Thread by @tomiahonen

While we consider the Grand #Flippathon aka #RatBingo happening at Mar-A-Lago, this is MY current thinking:

I believe Melanoma flipped back in November 2020
I think Fred Flintstone's evil cousin, Bill Barrstone flipped in December 2020 the day he resigned

Next during 2021..

Next during 2021 we know Lev Parnas TRIED to flip. Negotiated for 9 months, did not get a deal with DOJ. Because FBI raided Giuliani's office and took Rudy's infamous 'insurance file' evidence, it rendered Lev Parnas's files worthless

During Autumn of 2021 I believe Princess Lapdance of Goya beans & her Saudi Ken Doll with that creepy animatronic smile generator both flipped

And during 2021 I believe Trump's loyal Senate Poodle #LeningradLindsey Graham also flipped but is trying to convince Trump he hasn't

During Spring of 2022 I am confident America's Mayonaise, the honorable Buttdial McRudypants has tried to negotiate a plea bargain. DOJ is not biting

Trump's own lawyers think Mark Meadows has flpped. I agree

And Trump said Don Jr is going to prison, suggests Junior has flipped

Back in the day, I told you for each of the above, why I thought they were flipping. And have tracked their behavior SINCE to see if the behavior is CONSISTENT with a flip

Meanwhile my comedy version of the Flippathon is here:

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1544634707316465664