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Aug 14 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
BREAKING: Donald Trump is telling all his supporters to boycott the midterm elections because of how the DOJ is treating him so unfairly.
He's throwing excuses against the wall and seeing what sticks.
dashmacintyre.medium.com/trumps-stupide…
Jared? Meadows? Giuliani?
dashmacintyre.medium.com/who-is-trumps-…
Here's the FULL list of things confiscated!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/someone-in-the…
Trump's presidential library opened in a crazy week!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/trumps-preside…
Trump must be getting very nervous!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/donald-trump-h…
Congratulations to Trump!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/a-newly-discov…
Trump's grandchildren better lawyer up, he's suing them!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/donald-trump-i…
Trump's White House chef tells all!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/trumps-white-h…
Helpful remember that Trump grew up in when all the paint had lead in it.
dashmacintyre.medium.com/remember-that-…
Ivanka tells all!
dashmacintyre.medium.com/melania-trumps…

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