One MP close to the action last night ridiculed Jacob Rees-Mogg's late attempt to tell rebel MPs fracking was no longer a confidence motion.
"It's like he was getting fucked and then shouting he wanted his virginity back. As a good Catholic, he should know that's not possible."
It's already been said by many, but in my 24 long years working in Westminster I've never seen a more dysfunctional, disintegrating day for a Govt than yesterday.
The disciplinary action threatened against rebel MPs may be Truss’s final U-turn on a U-turn. Withdrawing the whip may cut the number of eligible letters to Graham Brady, but it may increase chances of Cabinet telling Truss time's up.
If Truss does fall today, it would be so apt that it's over fracking.
She's fracked her party like she's fracked the country.
Given a choice of sack, back or frack, her MPs are heading to the 1st option.
Actually, "back, sack or frack" scans better. And the second option is odds-on.
More chaos. After the 1.33am whips threat now Cabinet minister @annietrev tells @KayBurley fracking was NOT confidence vote.
And she thinks "most" rebels will have "very strong constituency reasons" for breaking whip.
That's not the message sent out by No10 at 1.33am via WhatsApp.
Yes, you're right to be asking 'Who sends WhatsApps at 1.33am?'
Worth remembering just how out-thought and out-maneouvred Govt whips were by Labour yesterday, via that attempt to seize control of the order paper.
The Govt has a big working majority of around 70 but behaved like a hung Parliament.
Govt walked straight into the trap.
'The corpse is about to be cremated.' one Tory MP tells us.
Tory MP Charles Walker: "I think it is a shambles and a disgrace.…All those people that put Liz Truss in No.10, I hope it was worth it for the ministerial red box...I’ve had enough of talentless people putting their tick in the right box.”
Funnily enough, I was only yesterday talking to a former minister about what a mismatch it would be to have Jeremy Hunt and Braverman in the same Cabinet.
Sounds like he felt her ressurecting the migration cap would be bad for the economy...
'Looking like a kindly jailor in charge of the prison Truss has built for herself, Jeremy Hunt had the air of a man who has allowed his charge out on day release, her ankle tag of new-found fiscal responsibility always on.'
Q: "There must be people who would be better than Liz Truss, aren't there?"
James Cleverly reply is not a denial.
"If there were a unity candidate that everyone agreed upon, we would know that name of that person already. I'm not hearing that unanimity."
Truss does what looks like a hostage video with @ChrisMasonBBC.
That moment when she pauses after being asked whether she will lead the Tories into the next election...
No10 will be delighted to lead the news with this Truss interview...when the real story of today is her total silence in the Commons.
I was beginning to think that Truss may be resigning, but Mordaunt said the PM will turn up some time in next 24 hours and this was a non-economic issue.
So, a military/national security reason for her absence?
.@Jeremy_Hunt arrives to big cheers from Tory MPs.
.@trussliz has arrived, conveniently just as Hunt arrives. That national security reason very mysteriously ended just in time for Truss to arrive exactly as its time for Hunt to speak.