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Oct 6 • 3 tweets • 1 min read
the ganja malarkey will end #darkbrandon
folks, you've got to pass the dutchie on the left hand side, im serious ladies and gentlemen
(for an american with a jamaican background, i have the most terrible marijuana references and i am sorry. in my defense my whole family is a bunch of straight edge types. my dad was literally the only *reggae musician* who didn't smoke weed.)

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Oct 7
Weird flex for @tedcruz, who infamously bowed before Trump after Trump smeared his wife and dad. A sixth grade girl would never cower like Ted Cruz.
Also has he ever met a middle school girl? Don’t think they’re tough?
When you’re definitely tougher than a 6th grade girl Image
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Oct 7
cool stuff, remember this cover well
in case you've never seen it, todd mcfarlane's rendition of superman, from the excellent "invasion!" crossover is weird as hell Image
invasion, which started in late 88, is the first big crossover i can remember buying in real time. i read other stuff, like secret wars and crisis, by buying back issues. ImageImageImage
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as i said months ago, i know that some of the bitcoin etc fallout will hurt some regular people but i can't let it detract from the schadenfreude i feel every time theres a collapse in the fake internet money scam
maybe im a little bit luddite, although i love tech, but there's just something so dumb about people trading fake internet money and insisting its the future of commerce. and then theres the whole "im selling you a url that points to a gif, this is art" bullshit w nfts.
it also doesnt help that all the people hawking cybercash sound like either a scamster on an infomercial or your annoying friend/family member who just bought into an mlm scheme and is trying to get you to sign up for their "downline."
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Oct 6
just flashbacked to one of bill o'reilly's dumbest moments: when he said that you can't explain how ocean tides work, because only god controls that.

"The tide comes in and it goes out ... It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that."

huffpost.com/entry/oreilly-…
spent 13 years at media matters so just randomly the dumbest shit a right wing media person said will just fly into my brain out of nowhere. it is a curse.
oh and when bill o got challenged for his stupidity, he doubled down, explaining that only earth has a moon and that god put it there and no other planets have one.
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Oct 6
welcome twitter to inside my brain, every single day of my life
me: if you would just put everything in the context of a neverending battle for truth and justice, you'd get it.
me: i have named my two dogs CK (clark kent) and Kal-El, ok?
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Oct 6
"we're too smart for voters to get they should vote for us" is a liberal cop-out i see way too often on here, and it also is not true.
its the left's version of "conservatism can never be failed." give me a break.
"our beliefs are just too complex"

yes, bigotry is bad, the air should be clean and people in crisis deserve help is super complicated. 🙄
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