I’m in a couple Martha’s Vineyard Facebook groups and they’re all turning on each other. Calling out their friends for not letting migrants in their summer homes
“Obama has room”
“I’m sure he does but that’s not the point”
It kind of is though, Rebecca
“Ron DeSantis is sick because he’s sending people to an island paradise where they are welcomed”
“Permanent housing? I thought we were just doing a weekend camp out?”
“I’m not willing to let them live with me but I have some hand me down clothes. I’m a good person, right?”
I found them - the only liberal in Massachusetts who thinks they should practice what they preach. When will Edgartown build high rise housing projects?
Property value on Martha’s Vineyard is about to plummet like we’ve never seen before. I’m buying a house in West Tisbury this weekend
Poor Carole can’t believe they brought all these icky poor people to her expensive community. Now let’s treat them with kindness by putting them on a boat and sending them to Rhode Island
According to a very reliable source the migrants will soon be put on a boat and become Falmouths problem. The national guard is being mobilized for this. 50 people. Texas deals with thousands every day with no help from the federal government.
Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse won’t be invited to stay in either of Pat Nagis summer homes
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Gail here is looking to get her locks changed in Edgartown. Wonder why?
Dawn is the realest mofo on the Vineyard, and she’s had quite enough of Celine’s bullshit
Leslie wanted them to be sent to Boston where they can vote for Ayanna Pressley in 2 months. After a year in Roxbury they’ll be begging to go back to Venezuela
Amy will absolutely take some illegals into her home. She just doesn’t know how to do that, and hasn’t considered driving to Oak Bluffs and offering
Sending illegal immigrants to overcrowded liberal shitholes like Los Angeles is compassionate. Sending them to beautiful island vacation destinations is traumatizing
It was wrong for Heavy D to send 50 migrants to the Vineyard because they’re not ready for it. Unlike small Texas border towns who are warned well ahead of time about the thousands of migrants crossing daily
You may have seen our state rep from the islands and Falmouth on TV blaming DeSantis and Tucker Carlson for sending 50 migrants to his district. This is the real Dylan Fernandes when he isn’t running for office. tbdailynews.com/woke-state-rep…
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Update - they are now raising money to get the brown people off their island. Something tells me they won’t be going to Vermont
“This is our chance to show how much we love them by making sure they’re no longer in our backyard.”
Uhoh, the boomers on the island have figured out that Facebook is not their diary, and that people are laughing at their conversations
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Time to rank them. Here's the Top 11 comments from Martha's Vineyard residents freaking out about 50 migrants in their neighborhood. tbdailynews.com/top-11-comment…
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Update on this thread. Now that the 50 illegal immigrants pretending to be refugees were deported from Martha’s Vineyard someone rented a plane and is flying a “Vineyard hypocrites” sign around the island
The residents, who didn’t pay a dime to house or feed these illegals, are not amused by the sign
These are from a now private Facebook group where they haven’t figured out my identity yet. Ron Minkin vows that next time a plane full of illegals shows up they will keep them, in order to prove that they’re not lowlifes like those who are calling out their hypocrisy.
They apparently think that deporting 50 migrants from their exclusive islands with 100,000 empty beds was “being kind.” Karen Boyd suggests donating to a charity instead, like the $42k gofundme the migrants won’t see a dime from
According to Sascha Wlodyka, islanders made MAGA supporters look bad by letting illegal immigrants spend the night there before throwing some Corn Pops at them and deporting them to a military base.
A Globe reporter was removed from the group when he asked for permission to use the photo. I will not be asking for permission but will be using the photo anyway.
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Update: Pat Nagi, who initially started this whole thread by refusing to let any of the 50 migrants stay in 1 of her 2 homes on Martha's Vineyard, has reactivated her Facebook page after 48 hours offline. Now that the migrants are deported she has some thoughts.
New blog: the residents of Aquinnah are now "suffering" and being victimized by a plane carrying a sign that says "Vineyard Hypocrites." They apparently have no idea why they are a national joke. tbdailynews.com/marthas-vineya…
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The other day on @BrotherCounsel's debate with @aronberg we saw how dangerous it can be when clowns attain state sanctioned power. He didn't know any of the facts, didn't care about any of the expert testimony, and baselessly said that Karen Read was acquitted due to jury nullification. But what I thought was most ridiculous was when he said there was no probable cause to search Brian Albert's house, despite the fact that John O'Keefe was invited there and was found dead on Albert's lawn. I know how ridiculous that is because Brian Tully got a judge to sign a search warrant for my house, and the probable cause was that I did a YouTube show in my house, and supposedly there would be more witness intimidation inside the house, as if it's a bloody knife or DNA. If there was just a dead cop on my lawn they'd leave me alone. The police searched every inch of my house and took over 300 pictures. I want to show you all the witness intimidation they found: tbdailynews.com/2026/06/12/can…
Tully searched my children's rooms and took pictures from all angles. He went through their drawers and searched their closets. I was not hiding the witness intimidation in there, so he came up empty.
Their report says that they took close to a dozen computers and phones. Coffindoofus and others suggested I was a druge dealer because of that. In reality they stole my ex-wife's computer and rummaged through closets and drawers confiscating old laptops and iPhone 4's I forgot to discard of at a military base.
Kylie Kirkpatrick is suing me for defamation because I wrote a 7 part series that led to her arrest in 2020 for 8 felony counts of fraud. Because most of you don't know who she is I will be resharing the articles on her one at a time because my audience is much larger now and I want everyone to know what a criminal, scumbag, and horrible mother she is. Today we will be doing a thread on Part 3 - "Shopping Sprees, Fraud, Fake Nonprofits, Selling Donated Goods."
Kylie used her son's made up story (that she was the master mind behind) about paying off school lunch debts for classmates to enrich herself. She began with a website called in which she used her son's image and fake story to solicit donations. Ryankyote.com
Ryan became a national hero off this fake story and a GoFundMe was for him by someone who was duped by Kylie's lies. Kylie would post on social media about all the $75 checks and gift cards that were pouring in from across the country, in a symbolic statement to repay the money he had donated so his classmates, who were not being denied school lunch, could eat.
I am being sued by Kylie Kirkpatrick, a scammer from Napa, CA who was arrested and charged with 8 felony counts of fraud in 2020 as a result of my reporting. I will be sharing a different installment of the 7 part series each day with a thread so you can get caught up on who this woman is, and how my award winning journalism led to her arrest. Today we will be going over Part 2 - Conning Politicians And Celebrities At The Expense Of West Park Elementary School: tbdailynews.com/2019/12/31/inv…
Kylie sought out the media by using her 9 year old son Ryan Kyote, claiming that he wanted to pay off school lunch debts for his classmates who were being denied a hot lunch at school. But this was all a lie. The Napa schools had a policy where no child would be denied lunch. Kylie also started a GoFundMe that raised more money than her son gave to the school district. After being called out for this by community residents, Kylie claimed that she gave the remained to "another family."
Kylie was inspired to come up with this scam when she saw a child in Indiana who paid off their classmates' school lunch debts. She realized she could use her son as a vehicle to get what she really craved more than anything - attention. She claimed that she wanted to keep the $74 allowance donation anonymous, but she sought out the local media and constantly used her son as a prop in her online postings. Without the face of a little kid doing this she wouldn't have been able to get the attention of so many influential people.
On March 6, when this screen record happened, I traveled to the Medfield Police to meet up with my PI Mark Chaupetta, where we were delivering them something for an ongoing investigation. I had initially filed a report with MPD on February 26, and they wanted me to come back to give them something. From there Mark and I traveled to the Dedham Police Department to file another report. After that I traveled to Meredith's apartment in South Boston. The entire time I was being stalked and followed by Jennifer McCabe, who somehow knew I was going to be at MPD that morning. Allow me to explain.
Jennifer McCabe knew that I would be going to the Medfield Police that morning because she had been tipped off my Brian Tully. This is a woman who claimed to be intimidated by me, and I had just been released from jail a week or so prior. Despite claiming to be scared of me, Jen McCabe, Lisa Crisileo (long term girlfriend of Tim Albert), and her sister Julie Crisileo organized what they called "operation stakeout." They listened to my bus stop live that morning to see what time I would be leaving Holden, so they could determine when I would arriving in Medfield, and what time they had to be there to stalk me.
Jen McCabe knew that I would recognize her car, just like I did when it was parked outside of the Proctor's house on September 25, 2023, so she said that it wasn't a good idea if she drover Operation Stakeout. She did agree to finance it by paying for the gas though. They plotted to pick up Lindsey Gaetani in Medfield, despite knowing that she had a restraining order on me. This would be just the second time Jen McCabe met LG in person. Both times it was because Jen knew that she would be coming physically close to me, knowing about the existence of the order.
In April former CNN anchor @SusanHendricks contacted me and invited me to @CrimeCon in Denver on September 6 to be interviewed by her on the main stage. She spent the next 4 months lying to me and @eupaulaprado as we rearranged our lives to make it happen. I had no intention of writing about this, but since she's blatantly ignoring me because she doesn't have the dignity or respect to apologize or attempt to make things right, I felt compelled to tell the whole story. Here's the link to the article I published, followed by a thread: tbdailynews.com/2025/08/08/for…
Susan reached out to me in April and invited me to be on the main stage with her at @CrimeCon on September 6.
On April 29 she specifically said that she spoke with a woman at Crime Con named Kelly about being on the main stage with mer, and that Crime Con had given her the green light. It was a done deal.
The Commonwealth is alleging that I committed felony witness intimidation on the night of 12/23 at the FV’s house. It's time to tell the real story, which I did in this article and will do in this Twitter thread: tbdailynews.com/commonwealth-c…
I was indicted on 2/22/24, and at my arraignment the next day (the day I was released from jail) the special prosecutor said that I demanded to go to the fake victim’s apartment after finding out she had received a summons to testify in front of the grand jury, and forced her to let me go through her phone. The Commonwealth alleges that I “told her in no uncertain terms that when she went to the grand jury, she was going to tell them that she knew nothing about the case.” They also claim that I “told her he wanted to delete data related to the Read case that was on her phone, and that I “threatened her in saying that if she didn’t cooperate, he would destroy her in front of her kids by publishing old probate court records that he had acquired.”
All of this can be proven to be untrue simply by reviewing screenshots of our conversation from December 21-23. Some of these are embarrassing for me to share, as they are private in nature and never intended to be seen by a larger audience. Unfortunately the Commonwealth has chosen to exploit a dangerous woman with a clear agenda to, in her own words, “fucking destroy” me, so sharing these messages is the only way I can defend myself.
On December 21 I was doing my live show when she began rage texting me, accusing me of talking about her (I wasn’t, and had never mentioned her name on my show at that time). She then abruptly changed course, sending me sexual pictures of herself, calling me “Daddy,” asking me for gym pics, and then inviting me over to her apartment the next day after my arraignment for a threesome.
After my successful arraignment on December 22, in which the stay away orders against the McAlberts were all dropped, FV called me but I didn’t pick up. She said she watched and that she was happy for me. She also said that she had something important she needed to talk about, but then told me not to call or text her for a couple hours and wouldn’t explain why. I told her she was being shady, but little did I know the reason she didn’t want me calling her was because Brian Tully had shown up at her apartment. If I knew that Brian Tully even knew who she was I would’ve immediately figured out that she had been working with them to set me up.