⚠️Dallas Diss Thread Warning⚠️
Austin FC vs FC Frisco tonight to reach the Conference Finals is a perfect time to (again) revisit some of the things that make the Dallas Metroplex the unrivaled punching bag of Texas
Let's go...
Austin FC vs FC Frisco tonight to reach the Conference Finals is a perfect time to (again) revisit some of the things that make the Dallas Metroplex the unrivaled punching bag of Texas
Let's go...
Let's start this party off with a big Austin shout out to Dallas Tacos! 
📁Cool Things To Do In Texas
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Recent Austin FC vs Dallas FC polling data...
Hey look, it's Dallas' best BBQ!
Ok, here's a good joke about FC Dallas...
The Team
The Team
Another joke...
Where is FC Dallas players' favorite place to unwind?
Any Dive Bar
Where is FC Dallas players' favorite place to unwind?
Any Dive Bar
Y'all call it big hair
Dallas calls it hair
Dallas calls it hair
Texas has many wonderful, vibrant, beautiful suburbs
It also has Frisco
It also has Frisco
Austin vs Dallas...
Dallas Nachos™
Dallas: "Yes, but be careful they're spicy!"
Dallas Metroplex sounds like a dystopian prison colony
So it's basically accurate
So it's basically accurate
Q2 Stadium
Austin, Texas
Sunday, October 23d
9:14 PM
Austin, Texas
Sunday, October 23d
9:14 PM
They call it The Metroplex because all of the cities are too embarrassed to actually have their name mentioned
There are many cool big cities across Texas, such as Austin, Houston, San Antonio, and El Paso
There's also Dallas
There's also Dallas
Best steakhouse in Dallas...
After further reflection, I realize that was really mean
And I apologize
To Applebee's
And I apologize
To Applebee's
Austin FC vs FC Dallas Trivia...
Austin FC has won the same number of MLS Cups in ONE full seasons as FC Dallas has won in 25 seasons
Austin FC has won the same number of MLS Cups in ONE full seasons as FC Dallas has won in 25 seasons
You just love to see it
The Dallas Cowboys have won the same number of MLS Cups as FC Dallas
HUGE win for @AustinFC over FC Frisco tonight!
On to the Conference Finals!
Oh, wait, sorry...my clock is about 4 hours fast
On to the Conference Finals!
Oh, wait, sorry...my clock is about 4 hours fast
The Dallas Morning News endorsed FC Dallas to win, but Driussi to win Man of the Match
Honorary add to this thread from @condor_atx
https://twitter.com/condor_atx/status/1584309884249866240?s=20&t=9x_JKAR2PB8gYV3cce9tjA
Feel free to tag all of your Dallas humans in this thread, I think they'll appreciate the honesty
Oops
The real ones get this
Bye, Dallas
Don't let I-35 hit y'all in the ass!
Don't let I-35 hit y'all in the ass!
And to all a good night
Pls share this thread with AT LEAST 5 FC Frisco fans to help ease their pain
This one is my favorite
Nice!
I just logged on, does Dallas still exist after this?
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