Thread by @RMoonberry

#wangxian Royalty AU #thisishumor and mpreg because the script said: yes

Emperor Lan was in a dilemma.

"Your Majesty, please! We need an heir" Sob, sob. Minister Shan Qinghua sobbed as he knelt down.

It all started when his older brother, who had abdicated a few years ago, decided to marry his childhood friend who was a man.

"Goodbye, WangJi, I'll go with MingJue. Enjoy your reign!"

The emperor was stunned, his expressionless face frozen, a crack suddenly appeared.

Earlier, the palace ministers had left him alone with the matter of getting a wife when he declared that his brother's future son would inherit the throne if he never married.

Prince Xichen was always a good man loved by everyone, but most of the ministers agreed that he would not be a good emperor with his soft personality, so when Lan WangJi became the crown prince, except for a few , everyone was satisfied.

Lan WangJi was diligent, ruthless, and did not tolerate the machinations of the imperial palace, he was a good emperor.

The only bad thing was his cold and indifferent personality when it came to the matters of the bedroom. Everyone feared that the great Lan dynasty would perish without a suitable heir, so they pinned their hopes on Prince Xichen.

But he trampled on them when he declared that he would marry General Nie MingJue.

Now all the ministers were in a panic. How would there be an heir in the nation now? One prince was cut sleeve and the other was interested in nothing but work! We are doomed!

Of course, there were some distant Lan from the royal family, and although Gusu was not a blood-focused country, there was a need for there to be an heir with the main imperial blood due to the dragon blessing of the first Lan emperor.

Lan An had siblings, but they did not inherit the blessing. Only Lan An's direct descendants inherited him, so he was essential a son of the direct line.

So after ten years on the throne, the ministers pleaded to the emperor to take a wife.

"You must take a wife, WangJi, you know," Prince Qiren, his imperial uncle, had said sternly.

WangJi hadn't responded, but he was well aware of his responsibility, so with a resigned sigh, he said, "Okay, gather up the ladies."

Of course there were eager ladies from all possible noble houses. Have you seen how incredibly handsome the emperor is? Who cares about his cold personality, the perverted ladies knew that if they managed to capture that man's heart, they would probably be drowned in passion.

Aren't they supposed to be innocent and elegant noblewomen? Ladies please! A little more decorum in your dirty thoughts!

Of course, there were youngsters who were only there out of obligation, such as the young lady Jiang, Jiang Yanli.

Yanli was a lotus flower, beautiful as spring and sweet as honey, but it was obvious that she did not fit in with the emperor.

But, somehow, Yanli saw how her little brother had hearts in her eyes when she saw the emperor from afar and hidden from the emperor's golden eyes, shy as she had never seen him before.

Mmm. Interesting. Should I help my little brother? was what she thought

There was no progress among the candidates. Prince Qiren was about to have a Qi deviation if the emperor did not choose a wife.

Until one day, some disbelieving eyes saw the emperor stop a beautiful young woman by the wrist with a shocked face.

The ministers who happened to be passing by witnessed the elusive young lady being chased by the emperor.

...The emperor became interested in a woman! And she is running away!

"Don't worry your majesty, we will capture her!"

The young lady watched in disbelief as the ministers ran after her, while guards and maidens joined the chase with eyes fixed on their prey. Which was her! What the hell was going on in the palace? They had all gone crazy!

But in the end they failed to catch her.

The entire palace was mobilized to find her, after all. She was the first woman His Majesty had ever taken an interest in! How to miss the opportunity? The empire needed an heir!

Yes, well, the thing was, she wasn't a lady at all!

Wei Ying, courtesy Wuxian, had only dressed up as a lady for fun.

His older sister, Jiang Yanli, hid a mischievous streak that, for some reason, no one noticed (Perhaps Young Master Jin did, since his sister always seemed to unnerve him with a kind expression. Wei Wuxian was still different shades of red that were on that peacock's face), so

somehow, she tricked him into dressing him up as a woman.

Of course, it looked beautiful. How not to do it? Wei Wuxian knew that he was handsome from head to toe, but even though he was skinny and cute, how could he be mistaken for a woman!? Don't they see Adam's apple from him? Don't they see his strong arms?

Isn't he too tall to be a woman? Where is the feminine in him?? JUST WHERE

Granted, he looked divine and he didn't mind posing as a woman at all, it was fun, but he didn't know he would be haunted by his majesty's sparkling and hauntingly beautiful eyes.

He was still a man!

But somehow, Wei Ying kept disguising himself as a woman and sneaking into the palace because he was amused by being chased

Unfortunately, more than once he was caught by the emperor and cornered until he stole his breath away with a searing kiss that lit every inch of his body

"Don't run away, please. Stay with me. Be my empress" He whispered. "You don't reject me. You don't reject my kisses or my caresses. Why do you run away then?"

Wei Ying was dizzy and completely dumbfounded. How was he to reject the emperor? They were so masculine, handsome, imposing and even though they were the same height, somehow he still felt small being surrounded by the emperor's arms as if he were the most precious treasure.

"Your Majesty, I can't be your empress because... because... I am a man!"

The Emperor blinked and then said slowly, "And that's a problem?"

Wei Ying looked at him incredulously "Of course it is! How am I going to give you children?"

"Is that the only thing stopping you from accepting my proposal?"

"Well yeah? Isn't the whole matchmaking supposed to be about needing an heir?"

"It can be fixed"

"????"

It was not long before the emperor announced his new empress.

After the wedding, the emperor was not seen for two weeks. The ministers were dying of overwork, but no one dared to disturb the emperor in his quest to make an heir.

You can, your Majesty! Hit it hard!

The emperor's guards had to stay away from the private rooms because the moans and sobs were too embarrassing. How the hell could the Empress say such things? The poor, innocent guards had been corrupted!

It all paid off when a month later, the news that the empress was pregnant reached the village. Everyone rejoiced and cheered, wishing blessing for the new prince to be born.

Few people were puzzled, because they knew that the Empress was not a woman. The emperor's best friend, Jin Zixuan, was curious.

"How come she's pregnant? If he's….you know"

WangJi raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you marry Lady Jiang? How do you ask me such things? Don't you know how babies are made?"

Zixuan blushed all over and put on a sour expression "Your Majesty"

WangJi was teasing him with an expressionless face.

How did the empress get pregnant? It was a mystery

If it turned out that the Emperor knew immortal secrets hidden in the palace vault that he could cause a man to get pregnant, no one could tell

A lovable prince was born who was named Lan Yuan

And they lived happily ever after

Except for the ministers, who because of his eagerness for an heir, the emperor delegated many of his obligations because a single son "was not enough, always have to be careful"

If the empress did not become pregnant again until many years later despite the "great work of the emperor", no one commented on it.

When A-Yuan was 13 years old, Wei Wuxian managed to get pregnant again. The little princess was pampered by everyone in the palace, captivating with her sweetness and wit. But guess that! The little princess was a transmigrator!