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Oct 12 25 tweets 8 min read
I’m going to offer commentary on the @SKGov white paper. Page by page.

This is an #skpoli thread nobody asked for, nobody needs, yet somehow, we all deserve…
Come with me on this journey…
Page 1.

Imagining some bureaucrat sending back draft 3 “No, the Drawing the Line graphic needs to be BIGGER.”

Draft 4 “No, bigger than the photos.”

*** EDO ***

Draft 5: PERFECT. Image
Page 2.

Ok folks here we go!

Ah, yes, nothing like good intergovernmental relations like coming right out of the gate with phrases like “under the guise”. Let’s assume ill intent and set a combative tone right from the start.

Carry on…. Image
Whoa! I can’t wait to see the “show your work” portion of this math exercise. This… feels like a made up number. Image
Table of Contents.

Fantastic job. That is a table of contents. Image
Ok next page is laying down some fairly hefty allegations and using strong language. I fail to see any cited sources or glimmer of anything vaguely resembling research, but when your graphic is your own tweet, I mean… 😅 Image
Next page…

Jesus! Yeah, uhm…

Just curious if you feel the same for the indigenous share of resources, because Wall wasn’t a fan. In fact, he denied the SaskParty would ever review the formula. Image
So far this is the vibe but heavier on canola… but carry on. It’s our rightful destiny or whatever the hell that means…
Very sorry. Very bored and distracted by this typo.

I would’ve thought the government could afford a proof reader.

We still haven’t gotten to anything of substance but I’m trying. God help me. This is a painful read. Image
Next page. We’ve made it to at least 1925. Progress! Image
OMG why didn’t you just say that 3 pages ago?!? Image
Here’s what they say and here’s what MIT says climate.mit.edu/ask-mit/how-ef….

I’m not a scientist but then again neither is whoever wrote this paper. Image
Page 7 Image
We really need to hear from the dude who makes money on this. Oh good! We have. Image
Page 8. Image
Page 9. Crying about lack of consultation.

This is our collective Oprah moment, people. We’ve all dealt with the Government of Saskatchewan.
Page 10… the end result undermines the development, you say?

*STARES AT THE SIS PROGRAM*

Also: another big red downward arrow, for gusto! Image
It’s a miracle! I think we found the point of what the feds have been doing.

Lmao. Well, this is awkward. It’s almost like they want us to invest more in these things. Image
Congrats, this is the correct use of “too.” Image
Well we are glad you talked to some people at least. Image
Even a community leader in Yorkton who doesn’t want to be named! Image
🔎 let’s zoom in… Image
+ 🔍

Compelling Image
Now we are at the part where we will spend all of our money to take this to court having (neatly?) laid out our most compelling arguments, in advance.

STRATEGIC!

Conclusion: We are so f*cked. Image

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Oct 11
Listening to @CBCSask Cost of Living

Talking $ policy with Gov of @bankofcanada

“We don’t want wages to go up too much because then people can afford stuff and that increases inflation.”

Me 🤔 If their wages had gone up, how would they be worse off? Maybe no/better no worse?
*blah blah — bitches employers can’t find employers and open job vacancies*

😂 Lmao — the jobs that don’t pay.

Now we are at the “Let’s thank the immigrants for working underpaid jobs” part of the discussion.

I just lost my faith in @bankofcanada monetary policy, congrats!
I don’t think that interview went as great as you think. 👎 You want immigrants to prop your economy, people to work two jobs, no wage increases and inflation is out of control anyway even with wage stagnation. People are spending more on NECESSITIES. Ya’ll are killing me.
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