YOU DEMANDED IT.

And I obliged.

Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, as accompanied by Trombone Champ played using an Interactive Fleshlight from 2003.

(Cursor is moved by varying air pressure levels in the fleshlight.)

I'm gonna go clean the lube off my desk now.
For those curious about the construction of this setup, here's the thread where I built this earlier this week:
And for those wondering why, specifically, this song: please let me know what touching grass is like. insider.com/cbat-reddit-se…
Thanks to me badly sealing the end of the fleshlight with electrical tape and missing a few spots, my desk is now covered in a fine mist of water based lube.

I think I'll just go to motion tracked solutions for my fleshlight based instruments from now on.
"You'd murder tiktok with this!"

And get instantly banned

"This would do numbers on youtube!"

Yeah, numbers of copyright violations.

Twitter may be a hellsite, but it's a hellsite where I can fleshlight some choonz with minimal worries

*gets shadowbanned for adult content*
Cbat by @hudmo + Trombone Champ + Interactive Fleshlight is now available on Youtube.

For all of your friends who are too cool to look at twitter.

Apologies to @hudmo for extending the life of this meme.

Go buy Cry Sugar to restore karma.

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Sep 21
Suddenly the idea of putting an accelerometer on a fleshlight is interesting again.
*looks at Trombone Champ*

*looks at vast onahole collection*

*looks at vive/tundra trackers and Index controllers*

oh no
oh no
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Sep 16
how my evening is going.
Been stuck for 3 days trying to figure out why Intiface Engine for Android kept acting like things weren't initializing.

Turns out I forgot to change library versions in one of the project chain files after releasing btleplug v0.10, so it still referred to a local version.
btleplug stores a copy of the JavaVM in an internal static, which is what we initialize in Intiface Engine Android.

I set it, then when we got to a bluetooth call in Buttplug, it would look for it another place because of the library version mismatch.
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Feb 26
Gamers, we know you're upset, and we're listening.

You want Elden Ring in your butts, and we're dedicated to making this possible, even if we're still playing Horizon Forbidden West.

We're pulling out all the stops and doing what we can to make the Shared Gamer Dream a reality.
(Translation for non-nerds: This is about the most Computer Science Jackass route I can go in terms of getting buttplugs working with Elden Ring, short of a DIY hardware solution. I can't promise this will work but I'll be tracking the stupidity in this thread.)
tl;dr:

The GHR uses "hooks" to sit itself in front of XInput (which is how many games talk to xbox controllers) and reroute haptics. It's a popular mechanism for cheats, so things like EAC block it.

So we're trying to slide into the operating system's DMs and listen to raw USB.
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Feb 23
Welp.

As of a patch that went out today, there’s now OSC on VRChat on Quest.

Which means we now have network access to the headset, so we could offboard toy control.

Buttplug access from VRC on Quest via OSC can now be a thing.

Crap, I probably need to get a Quest now. :(
Note that things like VGB and other collision/camera based systems can’t happen quite yet because we can’t get that info over OSC yet.

According to the roadmap this should be possible in the future tho.
Oh and OSC is still open beta VRC not mainline but hopefully soon!
Read 4 tweets
Feb 16
Today in "completely normal things that happen when you run a sex toy library":

The library tried to connect to someone's dog feeder.

That sound you hear is every pup follower I have replying simultaneously to say "YES PLEASE SUPPORT THIS IN THE LIBRARY". Image
For those wondering:

When adding Satisfyer support, we were too lax with checking for BLE advertised services as hardware identification so we get WAY too many things trying to ident as Satisfyer sex toys. Fixing that in an upcoming release.

But for now, enjoying the chaos.
Honestly, if these things ever come back in stock, and you can trigger the feeding mechanism over bluetooth, I may have to get one for shitpost reasons.

Hook it up to porn movie sync and be all

"What if watching porn gave you food treats?"

How could this possibly go wrong? Image
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Nov 29, 2021
Since Satisfyer toys (Satisfyer.buttplug.Io) seem to mostly work in buttplug now, I ordered a couple more while their sale was on to test. Showed up real quick, here’s some comparison photos.

First off, the wand box is BIG.
Ok wow. The Satisfyer double wander (Satisfyer.buttplug.io) is the size and weight of an actual magic wand. Except that is has:

- Bluetooth
- a battery
- interchangeable heads

Shown next to a magic wand and a lovense domi. Vibration is far more “rumbly” than the domi.
For those of you in the audience that are penised, the double wander (satisfyer.buttplug.io) supports the hummingbird attachment (sold separately, you can usually pick one up on Amazon or whatever) with no modifications or other attachments required.
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