Day 22: #xiantober : Police!xian

"Good cop, bad cop?"

"No."

"Aw but Lan Zhan..."

"It never turns out well Wei Ying, you know this."

A petulant sigh leaves him as he slides into his desk chair. "Then how do you plan on interrogating him?"

"I have my ways."
Surely enough, the culprit confessed to his crimes—adding another solved case onto Lan Zhan's pile.

"That's not fair." Wei Ying complains that night they arrive back home. "Now I'm two cases behind you."

"This was a joint capture."

"Yeah but you got most of the credit so
now I have to catch up."

"Or," Lan Zhan's voice hitches. "You can just admit you lost."

"Lan Zhan," he pointedly says. "We've been married for three years and dated for 5. You really think I'll give up a bet, especially when it's against you?"

"All I'm saying is don't
forget what you owe when you lose."

"What makes you think I'll lose?" he crosses his arms, intrigued by what his husband will say.

"Because I play to win."

Dammit... Lan Zhan's hot. Too hot but thanks to his stubbornness, he's able to withstand the blow.
In the end, Lan Zhan ends up winning by one and Wei Ying's left to pay the price. Though it isn't all that bad.

"When you said you wanted to go on a date, I didn't think you meant an in home date."

They slide onto the couch in their with their pj's on as Lan Zhan pulls
the blankets over them. "We've been working cases nonstop because of the bet, all I want to do is relax at home with my husband."

"I thought you wanted to be spoiled."

"I am," Lan Zhan tilts his head. "You're spending time with me and showering me in kisses, are you not?"
"Yeah," chuckles Wei Ying. He presses another kiss onto Lan Zhan's cheek, giving it a teasing bite before pulling away.

Lan Zhan's gaze follows like a hawk, "Don't start."

"Start what? I didn't do anything officer. I'm innocent."

"Mn," his husband hums then lifts him
with brute strength. "Some needs to be detained."

💕//END//💕

going from one bound operation to another, apologies to those reading this and the mob boss!xian thread hahahaha😅🤭

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