I am in just a ridiculously fluffy #erasermic mood right now, so I thought it might be neat to pick your brains about some of your favorite HCs for them in a series of polls πŸ₯°πŸ₯° for pure fun! We can all use some FLOOF!!! (especially me LOL)

So...π’˜π’‰π’ 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 π’‡π’Šπ’“π’”π’•?
And π’˜π’‰π’ 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 π’‡π’‚π’π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕? Like figuratively drops to their knees and ends up just being completely devoted, simping hard, isn't capable of feeling anything else for anyone else.
𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 π’‡π’Šπ’“π’”π’•? Is it a shy confession during their school days, behind the gym? Is it a confession that's blurted out randomly during dinner? Is it after a whole friends with benefits thing? Do they find out accidentally from a mutual friend??? Or a rumor?!
𝑾𝒉𝒐 π’Šπ’π’Šπ’•π’Šπ’‚π’•π’†π’” 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’‡π’Šπ’“π’”π’• π’Œπ’Šπ’”π’”? And is it after a first date? Or as friends? Is it a kiss off a dare? Did someone trip and the other's lips broke their fall?!?!!
𝑾𝒉𝒐 π’Šπ’” 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’Žπ’π’”π’• π’“π’π’Žπ’‚π’π’•π’Šπ’„? Who's the one who surprises the other with flowers or chocolates or wine or concert tickets or stray cats? Who's the one texting the other throughout the day or leaves love notes around the house? Who makes the other blush the most???
𝑾𝒉𝒐 π’•π’‚π’Œπ’†π’” 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’Žπ’π’”π’• π’Šπ’π’Šπ’•π’Šπ’‚π’•π’Šπ’—π’†? Who books dates and vacations in advance? Who keeps a calendar of their anniversaries and birthdays, and make plans?
𝑾𝒉𝒐'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’„π’π’π’Œ? Who's keeping the other alive? LOL Or who's the one nagging the other about ordering too much take out? Or do they make the effort of cooking together? Or does one cook and the other bake?
𝑾𝒉𝒐'𝒔 π’ˆπ’π’• π’‹π’π’Œπ’†π’”? Who's constantly making the other laugh with their puns or their dad jokes? Who's always trying to coax a smile out of the other?
𝑾𝒉𝒐 π’ˆπ’†π’•π’” 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’Žπ’π’”π’• 𝒋𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒔? Who is the slightly more possessive one? Who tries to keep their cool and pretend they're chill, but is screaming inside when an old flame reappears? Or who doesn't keep their cool and actually wails in insecurity? LOL
𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 π’‚π’‘π’π’π’π’ˆπ’Šπ’›π’† π’‡π’Šπ’“π’”π’•? Who puts their ego aside first and goes to say sorry? Or who grovels? Or who sends a text message saying "Am I out of the doghouse yet?" Who apologizes by buying the other one gifts?
//nsfw

𝑾𝒉𝒐'𝒔 π’–π’”π’–π’‚π’π’π’š π’‰π’π’“π’π’Šπ’†π’“? Who gets horny more often? Who's always wanting to get some? Who is always looking at the other with sultry expressions, or discreetly rubbing their boner against the other while they're cuddling?
//nsfw

𝑾𝒉𝒐 π’•π’‚π’Œπ’†π’” π’„π’‰π’‚π’“π’ˆπ’† π’Šπ’ 𝒃𝒆𝒅? Who tends to lead the bedroom escapades? Who tends to be more adventurous? Who's your favorite dom?
Thank you for playing! I can go on forever but I'll stop here πŸ˜†πŸ₯°β€οΈ Feel free to QRT with your favorite HCs and share them with the world!

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