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It's Friday, so .. more #TeslaFireIssues updates in this ongoing Tesla 'safety' thread

Example no. 346: a controlled test, at low speed

Remember what I said about a Tesla scraping the sides or bottom. And your Tesla is .. (well, you know, 20x or 30x more often than other EV's)
Let me show you the pictures

Yup: a hardly dented battery floor, hardly damaged on impact. And still within seconds: kaboom

Now imagine those $1000 Tesla door locks (b)locked, as usual, even after a moderate crash

So, unless you kick the glass or have a fire truck ready .. ⚱️ ImageImageImage
Just to compare: here's the latest Tesla Y crashing into another EV

1/ Notice the Tesla door blocked?

2/ Notice the Tesla battery crumpled like a pretzel? Ready to explode, while the other EV in same test has ZERO door problems, ZERO battery deformation
Reminder: Tesla only 'excels' at the handful of standardized age old crash 'tests', known in advance to every last detail

In all OTHER tests, and IRL .. well

(Ford Pinto was taken out of production, after 3.2 million and 27 victims. Tesla fire victims?)

You know what? Let's find out. Let's compare ..

Reminder: The Ford Pinto: "worst fire hazard car ever" Built in the seventies, so half a century ago. 27 Fire victims, taken out of production after 3.2 million Pintos

Tesla: 3 million built

Lets count Tesla fire victims .. Image
Tesla fire victims one, two and three.

(One and two unable to get out, and burned inside their Tesla. Third victim was pulled out by rescuers but died)

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 3 Image
Tesla fire victim 4
Burned alive trapped inside his Tesla ..

(After scraping something with his Tesla side, remember?)

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 4
Tesla fire victims no. 5 and 6
Again: burned alive trapped inside their Tesla ..

After swiping a tree, and immediately bursting into flames. (Watch the video, how quick)

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 6

Tesla fire victim no. 7
Again: burned alive, trapped inside your Tesla ..

Again: after side swiping something at moderate speed, and immediately bursting into flames. All doors locked. Burned alive, zero chance, again ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 7
Tesla fire victims no. 8 and 9

Again: after side swiping something (wall below) and immediately bursting into flames. All doors locked. Burned alive, zero chance, again

(Third boy inside was ejected from the Tesla, and survived)

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 9 Image
PS: Listen to the eye witnesses, watch the video + images, on yet another Tesla side swiping a wall (just the rubber from the tire on it, so no hard crash, just a 'swipe')

Bursting into flames immediately, all doors locked. Burned alive inside your Tesla

Tesla fire victim no. 10

Again: after your fautopilot steered you into a wall swiping it, and immediately bursting into flames.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 10 Image
Tesla fire victims no. 11 and 12

Again: into a building, swiping it, and immediately bursting into flames. Both died, the driver trapped inside, the passenger was freed but severely burned and died shortly after.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 12
Tesla fire victim no. 13

Again: driver trapped inside, the fire was so intense Dutch Fire Brigade could only free the remains from the Tesla half a day later.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 13
Tesla fire victim no. 14

Again: driver trapped inside and dead by the time he was cut out of his Tesla.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 14
Tesla fire victim no. 15

Though technically maybe not 'trapped inside and dead by the time he was cut out of his Tesla'. Because he drove his Tesla in two parts.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 15
Tesla fire victim no. 16

A wall, a Tesla. Owner was rescued from inside his burning Tesla by fire fighters. After ~15 minutes, and he was burned to dead of course ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 16

Any ideas on how many Tesla fire victims this will end?
Tesla fire victim no. 17

A wall, a Tesla. Driver side swiped the house at shitty low speed, Tesla exploded and was blazing with fire immediately. His wife drove behind him ..

Burned to death of course
Anyone noticing a pattern?

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 17
Tesla fire victim no. 18 (who would've guessed)

Tesla driver burned to death, unable to get out. Since trapped inside and Tesla burst into flames after impact.

Again: anyone noticing a pattern here?

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 18

Tesla fire victim no. 19

Well .. you know how it ends.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 19
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Tesla fire victims no. 20 and 21

The standard Tesla procedure: Tesla hits something.

You could have survived in a 1978 Yugo. But your Tesla doors are locked, with you burning inside ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 21
Tesla fire victim no. 22

Repeat: You could have survived in a 1978 Yugo. But your Tesla doors are locked, with you burning inside ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 22
Tesla fire victim no. 23

Repeat after me: You might have survived in a 1978 Yugo. But not in a Tesla ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 23
Image
Tesla fire victims no. 24 and 25

Both locked inside their Tesla ..

Repeat after me: You might have survived in a 1978 Yugo. Just not in a Tesla ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 25
Image
Tesla fire victim no. 26

This was the guy burned to death after no one of the ~dozen bystanders around could get him out of his smoking Tesla ..

Your 1978 Yugo probably wouldn't have had all doors locked. Like in a Tesla ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 26
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PS: 'why didn't they break the windows?!

They did. But even then this PoS "safest car in the world" Tesla kept the driver trapped inside, because the airbags didn't deflate

Everyone around had to step back by then, and could do nothing but let the driver burn to death .. #Pinto Image
Tesla fire victim no. 27

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 27

The '70's Ford Pinto was stopped, for being "a fire hazzard". After 3.2 million on the road

But 3 million Teslas with more fire victims, in fewer miles + less driving time .. is "safest car in the world"
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Tesla fire victim no. 28

Burned alive in your Tesla. On a shitty road, with shitty low speed swiping a tree, all doors locked since it's a Tesla.

Driver had to be identified from DNA since there was nothing left to see ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 28

PS: Do ask Dear Leader Elon why ONLY Teslas explode and burn with locked doors ~20 or 30 times more often than other EVs.

Like the ~half a million Nissan Leafs (single most sold EV type ever worldwide, on Jan. 1 2020)

And on the road since .. 2010

Tesla fire victim no. 29

Don't know how much longer I have the stomach today

For showing more 'Burned alive in your Tesla' examples than even a $!$&* Ford Pinto from the seventies had

Considered to be the worst fire hazard ever

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 29
Tesla fire victim no. 30

In this 'which was better at killing people in a car fire, Tesla or the Ford Pinto?' - thread.

Burned alive in your Tesla, doors locked, zero chance of surviving, you know the drill ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 30

Tesla fire victim no. 31

Reminder: your Tesla side swipes something. And what should have been just material damage in most other EVs or young expensive cars:

Burned alive in your Tesla, doors locked, zero chance, mother of 5 ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 31 ImageImageImage
Tesla fire victim no. 32

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 32

"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

So, Elon

Why do Teslas explode and burn at least ~20, 30 times (or more) often than a Nissan Leaf? Image
"Safety is our primary design goal"

(Elon Musk, nov. 19 2020)

So, Elon. Why do Teslas on fire/exploding lock people inside maybe ~50 times more often than a Nissan Leaf? Per mile, per EV, year whatever

(I know zero Leafs, but dozens & dozens of Teslas)
Tesla fire victim no. 33

Reminder, the reason for starting this ongoing thread was just to compare:

A Ford Pinto from half a century ago (No. 1 fire hazard in car history) vs "safest cars in the world" (Elon Musk, May 15, 2020)

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 33

Reminder 2:

Teslas scraping a side or bottom to anything, even when the rest of the car body is largely intact ..

You burn alive anyway, since a/ it can be exploding or burning like a torch within seconds. And b/ good luck getting out with doors locked
Tesla fire victim no. 34

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 34

"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

Funfact: statistically lethal accidents in young expensive cars happen up to 100x (!) less than in cheap old cars

Average US/EU car age: ~12 years

Now do you understand why Dear Leader Elon only compares to "average cars"?

And hides no. of deaths/fires

So now you know.

Why Dear Leader Elon always compares deaths or "fires per mile" vs AVERAGE (!) 12 year old cars

And hides all data on how many people actually died. Or burned to death in a Tesla.

A why I'm comparing it to a Ford Pinto, just counting..
Tesla fire victim no. 35, and counting ..

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 35

"NHTSA is aware of 38 cases in which rear-end collisions of Pinto vehicles have resulted ensuing fire. These cases have resulted in a total of 27 fatalities sustained by Pinto occupants"

Tesla fire victim no. 36

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 36

(And counting .. )

Tesla fire victims no. 37 and 38

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 38 (And counting .. )

Reminder: there are less Teslas (3 million) than there where Ford Pintos (3,2 million, in 10 years). In fewer years, with fewer miles.

But more Tesla fire deaths. "Safest cars in the world"
Tesla fire victim no. 39

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 39

"#1 Don’t Panic
#2
#3 Safety"

"Safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two ..

But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two"

(Elon Musk, November 15, 2017 interview) ImageImageImageImage
Tesla fire victim no. 40

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 40

And counting. Image
Tesla fire victim no. 41

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 41

And counting.

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Reminder why we're doing this thread. Comparing Tesla fire victims to the Ford Pinto. Ended after 3.2 million & 27 fire victims in ten years

Tesla after 3 million in 10 years: "safest cars in the world" (Elon Musk)

(PS: and zero financial interest here)

Tesla fire victim no. 42, in Denmark

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 42

(And counting)

Image
Tesla fire victim no. 43

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 43

(And, we keep on counting .. )

wsvn.com/news/local/dri…
Tesla fire victim no. 44

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 44

(And, we keep counting .. )
"Safest cars in the world" (Elon Musk)

* Except when you side swipe something, or scrape the bottom. Setting Teslas on fire faster than you blink an eye

And miraculously lots of those Tesla door locks somehow are blocked more often than in a Ford Pinto..
Tesla fire victim no. 45

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 45

(And, just counting .. )

Tesla veers into oncoming traffic. Side swipes a tree an bursts into flames immediately. Driver burns alive, unable to get out of his Tesla. Sounds familiar?

Image
Continuing with our 'Tesla vs Ford Pinto' thread.
Tesla fire victim no. 46

Burned alive in your $120k "safest car in the world". On your 19th birthday, also her last one.

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 46

(And counting .. )

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Tesla: we categorically deny that a Tesla side swiping anything is blazing with fire immediately! That is absolutely NOT true!

As you can see on this video it takes at least 0.1 of a second ..

Tesla fire victim no. 47

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 47

Though technically we're not sure if the fire killed him, or the tree did. Anyway: zero chance, in your "safest car in the world"

Notice we're nearing twice the fire victims those ~3.2 million Ford Pinto had in ten years .. ImageImageImage
Tesla fire victim no. 48

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 48 ImageImageImage
Please, please. ScienTeslagy fanboys/stockowners ..

I know you're not the brightest Twitter minds but you might want to stop foaming on the mouth telling me what I "missed on Axa"

And read what I tweeted on Monday (It's now Friday, dear Elon fanboys .. )
And the reason this thread is here counting examples of Tesla fire fatalities:

Almost twice the fire victims in 3 million Teslas/10 years than a Ford Pinto was cancelled for in the '70s after 3.2 million/10 yrs. As 'worst fire hazard car ever in history'

Now, personally I don't know if you're too stupid to understand or too greedy, as a $TSLA stockowner.

I have ZERO financial interest in Tesla, or in any competitor. Or in ANY stock.

And I don't give a sh*t about buttheart people foaming from the mouth.
Another Friday. So onwards and upwards, with our Tesla vs Ford Pinto comparison:

Tesla fire victim no. 49

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 49

Tesla fire victim no .. 50

Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 50

(Two out of three "critically injured" died, one of them was in the Tesla on fire)

apnews.com/article/2baac5… ImageImageImage
It's Friday, so ..
After 50 deadly Tesla fire victims, vs 27 in a Ford Pinto

Tesla example 346 (again, since previous 346 turned out staged)

"Stamford officials are blaming a battery for a stubborn fire that destroyed a luxury electric car"

I wonder which brand electric car ..
Well, I guess we'll never know .. newjersey.news12.com/fire-departmen…
Onwards, busy day today ..

#TeslaFireIssues example 347: Image
Well, what do you know

Inside a petrol station. Tesla-on-fire example 347: parked, only to find out you don't have a car anymore when returning

Remember: don't ask Dear Leader Elon why this happens 20 to 30 times more often than with a Nissan Leaf. Per car, per mile .. whatever Image
No time to wait for the answer, since here's Tesla on fire example 348:

Jan 17, 2022, Tiverton:

Now you see it, now you don't .. Image
349 ..

Tesla on fire example .. 350

"A Mendener's Tesla Model 3 bursts into flames. As a protest to customer service, he puts the wreck in the yard at Tesla in Dortmund"

wp.de/staedte/menden…
351 (yup)

"Almost happened to me. Selling my Model S and never buying any Tesla product again".. Image
Tesla on fire, example 352

Please don't ask. We don't know either.
355:

"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

Wonder which quarter that could have been ..

Tesla on fire (which hardly happens, not more than maybe ~30 times more often than a Nissan Leaf)

Example 356:
(or maybe just a little more)

Tesla on fire, example 357:
To be continued by .. Tesla on fire, example 358

(You wouldn't have guessed) ImageImage
Good pace today ..

Tesla on fire, example 359: Image
On the bright side: the headlights worked, on this Tesla.
Tesla on fire, example 360:

(another bright side: not much left, afterwards .. ) Image
Tesla: you survived?!

So, which color do you want now? Image
Some more footage on a previous crash and Tesla fire: this was no. 302

"It didn’t take long for the car to catch fire after the crowd rescued the driver. The fire started from the front of the car and spread rapidly to the back of the body"

So, if he hadn't been rescued? .. ImageImageImage
361:

So, your Tesla went on fire? Well, I find it hard to believe.

That hardly never happens .. Image
362:

'Hardly ever' Image
Less than two months ago

Remember what I've been saying for years and years now on Tesla: you hit something with your Tesla side, and .. kaboom. Fully on fire ..

20 or 30x more often than a Nissan Leaf

(Also Tesla-on-fire-before-you-can-say-"safest car" example number .. 363)
Tesla fire victims 51 and 52
(And #TeslaFireIssues no. 364 .. )

Tesla: 52 people burned alive
Ford Pinto: 27 ..

"Both the driver and front seat passenger were pronounced dead of blunt force trauma and thermal injuries at the scene"

thecount.com/2022/09/18/tes…
So, @elonmusk ..

Why are 52 Tesla drivers burned alive, and none in over half a million Nissan Leafs?

While the entire Ford Pinto was halted over 27 people burned alive? (After ten years and 3,2 million produced)

abcnews4.com/news/local/dri…
No answer from Dear Leader Elon, on why Teslas burned twice as much people to death as the infamous Ford Pinto did, in the same ten years, with the same 3.3 million cars.

(While hardly any in a Nissan Leaf)

So here's #TeslaFireIssues incident no. 365:

Image
I wonder why. Twice as much Tesla fire deaths: 52

Than a Ford Pinto: 27

autoevolution.com/news/model-s-o…
Tesla on fire, no. 367:

autoevolution.com/news/tesla-mod…
And a Tesla starting to burn, no. 369:

(a little variety) Image
Some older ones.
Like 'Tesla burned to a crisp in your garage' example 370:

(Don't park your Tesla near your house. And never, ever in your garage)

businessinsider.com/february-1st-t…
Tesla on fire, example 371 .. ImageImageImage
No pictures.

But Tesla on fire example 372: Image
373 .. Image
374:

Lesson learned. Don't shoot inside your Tesla. Image
375 (nice pace .. ) Image
376: Image
377: Image
378:

(From UK 2020, no pictures, sorry .. ) Image
Not even counting this one, since it's probably arson.

(I've left out some ~two dozen Teslas on fire from this thread, because of suspected or proven arson .. ) ImageImage
Tesla on fire example 379

Florida Highway Patrol: "The Tesla south-bound on I-75, swerved onto the shoulder and into a ditch, struck a tree and caught fire. The driver could not escape from the vehicle"

Tesla: 53 burned to dead, alive
Ford Pinto: 27

bradenton.com/news/local/art…
Tesla on fire example 380

"A Tesla caught fire early Monday morning. The Tesla was left completely charred"

"Rescue officials said there was only one occupant in the vehicle at the time and did not survive"

Tesla: 54
Ford Pinto: 27

wsvn.com/news/local/dri…
Onwards, Tesla example 381:

Don't let 'm touch water, folks ..
(The sociopath won't pay for it)

382:

Remember: if your Tesla hits something with the sides, you're on fire. Instantly ..

Watch the video:

And I mean REALLY on fire ..

PS: noticed the driver being ejected (!) from his Tesla?

ImageImageImage
383:

What a coincidence, your Tesla touches water and .. ignites. And you can't get the fire out.

What do yo do? Simply ditch it, in a pond ..

ImageImageImage
Tesla on fire 384:

Well, what do you know?
Your Tesla touches water and .. kaboom! On fire ..

Tesla burned to the ground no. 385:

'So, you're saying it touched water? And then it started to burn suddenly? And the Mercedes parked next to it did not?'

'No, can't believe that! Than Elon would have lied. Surely not .. '

ImageImageImage
Tesla with slight overheating problems, no. 386:

'Well, it looks pretty normal to me sir.
Oh, it's looking like the bottom picture now?!' Image
387:

'Yeah, they do that sometimes. But nothing to worry, which color would you like now?'

388:

So, a car ran into you. On the side. And now your Tesla battery is starting to smoke? That's .. bad.

fireworld.at/2022/09/25/stm…
389:

'You need to calm down, sir. Okay, you saw smoke.
How bad is it, can you drive it here?' Image
Tesla, burned to the ground 391, 392, 393 and 394:

(Just to speed things up a little. Don't want this to take all day .. ) ImageImageImageImage
Tesla, slightly heat damaged, no. 395, 396, 397 and 398: ImageImageImageImage
Tesla, moderately damaged from thermal events numbers 399, 400, 401 and 402: ImageImageImageImage
Tesla, some with minor exotherm-reaction damage, numbers 403, 404, 405 and 406: ImageImageImageImage
Some more Teslas, slight usage traces from exposure to unidentified heat sources. No. 407, 408, 409 and 410:

(No warranty) ImageImageImageImage
New followers:

On Fridays I usually spend some time on one of my four ongoing Tesla threads. (Well, I try to. But so many Teslas on fire, and so little time .. )

#TeslaFireIssues example 411:

countynews.tv/irvine-fire-er…
"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

(Tesla 2019 'safety report' - which keeps 'forgetting' to say how many Teslas/yr burn to the ground. Or which quarter that was)

412:

"According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the Tesla sedan slammed into the minivan, flipping over and bursting into flames"

(4 died, 2 burned to death in upside down Tesla)

So
Ford Pinto: 27 burned to death inside
Tesla: 54 burned to death inside

wflx.com/2022/10/19/wit…
"I was face to face. I tried to crawl up underneath the car to try and do something there but the fact it was exploding people were yelling, 'the car is going to explode, the car is going to explode.' I couldn't physically reach the kid that was in there" ImageImageImage
Example 413, and wow: another one burned to death in his Tesla, yesterday. On a ... parking lot

Of all stupid ways to die

So Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 55 people burned to death

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Tesla burned out examples 414, 415 and 416:

"Drive units & battery are sealed"
(Elon Musk, June 19, 2016)

"Your Tesla can function as a boat for brief periods of time"
(Elon Musk, November 30, 2018)

This month, when your Tesla gets wet:
Teslas waiting to burn to the ground ..
(So they're parked apart, at large distance)

Funfact: the record today for a Tesla re-igniting within months is .. four times. Four different times ..

(Musk is a sociopathic narcissist. Dear Leader Elon lied, again, as usual .. )
It's Friday today. The day I normally do some work on one of my four Tesla ongoing threads.

Tesla on fire, example 417

A really bad one. A mother + 3 children died, crossing the road straight into an oncoming 18-wheeler.

So Ford Pinto: 27
Tesla: 59 people burned to death .. ImageImageImage
Yet another Friday, in this ongoing electric Pinto thread.

So .. you know what that means: Tesla on fire, example 418

Only the day before yesterday, November 16
You're driving the Interstate 80, and suddenly ..

It's gone ImageImageImage
Fire men:

'Normally we use 500 gallon (1900 liter) on a car fire. Now on this Tesla we had to use: 12,000 gallon (45.000 liter)'

"extinguishing this fire would require additional tankers as the vehicle would continue to reignite and burn fierce at times". ImageImageImage
"In total it took crews nearly two hours of continually applying water as the battery would begin to reignite and hold high temperatures"

"This (Tesla) burnt so hot and long that if it was not for the rims you might not even of know it was a vehicle"..
facebook.com/morristownship…
Funfact: statistically serious (lethal) accidents happen up to 100 times less often on new expensive cars.
(Compared to average age older cars)

Except ..

Except one brand electric cars. Guess which brand

Pinto: 27 deaths by fire
Tesla: 60 burned alive
denver7.com/news/investiga…
Police officer: "The passenger door was able to be opened. Why didn't the driver not open his door?"

"He was awake and alert. But was unable to open the door .. he did not survive"

(Burned alive in his Tesla victim no. 60) ImageImageImage
Video (without close up images, no gory details)

Reminder: this was the 60th Tesla burned alive victim.

(The Ford Pinto production was stopped at 27 victims)
PS: I'm not going anywhere. Not leaving Twitter

So if my account with the 4 different Tesla threads (2000+ Tesla files) would suddenly 'disappear' you know what happened ..

Tesla on fire, example 420 + 421:

'Yeah, they do that sometimes'
'So, which colors would you like now?'
More Teslas on fire, example 422:

Do NOT park your Tesla at home in your garage, folks. Or even near your home.
To be followed by (who would've guessed) Tesla on fire example 423:

You're driving in your 8 months old Tesla taxi in Hamburg, Germany. Then suddenly ..

Tesla: 'Yes. They do that sometimes. But look on the bright side: now you can choose another color ;)' ImageImageImage
424:

Your house burned down? Yeah, it's so annoying when they do that. So, which ..

Now. No need to hit me! ImageImage
425:

Your Tesla was being towed, and it caught fire?

Yeah, lots of people make that mistake. No, you should always buy a new one. Now, which color would you like?

426:

'So, same model again? Which color did you have, I can't see it anymore ..' Image
427:

'Which color would you .. Oh, you don't want a Tesla anymore? Strange. Safest car in the world, we always say' Image
428:

No? You don't want another one, are you sure? Image
429:

'Safest car in the world, we always say' Image
430:

'Sorry for your loss. Although it was the safest car in the world ..' Image
431:

'Partially complete' Image
432:

'Yeah. Well ..' Image
433:

'Burned, some parts usable. Maybe' Image
434: Sorry, mijn fout.

Was ik deze toch haast vergeten.
It's Friday, so .. you know the drill

Tesla on fire no. 435

"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

(Tesla 'safety' report)

Which always 'forgets' to say how many Teslas burned to the ground Image
So strange

Lethal accidents happen up to 100 times less in expensive young cars. Compared to old cheap cars

(Average EU/US car age: ~12 years)

Except
Except one brand. Guess which one?

Hint: they always 'forget' to mention how many burned to the ground Image
Now, why on earth would Dear Leader Elon ONLY compare young expensive Teslas to average ~12 year old cars?

(with up to 100 times more risk on lethal accidents .. )

Mhhhm ..
Anyway.

On, with Tesla on fire no. 436: Image
And .. a 2021 Tesla Model Y on fire no. 437:

"Primary Damage: Engine Burn" .. Image
Example of Tesla on fire no. 438:

Los Angeles, Thanksgiving 2022:

Tesla: Yeah, that happens sometimes.
So. Which color would you like now?
Tesla on fire 439

Tesla: So "your Tesla hit a trailer AND the barrier, and then it started to smoke. You had to call firefighters"

Yeah. But.. you could've been 'burned alive in my Tesla no. 61' so it's not that bad actually

Which color do you want now?

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3/x Als je als no. 2 van bekende partij als BBB niet eens in staat bent zulke domme haathoaxen te doorzien @MonaKeijzer, zou ik eens goed nadenken

Of je moet doorgaan, keer op keer zulke PVV haathitserij rond te pompen, notabene op 4 mei ..

Bronnen: …eechcenter.universityofcalifornia.edu/wp-content/upl…
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Apr 26
Voor alle Geert-gelovigen:

Noem ook maar één bevriend partijtje van de PVV in EU waar géén antisemieten in zaten.

Bij de "vrienden" en "helden" van Ome Geert uit z'n honderden loftrompet tweetjes erover.

(Neem alle tijd)
Ik ben bang dat er weinig antwoorden komen, van Geert-gelovigen, op deze simpele vraag.

Geen punt, help ik ze wel:

1. FN (Tegenwoordig vanwege alle schandalen rond de corruptie door Mw Le Pen, antisemitische wappies en racistische homofoben heet 't RN)




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"We bouwen volgende keer wel weer een oven".

Zie je wel. Drievoudig wegens antisemitisme veroordeelde FN politici houden van grapjes. Niks antisemitisch of zo ..

nos.nl/artikel/658389…
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Mar 29
Ja, 90% van 30 daders die GESELECTEERD werden, door die onderzoekers

'Vergat' Geenstijl per ongeluk te vertellen, natuurlijk. Kan gebeuren, net als de honderden soortgelijke eerdere 'vergissingjes' bij dat Geenstijl ..

(RT door oa PVV & Wierd Duk)



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2/x Waarom er in de roomwitte PVV al een dozijn vrouwenmeppers & meisjes vanaf 14 jaar-aanranders rondliepen?

Statistisch ~50 keer méér dan in welke politieke partij ooit ..

Nahh, dat vergeten onze Geenstijl helden ook telkens te melden. Ook 'toeval'
3/x Die 2 Geenstijl jongens zijn ook zo druk

Net als PVV. En sommige journalisten wiens naam ik niet zal herhalen, omdat Wierd Duk al genoeg voor paal stond

Dus dan help je ze maar weer een keer. Met feitjes
Zoals ~50x méér PVV aanranders/vrouwenmeppers

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Feb 15
Nope, niks "biochemisch proces"
Da's klinkklare onzin, en stond niet in het onderzoek

Het kan er op twee manieren ingekomen zijn, beste @lientje1967. Maar altijd met .. hulp van boeren. Bij drugsproductie van synthetische drugs.

Ik leg het uit, draadje:
Als sinds 2018 weten we zeker dat boeren meewerkten aan drugsproductie, op grote schaal.

Hoe weten we dat zeker? Omdat (afval van) amfetaminen toen al werd aangetoond in mais.

Mais wordt weer gebruikt als veevoer, drugs komt in de mest, ergo ..

2/x

eenvandaag.avrotros.nl/item/drugsafva…
Er waren mestputten waar boeren drugsafval in loosden, tegen betaling

Maar gezien de enórme productie in NL van amfetamine, MDMA, methylamfetamine en, om ontdekking te voorkomen, werd drugsafval geloosd op velden met mais

Zie het 2023 WUR rapport:



3/xedepot.wur.nl/634295
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Jan 29
Wil je kernenergie-lobbyisten en Twitter wappies helemaal gek krijgen?

Gewoon vragen wat dat nou kost, kernenergie in de EU per kWh, all-in

(Zoals windenergie, op de honderdste cent nauwkeurig, vaste prijs voor 'tig jaar, all-in)

'JIJ SNAPT ER OOK HELEMAAL NIKS VAN!1!' BLOCK!'
Drieduizendvijfhonderddrieennegentig soorten drogredenen gehoord. Van wappies en lobbyisten

En maar één ding niet: gewoon een vaste prijs voor 'tig jaar EU kernenergie per kWh, all in.

Zo gek joh ;)

35+ cent per kWh gegarandeerde prijs voor de nieuwste EU kerncentrale in aanbouw? Hinkley-C, over 35 jaar??

Kijk het contract maar, beste wappies & lieve mondschuimend boze lobbyisten

Plus €300 miljard opruimkosten?! Die eeuw gaan duren??

Goh .. jeetje
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Jan 21
Draadje

Stel. Je laat een Tesla Model 3 de vangrail schampen

Net zoals je dat al eerder teste op 'n 2002 Kia (nee, geen tikfout, barrel van 'n benzineauto, én 22 jaar ouder)

Welke auto zal dan hele vangrail 'openritsen', met 59% méér impact, en een idioot hogere kans op dood? Image
2/x

Mondspugend boze ScienTeslagy sekteleden in 3, 2, 1:
'MIJN TESLA IS DE VEILIGSTE AUTO JONGUHH!!!1!!'

Rustig jongens, veeg ff de schuimbelletjes uit je mondhoeken en gewoon kijken, bij 100 km/h:

22 jaar verschil ;))

XXX

3/x

Dus .. een 22 jaar oude Kia heeft amper schade in de passagierskooi. En had 59% minder impact

En bij 2024 Tesla onder dezelfde (!) omstandigheden moet je blij zijn geen vangrail dwars door de passagiersruimte te krijgen ..

Kijk nu wat beelden terug:
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