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Oct 14, 2022 28 tweets 7 min read Read on X
Okay! Y’all voted and this week’s spooky #LiveTweetWithMeech movie is Practical Magic (1998) now this movie means a lot to me because I too once killed a man and then brought him back to life. And THAT’S why women’s stories are important. They just ARE!
The fact that the whole village wanted to kill Maria cause she was too hot — story of my life
A 20+ year argument I’ve been having. What are the teasing kids saying??? “witch, witch you’re a ____”
Imagine asking witches to create a love spell for HIM!!!!! Are you on DRUGS???? Have some self-ESTEEM!!!!
This moment happening as Faith Hill sings This Kiss — iconique. A lot of gay people had an epiphany here
The fact that his fine ass plays Jimmy Angelov???? Nicole Kidman I get it girl
I don’t think you understand — it’s JIMMY ANGELOV
Saying this in response to someone telling you they were just thinking about you??? Bad bitch
Me telling my bestie about the man I just met who doesn’t go outside during the daytime
Actually this is Louis de Pointe du Lac telling his sister about Lestat. He ain’t white! He French lololololol
90s movie soundtracks were SO good!!!!
The fact that this is Evan Rachel Wood lol
Witches always be having big houses — y’all money laundering or what????
Not this anti-vampire rhetoric child. When will the fighting between witches and vampires CEASE!!!
Atonement (2007) lil nosy ass girls need to learn to MIND THEIR BUSINESS
Jimmy Angelov when the broom fell
Wicked
Now Aidan Quinn wasn’t hot in this movie but he WAS sexy, and he was also a cop. They cancel each other out
Nicole Kidman was SO FINE in this movie it’s OUTRAGEOUS. And she’s a redhead who understands complementary colours
Fun fact: I was TRULY obsessed with this movie and since I was about 22 I used to make cactus shaped pancakes for the people I was dating, as seen here with chorizo scramble and 3 Instagram filters
Also — Nicole’s accent work in this movie???? Mama was ACTING!!!! Australia WHOOOO???
He don’t even know what’s going on but coming in with his gun out ready to shoot. I see not much has changed since 1998!!!!
Me: “I’m seeing a new guy”
Friend: “oh forREAL? Pic”
Me: “umm he don’t really take good pictures”

The picture in question:
ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
I set our den on fire when I was a kid trying to recreate this scene
A whole neighborhood come to help y’all and ain’t NO black witches?????? Hmm
Thackary Binx is SUCH a slut
That’s the end girls and ghouls!!!! This was literally a mid-budget movie that’s more iconic than anything the MCU put out. Bad Witches link up

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