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Aug 31 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
'So then', as many of my articles would open in the days when even your great organ respected writers enough to pay them something, what exactly have I been saying for 3 years now? The dolt ain't going nowhere; the 10-year Presidential System is STILL on track; the PMLN is 2/
2/ being USED to stabilise the economy because the dolt presides over a party of prime idiots like price-gouger @Asad_Umar and that lump of lard #ShaukatTareen. So tighten seatbelts while the 9000 ton Gorilla pushes the country over the cliff just as soon as there are funds to 3/
3/ the Million strong military. Cc @nayadaurpk @Razarumi @murtazasolangi P.S. Mud in my mouth...
4/ *pay* the Million strong military...

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@razabeena @NasimZehra 2/And moreover, have to say that I have almost always disagreed with Chhoti aka @NasimZehra whether it was the KL Bill Issue or the fraudulent and fake Meemo/MammoGate tamasha, or whatever! However have to say that this podcast is beyond belief. Is Pakistan, which the #Selected3/
@razabeena @NasimZehra 3/ Goof and his band of 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡s had left so bankrupt that there will not be money to pay salaries within the next the next 3 months, being compared with Sri Lanka with a per capita GDP of $3,500, and Netherlands with a GDP of $52,000?! Far more than that, unlike India 4/
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Hahahaaa Colonel! As you know the first preparation in camp on Exercises were the provisions of 15 foot Deep Trench Latrines with buckets of quick lime and buckets of water standing by which the poor BQMH/CQMHs under the command of the SM prepared one day before the Long March 2/
2/ Wonder who is the SM and BQMH here? Should be @GenAmjad as SM and GM @_GhulamMustafa_ as BQM with @ijazawan56 recruiting people like #FarooqHameedKhan as CQMHs. Lets hope for the best. I'll bet they'll screw this up as they have the poor Army and we'll have #Youthiyas 3/
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As my Late cousin and Coursemate, and a fellow Piplia at the time (alongwith now PTI MNA Ghulam Sarwar) Maj. Farooq Ali Khan said when Bibi Benazir announced her Long March to sit at Blue Area 'Gal sunn, degaan pak vaisun, roti lab vaise; Oye Hagsun Kithay'! @Khalid_Munir 2/
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Your Excellency @ZenerCaro, as former ambassador to the great country of Cuba, what I call the Pearl of the Caribbean, in which my family and I spent some of the best years of our life, I send you and the brave people of Cuba my deep apologies for this unfortunate happening. 2/
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Actually you are NOT anonymous at all. You are the unhinged daughter of a former DG MI a relative of the cowardly commando the man sentenced for treason: @P_Musharraf . Now relax and stop lying about people better than yourselveS. It might do you all good to have a family 2/
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@najamsethi @Razarumi @murtazasolangi You forgot the SC CJ who hanged ZAB 'Jiss ney bhi Pakistan kay saath ziadati ki'! Sheikh Anwarul Haq!!
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