Either Musk throws another tantrum and invents some new excuse to drag it out.
Or he swallows a $44 bn loss, cos no way any serious banker believes he can actually make Twitter profitable, so heavy #TSLA collateral. And he shuts Twitter down.
The real question is whether October Musk is actually willing to cash the check that April Musk wrote. Of paying $44 bn of his own money (banks ain't stupid) to take over what will NEVER be a company profitable enough for a real leveraged buyout. Just to shut it down.
It's such a batshit insane marriage if you look objectively at all the facts instead of just buying into the usual Musk hagiography. Twitter will be Cersei to Musk's Robert Baratheon if he lets it remain Twitter instead of making it his own Truth Social equivalent.
Given that his banks testified that he's not even initiated talks about the financing yet, it's becoming increasingly clear that his thinking was "oh fuck I'm getting a lot of heat from Ukraine. Lemme just say I'll buy Twitter and change the subject."
#TSLA stock fell 6% today after the Delaware ruling and a total 12% this week since his Ukraine polls.
Muskbois who don't understand Beta will be like oh market fell (not even close to Tesla).
But it's falling for the same reason it fell in May. Musk effectively shorted it.
I've laid out this simple FIN101 lesson in May but will do so again.
The only way Musk can complete this purchase is by selling #TSLA or putting up stock in collateral.
His only wealth is TSLA stock.
His buying TWTR = taking a $44 bn short position on #TSLA. Hence it tanks.
The more Musk keeps insisting he will buy Twitter by Oct 28, the faster #TSLA will fall, just like it did in May.
Cos if the company's biggest shareholder is shorting it to the tune of $44 bn, of course a lot of people will sell before he has to. Driving Tesla stock lower.
All those op-eds fantasizing about what an Elon owned Twitter will be like aren't asking themselves a simple question. If he really wants to buy it, what's with the conditions? As Twitter said, if he's serious, he can complete the purchase before Oct 17th.
Not a sincere offer.
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So far #OurWawar camera traps have caught a lot of wildlife - bear, deer, raccoon, chipmunks, squirrels, skunks, coyotes, mice, and even a random stray cat!
But not a single rabbit or wild turkey which is a bummer. I was hoping to trap some to eat.
We found a bunch of old animal traps on the land. And I was reading that the tradition in that area before industrialized meat was more trapping than hunting. Deer hunting was okay but it was a logistical nightmare for most people to butcher and store em, unless for a feast.
Today, deer hunting is easy. You shoot one of those stupid things. Throw it in the back of a pickup. Take it to a USDA approved butcher. Who will vacuum seal it. You stick it in the freezer.
Not so easy in 1800s. Sure, you kill it. But what next? It might rot by evening.
Boss how can you claim vegetarianism as a default virtue in Hinduism when LITERALLY every single myth of ours involves folks hunting. Unless you think Ram or Shantanu were into taxidermy, what do you think they were hunting for? To eat!! That's the whole damn basis of Ramayana!
Like literally the story of the Ramayana is that dude goes hunting so he, wife, and brother can eat some nice roasted venison. And another dude comes and kidnaps his wife. And then war happens.
So FFS stop shoving vegetarianism down our throats using state machinery.
If it is Ram Rajya then let us eat what Ram ate. Meat. 🤷🏽🤷🏽
I think Kajol is probably the most melanin I've seen in a mainstream Bollywood actresses. And she was third gen Bollywood. And in her most famous movie DDLJ, is shamed by her mom for not being gori.
The issue of light brown vs dark brown vs black is one seen all over the world, from black America to Chile to middle East to Pakistan to India.
There was this telling experiment in which they showed people pics of Obama with varying skin darkness level, then polled them.
Somewhat emotional and rambling and sciency 🧵 coming up. 🥲
This here is the first appearance of Autumn red leaves at #OurWawar. Red maple beat out red oak.
Longtime followers will know my obsession with the beauty of Autumn red and the intriguing open science behind it.
As I've tweeted pretty much every October, the Autumn red is a fundamentally different thing than Autumn yellows and orange. And it is not yet a settled question about why exactly some trees go through this trouble of turning red just a couple of weeks of the year.
Pretty yellow leaves, like you see in Europe etc, do not require any extra effort from the trees. And makes total evolutionary sense. Deciduous trees shut down chlorophyll production as the sun grows weaker and heavy snow is about to start. That slowly turns em yellow, brown.
We've had our first big tree fall and it needs to be cleared.
With our goal to keep #OurWawar's carbon footprint minimal, I don't want to go straight to an electric chainsaw. Wanna try a good old tree saw, build muscles also.
Any recommendations for non mechanical saws?
Axe I already have. But apparently saws are faster for a fallen tree use case
Just yesterday y'all were crying that US visa wait times are too long.
Now you are like, India should issue an advisory that don't go to US and #BoycottUSA
Chronology wise it seems very much like "you can't fire me cos I quit!"
Modi has just created a generation of Rotlu's. Who buy into the constant passive aggressive whining against Murrca.
Btw America kisi ki sagi nahin. Plus your PM & his online army literally campaigned for Trump. Jaishankar whines about WaPo columns. Blamed Biden for 2nd wave.
If it was Manmohan's or even Vajpayee's India complaining about such things, you can understand.
But like literally, your guy said "Ab ki baar Trump sarkar". Your online acolytes harass the desi origin Vice President and her niece!