Thread by @osakaki_yt

Marine's "I'm Your Treasure Box" has been featured on USEN cable radio in Japan recently which apparently a lot of shops and workplaces use for in-store broadcast, and I've been checking out the recent comments on the Youtube video. Some amusing ones I decided to TL for fun:

"Senchou's moaning was broadcast in broad daylight at full volume in a shopping district my grandpa and grandma walk around in."

"This was playing at my tennis school of all places, lol."

"At my job, when we play cable radio over the speakers and this song comes on, the customers who haven't heard it start looking at the speakers all surprised like.🤣"

"When I went to train at the gym, this song was playing! My pecs were pleased by Senchou's lewd voice!👍"

"Having this playing at Geo and Ion and the like made shopping fun for once."

"This song was playing quietly at Yakiniku King. After listening to it more closely here, I'm glad it was playing quietly. The meat was delicious. I'm a fan of hers now."

"This was playing at my job, and I'm relieved to come here and find many of my kind. In my case, it started playing during my morning meeting yesterday, and I panicked. Nobody said anything, so I quietly changed the cable radio channel. To enka."

"This was playing in the actual supermarket, and I panicked hard thinking I was the one playing it with my earphones disconnected."

"Great song and voice, but I'll never forget the feeling when I was driving with my family with my phone plugged in and this came up on autoplay."

"This was playing over the radio at my job, and kids come in here, so I spent the whole day worrying 'Should I stop this or not? Is it too lewd?' I was so conscious of the song that I couldn't get it out of my head, and then when I realized it, I had ended up here."

"This was playing in the dentist's waiting room today. In a room full of families with kids, Senchou's moaning filled the air... (1/2)

...From joy and embarrassment, I couldn't hold back my laugh, so all I could do was put my head down, cover my mouth with my hand, and pretend that my tooth hurt. Congrats. I had a good yank. (of my wisdom tooth)"