2 Deshcvcks walk into a bar, sit down and start chatting about the latest masterstroke of Auliya.

"Will that be the usual then?"

The bartender asks them.

"Yes, two pints of LGTV friendly Bud Lights please."

One of them responds.

"Everything is allowed in Tanatan, amirite?"

https://twitter.com/okbuddythughunt/status/1666075036195901440

The second one says with a smirk.

"Hetero Sex is Abrahamic imposition, bhrata. Damn right!"

His friend responds.

While they're chatting, a sultry Chagnonpilled Honda Sherni walks into the bar with her Nashnulist longhoused male best friend.

"Madam, aap aaj itni Jaldi?"

Lol the wiki on Nepali language has some inscription in Doti as apparently the oldest remaining example of the use of the early Khas language which would go on to father modern day Nepali. I suppose this is also the logic used by a section of more chauvinistic types there who say Dotyali (and by extension Kumaoni if you follow this logic since the two are cognates) is just a western dialect of the standard register of Nepali which really emerged as a full on national tongue from the lands of the original Gorkha kingdom.

Problem of course is that even

If basically all Indo Europeans were basically doing the same pantheon structure more or less and similar practical implementation of their rituals and major rites for a long qhile (with little innovations here and there no doubt) till Indic tribes went full Vedic 'upgrade' and

https://twitter.com/shrikanth_krish/status/1580065570979950592

Iranics in I suppose most proper settled lands went reverse and bludgeoned a lot of old beliefs and picked up a pretty novel faith with limited past links, so then at least for that long time period of old pantheon continuity can we say all these Indo European tribes were pretty

Update: 2020 Births Data for Kerala came out as well this Year. It looks like a minor pleasant surprise on the surface, some might even say a Ray of hope- but may sadly only be unreliable hopium; more on it post data. Figures=

Hindus: 41.49%
Muslims: 43.89%
Christians: 13.93%

https://twitter.com/frontierindica/status/1503085596901724163

So when you compare numbers for each group between the 2 years, it's not firstly that Hindu births have somehow suddenly gone up. They've fallen 12K in just 1 year from 197K Hindu births in 2019 to 185K Hindu births in 2020. Major drop. Likely partly the usual macro trend of

Guy seemed initially to be a core ideological Proper M B'Hood of old tier in lighter desi still full fundamentalist gear. But going through this piece tells me guy is just Same2same confused half mix of this then mix of another thing and a little bit of 1 more random ideology

https://twitter.com/Aakar__Patel/status/1579339063315730433

and another half assed sasti dumbed down philosophy enjoyed who was just glad to be aligning his ideological hodgepodge with cash heavy eternal agitator network drama club full of self declared liberal somebodies of fake populist variety and other ignorant lazy attempt at

The caste narrative helps deflect attention from inhumane levels of yield extraction for Big Capital by turning mass frustration against a Brahmin/Manuwadi/Savarna Boogeyman which has never existed as a clear, definable phenomenon. Most Caste Hindus themselves have been living

https://twitter.com/frontierindica/status/1579419500428292097

in perpetual financial struggle for centuries. The average Thakur dramatized as the old school Bollywood villain Zamindar is spectacularly off the mark since the vast majority of Rajputs were marginally better off than average independent cultivators with small landholdings only

Lol, so some fresh black comedy level news has come in, with a bold masterstroke announced courtesy 'Long Rope Giver' aka 'Jaan de denge iske liye' (quote referring to credit rating of Adani Group?) Modern Chanakya himself.

So apart from Gujjars and Bakerwals, today he went on to reveal before a crowd in Rajouri, J&K that even Paharis will be given Schedul3d Tribe status to get benefits of quotas in govt education+gormint jobs along with those first two.

Almost cried with tears of sheer joy and gratitude, "Motu bhai san I was wrong Adani ser

Came across something which I hadn't really put much thought into or read about. So Afghanistan isn't just bad real estate because it's mountainous, or arid-low rainfall, or full on deserts in south, it's actually a lot more hellish and painful than it sounds.

Temperature extremes between peak summer and peak winter especially say it's one of those once in five years extra cold winters or similar one in five years extra hot summers, are literally unearthly. Imagine you face a winter week in January where average daily temperature goes down to -15

I know, yes the average Hindi speaker and that's not anybody on here, has problems like paying off some half-distant relative who loaned him 15K 8 months ago for emergency hospital bills of aging father near constant stress if that small time land grabber near

https://twitter.com/Vagup007/status/1577156461745930240

him will target his unregistered deed 2 bigha down the other end of the canal and you know the rest better than me.

The anti plains thing doesn't have that guy or anyone even twice the income level from Hindi states in mind. It's the random pushy builder from 400 km south

Whoever that Kumar anon is, does he realise that any community or people whose working and fighting age population of men is already 60 to 70 per cent vanished into thin air from their economically dead villages & somewhere teleport3d into a cheaply available class of cooks

https://twitter.com/Anoopnautiyal1/status/1576822859678482432

, taxi drivers, waiters office boys Kirana store assistants and such very basic jobs with regular but usually informal pay that too some cases you see ridiculous numbers 6K 8K a month 12 hours+ a day and usually in case of much better jobs of such type it's just a leg up to 20

Also inb4 someone with very puritanical feelz for national language maximalism type debates, just fyi I'm not going to be the 'other speaker' with drr hrr imposition is wrong hindi is not nashnul languez rhetorical points in a circlejerk. I know Hindi is overwhelmingly likely

https://twitter.com/frontierindica/status/1577134159382052864

to be the de facto if not de jure language across almost every single district and tehsil of the country probably in our lifetimes. In fact the Delhi variant of khariboli-hindustani was pretty much the only somewhat acceptable No.1 Indian or initially at least North Indian option

'Uttarakhand': UP Hills but with Extra Steps

In light of the mass outrage and intense debate among Pahadis of Garhwali & Kumaoni backgrounds, sparked by a very recent disturbing case in Pauri district in which a young local girl's dead body was discovered under very suspicious circumstances, which independent voices from local people have fearlessly pointed out is likely to be a sexual predation-linked murder, with prime accused being the son of a well known OBC leader from BJP whose home base and main influence is in the plains belt of the Haridwar

Everything this mass hysteria breaks out in some random violent murder case involving a H girl & M guy couple with a lot of good old Love Jihad alarmism sprinkled over it and then some random counters on 'oh but they (M guys) are given alpha image and H parents never let us do reverse Lou Jihad since padhai for IIT time now..." and then some same wymn reply "can you take responsibility H guys why blaming parents and abla naareez you didn't protecc her from Love Jihadi woodoo magik.."you'd imagine like it

We are literally a people and this time it is important to point this out specifically: who managed to kill tens of millions of their daughters in such a short space that it would make any Mughal attempt to wipe out Hindus look like a joke.

Imagine a people who apply pure

https://twitter.com/JatNationalist/status/1576173713195642880

Dhandho logic of increasing margins without giving two shits about the fact that we have taken out those tens of millions of innocent babies/foetuses of our own stock and now grappling with a situation where we have these massive numbers of wombs of tomorrow missing
Right when

PS. After 7 decades of Chinese ethnic cleansing and forced demographic change, Tibet is, uh... only 8% Han Chinese?

In a similar time frame, Garhwal and Kumaon Hills face population collapse, every second-third village has like zero inhabitants left or just the last 1 or 2

https://twitter.com/frontierindica/status/1575502327816941568

families who are also packing up. Overall state demographics? Can't be sure, but Muslims are approx. 15% or higher in Uttarakhand now, that's for sure. The state didnt' exist for most of last 7 decades, but in that rough composition of districts and tehsils, they sure as hell

Tibet has a 9K USD per capita GDP. That's in a frozen wasteland and without the damage of uncontrolled mass tourism. Tibetan graduates who seek jobs have an employment rate of nearly 99%. Their language is legally protected and it's scholarship funded handsomely from mainland revenue courtesy Han taxpayers. Buddhist monasteries run pretty much without issue unless linked to anti government separatist violence. Only feudal serfdom, forced abduction of kids to become monks, rampant sexual abuse of children are features of pre-PRC Tibetan Buddhist

The transformation of North-West UP and the adjoining Terai belt of Southern UK to an overwhelmingly Muslim dominated region over the coming decades will be the catalyst for the most destructive and traumatic blow to Hindu Civilisation since the pogroms and violent displacements of Partition. It will firstly create a demographic corridor of relentless instability, crime and psychological+physical terror in not just bordering areas of Delhi towards the Yamuna end, but also many interior, 'elite' and upper class inhabited areas.

Delhi isn't just the seat

BJP's overall education+ employment strategy can be summed up as creating degree mills at a scale never seen before. Give anyone and everyone with more than a 2bhk who is ideally a subaltern/minority shady chap or othe

National level blueprint to create thousands of literal coaching centre tier or even worse type of spaces which can be fast tracked and approved to dish out degrees after bribing like some fat unkill 2K dhandhobucks.

So this lets you have like 50 gazillion new graduates in 10-15 years.. then

Yawn. Needlessly alarmist. Also when they say 'girls from Uttarakhand' it's basically intended to be a reference to ethnic Pahari women doing this. To be fair, this part is likely correct that Pahari womyn would pull these stunts more often than plains womyn (I'm talking say at

https://twitter.com/vinirish/status/1564452883210575874

a 30 to 40 per cent level higher relatively, not some silly alarmist number pulled out of thin air. And so even while Rayta boomers would mention this part, that's fair enough since the core basis of the statement is indeed correct in a way. But of course, they won't tell you

Also another fun fact of note being that Dalli also just happens to be located next to a rapidly emerging religion of peac belt consisting of 10 to 12 districts which are actually going to be geographically quite compact and an obvious marker for a demand for a new M dominated

https://twitter.com/frontierindica/status/1564734080326848512

state. and they'll probably even get it at some point in fact technically even beginning in uttarakhand everything south of haridwar town proper would demographically be an extension of this zone.

In pure number terms this is almost like waiting while Kashmir Valley 2.0 of

Can't say about Gurgaon or Noida, but Dalli I'm getting convinced has been cursed by some turkic shaman sorcery+ maybe also the fact of all the traumatised souls churned out of this essentially being the focal point of most major pogroms/mass rapes/overall human exploitation over

https://twitter.com/Wrath1994/status/1564480692381044736

the last 1000+ years.

Also Dalli obviously has massively reduced strategic rationale backing it now. Earlier you could still say since roughly pan sub-continent or pan northern plains State would rule much of 'India' it would span till at least the beginning of the Hindu Kush