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Sep 6 5 tweets 2 min read
Thank you #PresidentBiden for SAVING our BEAUTIFUL CITIES from all the fentanyl!!! So much of it must have gotten through under Trump, but not you sir! You're POWERFULLY intercepting it at the border!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #maba
A strong man, a powerful man, a big man -- very big -- came up to me with tears in his eyes, and he said "Sir, thank you for intercepting the fentanyl sir, thank you for giving me back my country!!!"
The fentanyl interception has never been so hot before, folks. It's hot, very hot. Our beautiful border agents are intercepting millions and millions of tons of fentanyl, fentanyl the very bad people were going to use to kill CITIES FULL of people, but we stopped them folks.
Under Trump there were entire cities that died from fentanyl. Death. So much death. It's true, so true! Death. Massive death. But Biden came in and he stopped the death, he intercepted the fentanyl. He intercepted it strongly and powerfully. Ok? Strongly and powerfully.
And now the housewives are telling their husbands, "Darling, there are no more piles of fentanyl, darling, our streets are so clear -- crystal clear -- now, no more piles of the very bad fentanyl" and that's thanks to President Biden!

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biden has been president for nearly 2 years now and i dont think anyone in congress has introduced a bill that spells the NO MALARKEY Act and im like, why even bother man?
elect me to congress and in my first month i will offer the
NO MALARKEY Act
C'MON MAN Act of 2023
LET ME BE CLEAR Act

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