wearing a BLM shirt. You'll be flown to the city of your choice and have your charges dropped or reduced.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you get caught lying to Congress about domestic spying, leak unverified dossiers, work with Democrat operatives to fabricate the Russia hoax, and frame/entrap your political opponents as Russian agents. You'll get a career on cable news.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you use your position to Congress to insider trade or lie to Congress about your office funding dangerous research at a Chinese lab that covid originated from.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you're a criminal in an American city run by a Soros-funded prosecutor. You can commit as many violent crimes as you want and get let back on the street the very next day.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you conduct illegal protest outside the homes of justices, firebomb pro-life pregnancy centers, or murder fully formed babies at an abortion clinic in DC.
The DOJ won't even investigate you.
"Nobody is above the law," unless Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked little girls to you.
We'll never even know who you are.
"Nobody is above the law," unless you drive off a bridge with a woman in your front seat and abandon her as she drowns to death. You'll remain a United States Senator until the day you die.
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And of course the lying scumbag Ben Crump is involved in this. The guy shot into the apartment of a mother and her two kids, was killed after a 6 hour stand off with police, and is treated like a hero.
Here's your reminder that Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford were both liars used by Democrats in order to try commit a high tech lynching against two conservative Supreme Court justices.
The FBI investigated both claims against Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh and found no evidence to support them.
We never would have heard of Anita Hill if her false allegation wasn't leaked to the media by Democrat staffers.
Meanwhile, Diane Feinstein's office received Ford's allegation against Kavanaugh two months before it dropped. They sat on it until the last possible second to try and derail his nomination. Her best friend and father both said on record it wasn't true.