THIS is a shower. In a $2.95M house in Canada. And this is #FridayNightZillow! Follow along... 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/10… 
Nice tub. #FridayNightZillow
All bunk beds should have slides like this. I also think we should replace one of the Senate elevators with a slide. (Would save energy and time) #FridayNightZillow
The plumbing on this sink is confusing. Does that drain into a teapot? #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow
Bed. Swing. Swing. Bed. Looks like fun. #FridayNightZillow
It really is a great house, as long as you can handle the shower weirdness. #FridayNightZillow
California housing is supposed to be expensive, but my sister-in-law found a 160-acre place with this spectacular room for just $375K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/42…?
Tub with a view. #FridayNightZillow
Welcome to funkytown. #FridayNightZillow
$339K buys you an arty collection of weird buildings on 4.8 acres in New Mexico. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/71…?
We really should have more color in our lives. #FridayNightZillow
Even *The New Yorker* is doing Zillow comedy now. Maybe I need to move on to something else. #FridayNightZillow
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1558269490105925633?s=20&t=VS1eBLUfPMGa7RCL54RIXg
$250K buys you a 2200 sf converted school house on half an acre in Wisconsin. Affordable housing still exists. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/W1…?
"Hot Rod Diner" in a garage. You never know what people have hiding in their McMansions. North Carolina. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/14…?
For $699K we can buy this licensed B&B in Illinois. 11BR, 9BA! In-room whirlpool baths. Seems like a steal. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?
Hope we like red. And housework. #FridayNightZillow
A lot going on in the kitchen. Normally I'm not one to love gold accents, but... #FridayNightZillow
Michigan. 7BR, 8BA, just $749K. The interior would take some getting used to... #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/40…?
Rarely am I speechless. #FridayNightZillow
Every once in a while I ask, "what can you get for a million bucks these days." The answer: A nearly 9,000 sf stone house in wonderful York, Pa. 4BR, 8BA, 4 acres. We should move here right now. zillow.com/homedetails/23… #FridayNightZillow
I've forgotten what this contraption is. My brain is a little fried. But I think it was a thing you put in your wall that was popular-ish in the 70s? #FridayNIghtZillow
Nice pool. #FridayNightZillow
If you want a house like this in NW DC, you're probably paying $4M? More? #FridayNightZillow
Bonus points for not putting the TV over the fireplace. #FridayNightZillow
Love, love, love the exterior of this B&B. Interior is fine. Price is amazing! $499K and we're in the innkeeping business, folks! Minnesota. 6BR/8BA. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/30…
Want to make a sitcom? We could buy the Smokey Bear Motel. I sense hilarity would ensue. Just $860K. New Mexico. #FridayNightZillow
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Big house, small price alert. $369K buys you >7500 sf in Clinton, Illinois. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…
$13.5M buys you 63 acres of scenic paradise outside of Yellowstone. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/29…?
Showstopper tonight is a <$40M fantasy mansion in California. ~13K sf. Lots of eye-candy here. At this price level you get intricate ceilings, luxurious color coordination and spectacular views. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/76…?
The movie theater is spectacular. The kitchen is downright fashionable. I could live here. And I don't usually say that about houses this expensive. #FridayNIghtZillow
The laundry room is acceptable. #FridayNightZillow
I am reliably informed this contraption, which looks like a torture device, is a high-end Pilates machine. #FridayNightZillow
That's it from us tonight. Hope you enjoyed #FridayNightZillow! Thank you to tipsters and special thanks to my sister-in-law for finding most of these homes tonight and to all of you for reading. Let us know which ones you liked the most and which ones you loved to hate!
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