Thread by @owillis

at the point in the football pre-season where i convince myself carson wentz is going to have the best season of his life, despite the long long long history of total disaster for washington qbs #httc

i seriously need for this team to get something done before im too old to understand football anymore.

i try to talk myself down but football is the one sport i truly care about and the excitement just courses through me.

me, most of the offseason: "well they sucked last year and theyll probably suck next year too, they will always suck"

me, in the hours before the new season kickoff:

i mean, look at this. look at this 30 year record of suck. and yet i still hope.

to win in the nfl, you need consistency at quarter--- SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but remember this: dallas sucks.