Thread by @likeitmatters3

That remote in your car's cupholder signals an invisible dragon living in your garage to wake up and open the rollerdoor.
You can prove this is true by removing the remote's battery: the dragon no longer wakes up and the door doesn't roll open.
#ThisIsUfology

The invisible dragon in your garage is Sagan's well-known explanation of pseudoscience.
Ufology's "just so" stories are one example taken to the extreme - pile conspiracy upon conspiracy to explain events with ordinary explanations.

"Your inability to invalidate my hypothesis is not at all the same thing as proving it true." - Carl Sagan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon…

When I say "conspiracy" here, I include the decades-long conspiracy of scientists worldwide to fail to develop the anti-grav with invisible propulsion required to lift an pencil, despite government scientists developing this tech in secret black projects to lift aircraft.

Instead of the very ordinary explanation that this is trick photography by a couple of students on holiday wanting to make a quick buck, an invisible dragon develops where FOI documents reveal nothing *only* because classified tech is being hidden.

More broadly, scientists are failing to be "open-minded" because even though RF-signal-to-rollerdoor-motor explains the phenomenon of a remote button opening a door, they have closemindedly dismissed the concept of invisible trained door-opening dragons with psychic RF receivers.

And if a patient scientist does manage to prove the non-existence of invisible trained door-opening dragons with psychic RF receivers, they are still not openminded enough to consider invisible trained door-opening dragonflies with psychic RF receivers.

Then we have the closeminded scientist failing to appreciate the overwhelming pattern of millions of rollerdoors being opened by invisible dragons every day, which is excellent evidence that this particular rollerdoor is also opened by an invisible dragon.

By the way, why is that closeminded debunker making dumb videos explaining how batteries and RF and garage door motors work? Doesn't he have a life? Or is he a paid disinfo agent? WHY ISN'T HE TESTING FOR INVISIBLE DRAGONS???

Good new tho: seems like everyone's talking about dragons these days, even three guys in DC. Only a matter of time before invisible garage-dwelling dragons trained to open rollerdoors are revealed to the world.
#buymybook