pov you hit ur ugw!!! || a very realistic 🧵 for edtwt
- you awaken skinnily. your frail bones crumble into a snortable powder from the weight of the oxygen around you. u try to get out of bed but you don’t have the lower body strength to walk anymore.
- luckily, goddess ana herself decides to grant u the power of skinny levitation. you put on a shirt, size newborn, but it’s still too big for your petite frame
- you gracefully fly out of the door, not even glancing at the evil demon entity known as the kitchen. ur so thin and small that your atoms can now quantum tunnel, so you pass straight through the door whilst gliding through the air like a ballerina (but thinner)
- you float down the corridors of ur school. everyone’s jaws immediately fall off. the sound of jaws physically hitting the floor can be heard for miles. all nearby windows shatter.
- “OMG HEY Y/N” says ur crush, who’s jaw is somewhere down the hall. idk how he’s speaking tbh “DO U WANNA DATE ME FOREVER MY EMPRESS” you smile and say yes #romance
- it’s lunch time 🕺 you don’t eat, ofc. you permanently fast. one time you ate an almond and ur ass imploded. instead you sit there and sip a shot glass of water, as a full glass is too much for your microscopic stomach!
- halfway through period 4, michelle obama walks through the door. “hello I’m here for y/n”. everyone turns to look at you “I am here to grant you the title of the skinniest queen in the world” you accept the award gracefully, swan diving through the air towards her
- she leaves. “WOW Y/N!” says the teacher “I’m gonna tell my kids about this, ur such a role model!” you try and say that ur not a good role model but TOO LATE every child an ed now. u are the ultimate thinspo and everyone’s pfp on edtwt is you.
- you petitely levitate home, looking forward to a nice dinner, consisting of air and. air. on the way home, everyone who sees u disintegrates because they know they’ll never be as skinny as you
- you weigh yourself before you go to sleep. “omg I’m only 0.69kgs! that means I finally hit BMI 1!” you congratulate yourself by buying the entirety of Estonia
- u accidentally left a window open, and while you slept a slight breeze blew you into space and u died. the end
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