MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

And now, indictments near
And so I face humiliation
Voters, I'll say it clear
To Vladimir, I sold our nation
I've told, my lies they hear
I've conned on Fox, the Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#WorstPresidentEver
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I took, ate documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played, each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes, I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than I should do
But through it all, when there was doubt
I yelled 'witch hunt!' and just walked out
I failed my wall
my hands so small
I conned you
My way
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

I've lied, I've screamed and cried
My bitter shrill, I'm full of losing
Those files, I tried to hide
You find my fall, far too amusing
To think I did all that
The Saudis say: go get them back
The FBI, will not comply
I screwed them
My way
MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

For what is a man? What has he got?
Impeached con-man, yes I am naught
To make these claims
I know are lies
So cruel and vile
You so despise
My record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you
My way

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Aug 28
Donald Trump faces 6 paths that EACH take him to prison for Life

1. Weisselberg (NY taxes = financial crimes)
2. Giuliani (Ukraine)
3. Matt Gaetz (= Trump selling Presidential pardons)
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th)
5. Tom Barrack (UAE & Qatar)
6. Mark Meadows (Mar-A-Lago espionage) Image
Chronological sequence of crimes in Paths

1. Weisselberg (financial) = 2004-2021
5. Tom Barrack (UAE etc) = 2015-2017
2. Giuliani (Ukraine etc) = 2019-2020
3. Gaetz (selling pardons) = 2020-2021
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th) = 2021
6. Meadows (Mar-A-Lago espionage) = 2021-2022 Image
Which investigation is closest to Trump:

1. Weisselberg (financial) nearest to trial
5. Tom Barrack (UAE etc) near
2. Giuliani (Ukraine etc) near
3. Gaetz (selling pardons) mid stage
4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th) still far from trial

6. Meadows (Mar-A-Lago espionage) we do not know Image
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Aug 27
Postcript on Trump espionage-ogate-alago-palooza

If Trump took ANY payments Jan 2021 - June 2021, the ONLY comprehensively crooked money man Trump trusted was his accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg

NY (& feds) have Allen's total bookkeeping. 2 MILLION pages Image
If Trump took bribes on his espionage from Saudis, any time between January 2021 and Aug 2022 - Trump's go-to-doll for all things Bone Saw, was Jared. ANY Saudi deal Jared would know

And Mary Trump said, Jared has flipped
And Michael Cohen said, Jared has flipped Image
And the FUNDAMENTAL plan of the espionage was supervised or at least monitored by Mark Meadows. Remember, Meadows BURNED documents at White House in the end. Even if not 'recently' involved, Mark would know the early plan/s

And Trump ATTORNEYS think Meadows has flipped Image
Read 4 tweets
Aug 27
Affidavit Day Thread 1/

So we had fun with Affidavit Day. Now let's do a Thread of what we learned, and where we now stand, on the largest espionage case in US history, in fact Trump's theft of US secrets is one of largest in world, of all time
#TrumpStoleClassifiedDocuments Image
Affidavit Day Thread 2/

With previous news, and what broke on Thursday, we know at least the following:

In January 2021, outgoing sitting US President Trump personally stole documents. They were not packed by the General Services Administration. Trump personally packed boxes Image
Affidavit Day Thread 3/

In January while Trump was still President, his White House Chief Counsel, Patsy Baloney told Trump that Trump does not own government documents. Pat Cipollone also told the National Archives that he is aware these documents must be sent to Archives Image
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Aug 25
My fellow Russians

My quick & easy three day war into Ukraine has now run for six months. We lost the battle of Kyiv, their capital & largest city. Then we lost the battle of Kharkiv too, their second largest city. We lost the battle of Snake Island abandoning all our gear there
The largest warship on the Black Sea, our Navy flagship, the mighty missile cruiser Moskva was sunk. And sunk by an enemy who does not operate a navy. The commander of our Navy has been fired. All remaining Russian warships from our naval base at Sevastopol have bravely fled away
We lost more warplanes in one day at our airbase in Crimea than any day ever in any war in Russian history, and these were not lost in combat in the air. They were destroyed sitting like ducks lined upon the tarmac. Our remaining air force has bravely abandoned Crimea
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Aug 23
What do I really think?

I am inclined to think, Trump's first criminal indictment is the NY Tax fraud case, coming in maybe 2 years. And he would not be arrested for that

It is PLAUSIBLE that the Tom Barrack extortion crimes run about as fast up the convictions if Jared flipped
The only other case that is 'ripe enough' is Giuliani. But there's so much between Rudy and Trump (including trials of Pompeo, Jared, Bill Barr etc) before that path gets us to Trump, I don't see it being faster than Weisselberg or Tom Barrack

BUT about this Mar-A-Lago espionage
It is PLAUSIBLE - not 'probable' but certainly plausible, that the Dept of Justice can assemble a criminal espionage case so solid against people BELOW Trump - esp if Jared & Mark Meadows have flipped - that we see Trump indicted - perhaps even arrested - on espionage FIRST
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Aug 23
#PrisonLotto update

Understand this dark horse and how fast she runs

Former chair of American Bobblehead Association and lunatic attorney Christina Bobb has lied to FBI, and LEAPFROGS to lead in total prison time, ahead of Jared, ahead of Giuliani! Rivaling Trump himself Image
We just learned that AT LEAST 300 classified documents had been seized in Mar-A-Lago (reality is far larger, possibly 3,736 total classifed docs)

We also just learned that 700 pages of that - which is about 88 classified documents - were already taken in January Image
This magamoron & alleged attorney Christina Bobb signed her name to testimony to FBI that there are no more classifed docs in Mar-A-Lago, in May

When there were AT LEAST 212 classified documents (now seized by FBI)

212 x 5 years = 1,060 YEARS of prison time coming to Bobblehead Image
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