Took a nap and dreamed about omegaverse NSFW #allcheng, where omega was rare & fragile etc etc so whenever the alphas had sex with them, they wrote the omega'ls stats up in a log.
You know like those nanny logs about the baby's meals and milk intake and poop color.
Like???
They took notes about how many times JC orgasmed, the amount of his cum (in ml, so I guess they put the semen in measuring cups idk), whether he "twitched normally" when he came, how many c0cks he took, the diameter of his cum-filled stomach, if he got any tear, etc.
The log was thick af and kept on the nighstand and the husbands all dutifully filling it out through the day; and then they held an FGD about it, sitting around a round table with the book open and thoroughly discussed, while JC was in bed passed out after an orgy.
It was supposed to be a mean to monitor JC's health apparently, but if you asked me, what the guy needed was a back massage and sitting outside bathing in sunlight instead of being a pillow princess sitting on cocks every other hour.
But before I changed anything about it my
dream took a wild turn and there was suddenly an apocalypse and I was too busy running through a random dark asf parking lot to escape a biblical-level flood, that I couldn't care about the pillow princess Jiang Cheng.
Then I woke up & attended a meeting.
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JC had now a Ranma 1/2-esque problem in which he'd poof into JC meimei occasionally.
Like, a literal meimei. He'd be a young girl slightly younger than JL.
It was such a big problem because he lost the majority of his power too. His golden core would revert into that of a 13 y.o. girl.
So naturally YMJ kept it a secret. They didn't even plan to tell JL initially, until one day JC poofed in front of JL after the kid got injured when he played in the lake.
Oh, yeah. The trigger was distress. Do you know how anxiety-inducing that is?? JC was practically a walking
#xicheng & juniors, male lactation
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War AU but who cares about the war plotline, we are here for the foster parent JC who had to take care of & breastfed four lil orphan babies in his secluded orphanage surrounded by wild flower garden.
Why must it be a war AU then???
So that we can have soldier!LXC stumbled upon said secluded orphanage when he was on the run, and fell in love at a first sight when he saw JC lying down on a divan, hair unbound, robes open, with babies suckling on his nippies, of course!
To make it spicier, let's make LXC fighting JC's country.
JC didn't support the war, he just wanted it to be over so his kids could live a better life, but he was also worried that if his country lose they'll face a bigger misery.
Jiujiu & juniors
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Imagine the whiplash JL's new friends experienced when they found out Jiang-zongzhu wasn't the ruthless and terrifying Sandu Shengshou.
The juniors were visiting Lianhua Wu by JL's insistence. It was the first time the other three visited outside discussion conferences or similar formal occasion.
They got to see Jiang-zongzhu taught the combat class, and huh.
LJY thought there would be much more Zidian and
whipped disciples involved. There was zero case of either.
JC was stern, yes, borderline merciless in fact, but it was ... Within the normal scale? Like the Lan boys had plenty of similarly strict combat teachers back home.
His criticism was ruthless, he really didn't mince
#JiangHappyFamily modern au
little a-cheng is learning to cook 🥰🥰 (it went as well as expected)
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One afternoon, little JC entered JFM's study wearing a cute frilly apron and headband, with his tufty bangs tied up in a ribbon.
JFM almost had a seizure upon seeing the ultra
cute getup (WCZ, a reliable right-hand man that he was, immediately took pictures on his phone & shared them with the members of the Jiang fam).
"What did I do to be visited by such a cute angel?" 🥹 JFM cooed.
JC giggled. "Baba, A-Cheng brings you snacks! I made them for you!"
JFM, "You made snacks? For Baba?" 🥹
"Uh-huh!" JC handed him a tinie silver tray with a covered plate in it. "I made it all morning!"
JFM blinked back his tears (his A-Cheng grew up every day🤧). WCZ switched to video mode to record this moment.
Everyone going full WFO after 2 years of FWS feels like walking backwards.
I understand that some jobs required WFO (like mine), but 2 years has proven that there're jobs that works just fine with FWS!!
And FWS is great even for people who do WFO! Less traffic,
hence less commuting cost (time & fare wise). Less people in public transit, hence better comfort instead of getting stuffed in a bus like a pack of sardines!! 😩
Why of why we go back to this stupid traffic jam and stupid sardine-esque transit again 😩
Haha it's mostly a rhetorical rant I have here because I know one of the reasons is that the Big Companies had invested too much in tangible properties. FWS could potentially render all these buildings useless, and it'd take years before investing in server business becomes