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Sep 9 8 tweets 3 min read
Why would happen if Senator My Boo grew back his beard?
Like for real

If Senator My Boo grew back his beard would we survive?

I mean. This beard was several years ago.

Even his face has more muscles now.

Can you you even imagine what he’d look like now with a beard?

Pretty sure it’d have some grey in it too 🥵
I literally had heart palpitations typing the above tweets

My body couldn’t take the mere thought of Senator My Boo having a salt and pepper beard

The visual is too powerful to withstand

For a glimpse of what it may look like

Think Chris Evans with the salt and pepper beard
I mean even now the mere hint of stubble on Senator My Boo is highly and wantonly thirst inducing
Why is there a typo here?

WHAT not WHY?!?!?
*What
Because it’s Friday and I love thirsty chaos 🤌🏿

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Tier 1: Brother Husband

The most thirsted after men. They’re the ONLY men in Stick Qondi’s harem

Tier 2: Bae

Hot, blessed and highly favored. Not part of Stick Qondi’s world. Revered and respected.

Tier 3: Side Thirst

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