Oh, how I would ADORE seeing #MaraLardo turn into a Museum of Anti-Trumpism. What I would not give to curate the gift shop and contribute to permanent mixed media exhibits and brainstorm special shows. Madame Tussaud wax figures. It's been a #shitshow, but the art has been 🔥🔥
This would definitely fly over the pool, and miniature ones in the gift shop. Naked statue of Trump in the fountain, with dashboard wobblers available your vehicle. cnn.com/.../trump-baby…
Action figures of all the players (or maybe voodoo doll?) Curated Etsy maker room with handmade items, too--limited edition, rotating makers. Posters, dolls, shirts. Melania Barbie with I Don't Really Care outfit and more!
Sold separately, tiny orange jumpsuits with embroidered names of those convicted, for the action figures.
The wrapping paper will be a collage of legal documents, judges rulings, with orange ribbon to top it off.
Toilet paper with collage of documents., Gold toilet seats. Art-o-matic refurbed cigarette art machine that takes a charlatan token with trump's head, gold of course. culturaloffice.org/programs/art-o…
The restrooms could have documents glazed onto the toilet bowls and sinks, or resin toilet seats with bits suspended inside?
I welcome your suggestions for retail items or services available at the Anti-Trump gift shop!
They could make a mockup of this with wax figures for selfie stations. 
The McCafe will feature plain cheeseburgers and diet coke on plastic silver plates. Guess what it's called? NothingBurger, by McDonald's. You can get a big gulp size of Maga Kool-Aid (red, of course) or a diet coke in a 2 handled commemorative sippy cup.
Of course there will be a corner dedicated to @DarkBrandon and @DarkGarland gear. Maybe that will be in the dark bowels of the private bunker underneath? There's got to be one. You know there is.
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