Like a certain movie fighter pilot recently said, “it’s been a minute, huh, Mav?” This is much the same, but with food, not an F-14 Tomcat, so buckle in for the first #CookingForLieutenants thread in ages. Tonight we’re making shrimp scampi.
2. First, what is scampi? Scampi are langoustines, or small lobsters for lack of a better term. The original Italian recipe for scampi sautéed them with garlic, lemon, & white wine. When the recipe crossed the pond, “scampi” became synonymous with any seafood cooked that way.
3. Ingredients:
EVOO
1 # shrimp, peeled & de-veined
Juice of 1 lemon
1 shallot, diced small
4 to ♾️ garlic cloves, minced 2-3 garlic cloves, thinly sliced 1/2 stick butter 1/3 cup white wine
Optional: chopped parsley to garnish
Mandatory: bread to soak up sauce
4. Whisk together 4 minced cloves, 1 tbsp salt, & 2 tbsp EVOO. Marinate the shrimp & leave refrigerated for 30-45 minutes.
5. Fill a pot with water. Liberally salt the water. Cook your long pasta, preferably linguine, but bucatini also works. Drain & set aside, but save about 1/2 cup of the pasta water for later.
6. In a large skillet, sauté the shallot & sliced garlic with 2 tbsp each butter & EVOO over medium-high heat until fragrant & translucent, about 2 minutes.
7. Add the juice of 1 lemon & 1/2 cup white wine - preferably dry like a Sauvignon Blanc, but in this case, Chardonnay. Season with salt & pepper. Optional: red pepper flakes. Bring to a boil, add 1 tbsp butter, & simmer on low.
8. Remove the marinated shrimp from the fridge & add to your pan or skillet. Raise heat & sauté for 2-3 minutes, until the shrimp is cooked through & looks pink. Add about 1/2 cup of pasta water.
9. Once the shrimp are cooked, turn off the heat, then throw in your pasta & stir. Optional: garnish with chiffonade parsley, but my sous-chef doesn’t like it.
10. Make sure your fiercest food critic approves of her idea & its execution. Also make sure that you’ve got some crusty bread to sop up the leftover broth.
11. Total prep time, 15 minutes. Total cooking time, 20-25 minutes. Thanks for joining me on a looooong awaited episode of #CookingForLieutenants. Class is dismissed. Be excellent to each other.
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🧵I can't fucking sleep tonight. Kept thinking about one of my last calls as an EMT after reading about cops not willingly putting themselves in harm's way. August 2001. I pulled my bus up just outside the PD cordon at the site of a DV call. 1/
Lots of nervous Barney Fife types with their hands on their pistols, taking cover behind their cars, filling the radio with useless traffic. Fire dispatch briefed me enroute. Normally, no biggie, treat the DV victim(s) & transport. 2/
This MFer was a 10-43: barricaded, probably armed, with hostages. I introduced myself to the on-scene commander, who looked the part: lean, muscular, confident voice & demeanor, lots of service hash marks on his sleeve. 3/
Ready for his band concert later. He’s the 2nd trumpet. Are the Blues Brothers going to get the band back together soon? (He’s also wearing my old uniform tie).
The brass section’s first song is Baby Shark, with Junior providing the “do do do do do do”
Meanwhile, 2 miles to the south, Miss Kim is ready for the dress rehearsal for her dance recital. Because of my work schedule, I haven’t seen my baby girl perform in 4 years.
I know it's early in the day to talk about wine, but like a sage once said before ordering 2 Bloody Marys for each of us one morning, "it's 5:00 somewhere." This 🧵 is in response to @jbradleyrushing, who asked for wine recommendations in the $15-$25 range.
2. Disclaimer: the prices listed here are for the Metro NYC market, so YMMV. I usually go to Total Wine, which is awesome because it's like WalMart, but for booze, which is better. We'll go in order of lighter to heavier bodied whites, then reds.
3. Sauvignon Blanc, which can either be overly acidic for its own good, but some nice ones here:
Dog Point, NZ
Whitehaven, NZ
Groth, Napa
Rombauer, Napa
Chateau L'Oiseau Vieille Vignes, Bordeaux
1/ If you’re a retired GOFO railing against socialists (hello? You benefited from that very thing while you wore the uniform you now shit on with the Breitbart letter), “illegals” stealing American jobs & driving down wages (hello again, find me a white boy who’ll wash dishes)...
2. Not to mention “elections that reflect the will of the people” (come on now, your guy lost bigly, let’s move on from this already), & (derp) “rule of law,” get the fuck over yourselves & look outside your vacuum sealed retirement bubbles for a moment.
3. Let me guess, all the retired admirals & generals who signed this “letter” posted by a “reporter” on a right wing “news” website are old white men. That wasn’t difficult to figure out, because that’s the demo that increasingly sees equal opportunity as a zero sum game.
For day 1 of the Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month thread, I wrote a few years ago about the question we all hate, “where are you from?” #AAPIHMappafortwo.wordpress.com/2018/01/17/whe…
When I started this daily #AAPIHM thread a few years ago, I wanted to highlight people who had left a stitch or 2 in the fabric of American society, regardless of how or where. I hope that people can find value & inspiration in them like I have.
Abbreviated #CookingForLieutenants thread tonight. Making crispy oven “fried” chicken. There’s a trick to making a dish that, by all rights, should have your cardiologist researching a new fishing boat.
2. That trick is in the 3rd step of the standard breading process, as I learned it in culinary school before the earth cooled. That traditional process is: flour, then egg wash, then breadcrumbs.
3. Et voilá. From right to left, a bag of all purpose flour mixed with salt, white pepper, garlic powder, & onion powder; egg wash; Italian breadcrumbs mixed with more garlic & onion powder.