Thread by @AshTheWiz

Some Major Unresolved Crimes at the National Defence Academy...
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1. Who stole Prof. Bhavnani’s car for a ride to Poona, when 32nd Course was in 6th Term in Jan 1967. This led to three months of collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.

2. Who squeezed Mrs Indira Gandhi’s bum in 1969 in front of the Cadets' Mess leading to 3 months of collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
3. Who poked his finger into Soviet Marshal Zhukov’s ass in front of the Cadets' Mess in 1968? This led to three months of

collective, strenuous punishment to the whole Academy.
4. Who pinched Asha Parekh's bum and had the whole Academy front-rolling from the Habibullah Auditorium to the Cadets' Mess and back, till 1 AM?
5. Who placed a pith-hat over the lightning conductor atop Sudan Block? That

would have been an amazing act of mountaineering for which an Arjuna Award should have been lying idle with the President for 46 years. The hat had to be shot down from its perch by snipers from the Army Training Team, as it was considered too dangerous to retrieve the hat

and too insulting to the Academy to leave it there.
6. Who hung a drill boot on top of the quarterdeck mast, which made Subedar Major Kanshi Ram retort, ‘Who The Bloody He’?

7. Who actually raided Cadets' Café and hid the empty cold drink bottles in the Sherman Tank opposite the Cadets Mess, after the crime?
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