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Oct 2 4 tweets 2 min read
I was 14 the last time I watched this team play in a Super Bowl. I’m now 44 - almost 45 - and so tired of waiting. And they are just terrible, not really in any of these games.
1-3 baby! And that first game looks more and more like a fluke, this team sucks ass #httc
Might as well bring back Heinicke. Even without a deep ball he has a better shot at winning than Wentz. #httc
Those of you pointing out your team never won the Super Bowl or have had a longer drought than mine, I see what you’re saying but the thing is my team isn’t supposed to suck like this. This is a team that did this in a decade with one coach and 3 QBs: Image

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Oct 4
Yes, they do for the foreseeable future so I think it makes more sense to act accordingly instead of lecturing, no?
Liberals have not built a culture for their core voters to plug into and be motivated to vote like the right has. It simply has not been done.
Conservatives have spent the last 50 years telling their base everything bad in their lives is liberals fault and they can solve it by voting. Liberals disappear after Election Day then show up a couple weeks before the next one telling everyone to wake up.
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Oct 4
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Oct 3
My mom was a much nicer and gentler person than I ever could be, but she was also extremely direct and I think I get that from her. When I was screwing up in school she didn’t dance around it. She would just say “you’re messing up.” I don’t see the sense in the dance.
I often feel like an outlier in this because so much journalism/politics dances around stuff. Just say it!
Maybe it’s also cultural too? I can’t say but feels American to talk all around it, and Jamaican to *just say it*.
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Oct 3
my recurring school-themed dream is trying, desperately to get to a classroom but the damned hallway never ends and i just keep making wrong turn after wrong turn and i can never get to class.
i also have had a recurring nightmare about driving a car off a curvy mountainous road through a barrier. it doesnt help that as a kid, i drove on a lot of jamaican roads where the barriers were insufficient or nonexistent.
a few years ago i went to yosemite and i could not even look in the direction of the drop-off. its one of my legit fears.

if they ever find my body down in a gully like that, be very aware it was murder, because no way im going near the edge.
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Oct 3
rich people like elon musk keep showing us how theyre not smarter than the average joe, its just a halo from their money. and yet...
as a guy who tweets out admittedly kooky ideas, i sometimes think about how people would take them seriously if i were worth $20 billion
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Oct 3
when you mess with stuff like this is how you wake up godzilla.

Scientists Have Uncovered A 6th Ocean That Is Not On Earth's Surface in.mashable.com/science/39513/…
our top scientists: lets send in some probes to check it out!

five minutes later: Image
could we please not awaken the denizens of the hollow earth?
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