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Sep 13 โ€ข 11 tweets โ€ข 2 min read
Conversations with my MAGA uncle ๐Ÿงต
#MAGAcommunism #CommunistMAGA
1. CHINA

Him: You can't plan a business anymore. You don't know if this or that gas engine will be illegal. You don't know what new taxes. It's a surprise
Me: There's no planning in this country, or at least no planning with the people's input. It's just bureaucracy
Him: Exactly. These dipsh**s [government] don't know what they're doing.
Me: In China, they plan the economy. To prepare for all new changes, in the market and everything. The government helps businesses. They call it 5 year plans
[LATER...]
Him: I like what you said, that China 5 year plan. They got a plan. None of our idiots have a plan.
2. A PARTY OF A NEW TYPE

Him: So what do we do [for 2024]?
Me: Trump is the only one worth anything of the bunch.
Him: But he won't win. They won't let him
Me: No, they won't.
Him: What about Cruz?
Me: No. He's spineless. All those Republicans suck up to Trump cuz they have to
Me: And he'd lose, bad.
Him: I agree
Me: I think Republicans are opposition, but not good enough opposition
Him: So what's the solution?
Me: A new party. A different party
Him: Yeah, I think we just need one of those. But then they call it dictatorship.
Me: A dictatorship of working people
Him: Hey, that's not a bad idea
3. TRIBUNE OF THE PEOPLE
Him: I think I've told you this idea. When I wanted to run for President, before Trump
Me: Yeah, I know it
Him: I'd run with my buddy, and let's say we won
Me: Ok
Him: I get the National Guard and bring them into Congress. Every congressman gets fired
Me: Yup, I remember
Him: You need the National Guard or else they won't quit. But the president is the Commander-in-Chief
Me: Right
Him: And then every seat gets replaced. Maybe a lottery system, in every town a random person gets picked
Him: Or maybe each little town appoints their best guy. Their smartest business guy, their hardest worker, their best farmer. But no politicians
Me: Sounds good. There'll be a thousand seats
Him: That's right
Me: That's the problem with Trump. He picked swamp monsters to drain the swamp. He needed to pick from the people
Him: I think you're right

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