Thread by @frontierindica

Lol, so some fresh black comedy level news has come in, with a bold masterstroke announced courtesy 'Long Rope Giver' aka 'Jaan de denge iske liye' (quote referring to credit rating of Adani Group?) Modern Chanakya himself.

So apart from Gujjars and Bakerwals, today he went

on to reveal before a crowd in Rajouri, J&K that even Paharis will be given Schedul3d Tribe status to get benefits of quotas in govt education+gormint jobs along with those first two.

Almost cried with tears of sheer joy and gratitude, "Motu bhai san I was wrong Adani ser

ke netritva mein for the first time my people's struggle against obbression debression has been recognized and I'm get Soshal Justease just like the Constitution drafting founding fathers-legal luminaries had intended!"

Nice so that means 90% of Himachal plus Jammu Dogra frens

and Uttarakhand Pahadi groups: the Garhwalis (myself in this bloc) and Kumaonis for th3 most part (Jaunsari bros already did some actual masterstroke somehow managed to get like all of them in their pockets of hills recognized as ST and they have been going at the gravy train

but in a real gentleman way, ever since then.)

Uh but wait a second let's see what the article says after the headline... wait wtf "Pahari tribe of J&K will..." what. Okay wait so I guess this means just like normal Dogra people right? Mostly Hindu mostly law abiding respect

other fellow non-cuckt Hindus. Also of course most part UC majority ethnic group. Oh well, who cares about the bad luck at least be happy old time cousins getting something. But then the article doesn't even have the word Dogra anywhere?

So then when you look deeper for actual articles on what this whole showbaazi is: Oh my, Oh no this is wtf shiet did bhajipao just top itself and give like the most meaty and aaram wala quota to a group which is a majority M bunch of people living in Rajouri, Poinciana, South

* Rajouri, Poonch, Southern distrixts of Kashmir Valley? Language is... Pothwari more precisely? That's like the same hill dialect of a nice lovely district call3d...wait for it... M I R P U R in PoK.

For those newly arrived to this madhouse, that's the source of

like UK's immigrant professionals in gr00ming/druggIng/r@ping minor girls of native english working class and of course one of leading aloha snakbar volunteer providers in foreign battlegrounds. Also yeah internashnul needle nashe dealing expertz.

Last is I guess sucking out money from public funds with big welfare scams.

Bonus surprise: 50% to 60% inbr3eding rate or higher.

Of course but that's those evil bad ones right who have been radicalized and brainwashed by ISI isn't it. I'm sure our Mirpore co-ethnics on this

end are perfectly exemplary people because they have uh two paper documents and one digital aadhar saying they are my Indian brothers & sisters. So nothing to worry about they'll just use the quotas for getting over debression then give back to nashun! Power of real secularism🥳