cw: mutual masturbation

Katsuki and Eijirou have the kind of tight-knit brotherly friendship that includes regularly sharing a fleshlight when they masturbate together.

“Let me go first this time, yeah?”

“Hell no.”

“Aww, c’mon, Baku—”

“I said 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵 yer turn, Shitty Hair.” They’re sitting side by side on Katsuki’s bed, naked from the waist down. Stroking their cocks to hardness. Katsuki keeps the fleshlight from Eijirou’s reach. It’s been a hell of a week and Katsuki just wants to relax, so if he has to fight Eijirou for the damn thing, he will.

🥦💥

tags: public vibrator, alcohol, aged-up, bartender AU

popping my #DKBK cherry for the ever lovely @Chocobeans8 🍒🍒 Thank you so much for all your support!!!

Be gentle, I'm 𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 🥹 “I’ve been glued to the bar, flirting with you every night for five days straight and you still won’t give me your number.” Hanta throws his arms up, all sloshed and dramatic, and Izuku can’t help but smile, thoroughly amused. “Be real. Am I just not your type?”

#AiBakuShin
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖

"Weren't you a little hard on him?"

Shouta groans, his muscles screaming in pain. Gingerly, he pulls a fresh shirt over his head. Nearby, Hitoshi leans on the doorframe, waiting patiently for his response.

"He fucked up." "Yeah," Hitoshi says, coming over to help Shouta the rest of the way. He tugs the shirt down and glances at their reflection in the mirror. "He knows that. He's probably beating himself about it."

Likely. He soaked in the shower for a while.

"We both know what he's capable of."

Tenya receives ten missed calls and five voicemails while he's in back-to-back meetings from no other than Bakugou Katsuki.

Strange. They haven't spoken since high school.

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱, 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵." Tenya cocks an eyebrow. Well. That's certainly one way to greet an old friend. Confused, he decides to let the first voicemail finish before calling back.

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘤, 𝘐 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘥. 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘕𝘖𝘞, 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘴."

cw: grief, confessions

Tiny birthday thread for @linlinhardt. It's been a joy becoming your friend 💜 Also I can't believe you asked for hurt/comfort 🤣

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They never recovered the body. That was the worst part. There was nothing to bury. No goodbyes. No peaceful sendoff. His life ended and every remnant of Oboro was just gone. As if he never existed.

But, he 𝘥𝘪𝘥 exist. And beyond rhyme and reason, Hizashi can still feel their connection. Even now. As if he were still alive.

"I can't sleep," Hizashi mutters, rolling onto his back. "Sucks."

･ﾟ⋆ 🎀 𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎, 𝒮𝑒𝓃𝓈𝑒𝒾 🎀 ⋆ﾟ･

@shiru_desu planted yet another seed involving bickering boyfriends giving Aizawa the best birthday ever and we ended up with this crack 🤣 Shiru, thank you for collaborating!! SENSEI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LOVE YOU! “Hitoshi,” Hizashi attempts to say in a measured tone. “What is 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?”

Hitoshi unwraps the ribbon from a janky ass dildo. “What does it look like? It’s Eraser’s present.”

“This piece of shit?!” Oboro exclaims, snatching it from him. “Did you lift it from some thrift shop??”

cw: incest

“Hitoshi wants to top,” Shouta admits absentmindedly. Probably not the most appropriate thing to blurt out during a mission, but it’s a stakeout and Endeavor is taking a power nap during some downtime so it’s fine.

…right?

“So why don’t you let him?” Enji asks. Shouta pales. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 fine. The top hero’s awake and Shouta’s going to labeled a pedo—

Wait, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

“Why don’t I let him?” Shouta repeats.

Enji stares. “Are you averse to bottoming?”

There’s a long pause.

“Not really.”

Another thirty seconds of agonizing silence pass.

cw: pseudo-incest

“I think my husband and our adopted son are having sex with each other,” Hizashi confesses abruptly.

There’s a bout of silence in the teacher’s lounge.

“Oh honey,” Nemuri says, consoling him with a pat on the arm. “They’re 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 having sex.” “And it’s 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 the mind-blowing kind,” Ectoplasm adds helpfully.

“Thanks,” Hizashi deadpans. “What am I supposed to do?”

“Noise-cancelling headphones?” Cementoss recommends.

“Or maybe ask Endeavor?” Snipe suggests. “I can’t imagine that family 𝘯𝘰𝘵 fucking.”

cw: somnophilia

Oboro calls Shouta a cat because he sleeps 16 hours a day. And when he sleeps, he’s knocked out cold.

“I wish you were like a real cat and had the zoomies every night,” Hizashi complains.

“Hmmm…why?” Shouta murmurs tiredly, burying his face in a pillow. “Because Hizashi gets the horniest before bed when you’re already passed out,” Oboro replies, sliding under the covers, sandwiching Hizashi between them.

Silence. Followed by soft snoring.

Hizashi groans, rolling over to face Oboro. “Now what?”

Oboro wiggles his eyebrows.

#ShinZawaMic

Hitoshi is always suggesting kinky new things to try in the bedroom and, for the most part, Shouta and Hizashi will try them. The latest idea is a no-brainer though.

“Creampie what?” Hizashi asks.

“Creampie roulette,” Hitoshi says. “I saw it on a porn site once.” “We really need to monitor your online activities,” Shouta drawls.

“Hey—I’m an adult. Mostly.”

“I meant in case these sites are planting viruses on our computers.”

“Oh. Probably.”

“What exactly does a game of creampie roulette involve?” Hizashi asks.

I am in just a ridiculously fluffy #erasermic mood right now, so I thought it might be neat to pick your brains about some of your favorite HCs for them in a series of polls 🥰🥰 for pure fun! We can all use some FLOOF!!! (especially me LOL)

So...𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕? And 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕? Like figuratively drops to their knees and ends up just being completely devoted, simping hard, isn't capable of feeling anything else for anyone else.

Hizashi loses his virginity to another kid he's seen around the block before. They both reached for the same movie to rent, but there was only one copy left, so in a panic, Hizashi blurts out an invitation to come over and watch the movie together.

He thinks his name was Aizawa. He wasn't sure what he was thinking. He didn't even 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 this guy, but he was fairly sure he went to the sibling school on the other side of town? He definitely looked familiar. Hard not to remember the straggly dark hair, the half-lidded eyelids, and that deep set scowl.

cw: pseudo-incest (oh look another one) brainrot

Hitoshi brings his new boyfriend Katsuki home to meet the parents, fully knowing that it makes Shouta insanely jealous. Hitoshi does it on purpose because he knows how possessive his stepdad gets and loves to mess with him. When Hitoshi introduces Katsuki, Hizashi gushes over him and welcomes him with open arms. Shouta’s face starts out neutral, as expected, but eventually he glowers at Katsuki, glares at Hitoshi who only smirks back, and puts on a fake ass smile when Hizashi turns around, beaming.

“What’re you doing?” Shouta murmurs, making minimal effort to glance behind him.

It’s a stupid question because Shouta knows that Oboro’s trying to very quietly dry hump him, but Shouta’s half awake and doesn’t want to disturb Hizashi, who’s curled up against him.

“…nothing.”

https://twitter.com/MmeHatter/status/1585355191859437568

Hizashi shifts, his back still turned to Shouta, but doesn’t make any other indication that he’s awake.

“Why are you always so goddamn horny at the crack ass of dawn?” Shouta hisses. “We’re trying to 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.”

“And? I don’t mind if you’re asleep,” Oboro purrs in his ear.

"Good news: I got a job!" Hitoshi announces.

Shouta cocks an eyebrow. "You? A job?"

"That's great, kiddo," Hizashi reassures. "Universities love applicants with work experience. Right, Shouta?"

Shouta grunts. "So, what's the job?"

"Product tester."

"For what?"

"Sex toys." Shouta nearly chokes on his drink. "Over my dead--"

"Don't you have to be at least 21 to test those products?" Hizashi interjects, a hand on Shouta's arm.

"Nope!" Hitoshi says, beaming. "This company only listed two requirements: you must be 18-years-old and enjoy orgasms."

“Eyebags, 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱, your folks are gonna hear us.”

Hitoshi climbs on top of Katsuki, smirking. “They won’t.”

“Their bedroom is literally on the other side of this wall.”

“They’ll be too busy to hear us.”

Katsuki squints. “Ehh?”

“𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘢, 𝘧-𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳.” “Are you fucking kidding me?” Katsuki deadpans.

Hitoshi wrinkles his nose. “It’s just the one dad that’s really vocal. If it helps.”

“It doesn’t.”

“𝘖𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺.”

Katsuki groans. Hitoshi chuckles.

cw: sex pollen, teacher-student, faculty fuckery

"I'm severely underpaid," Aizawa grumbles, watching Mic lock the door to the teacher's lounge. "OK, is everyone here?"

There's a disgruntled yet affirmative response from the staff.

"Good. Well. I can't believe I'm saying this—" "I 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 it!" Mic exclaims hysterically. "I fucking knew this was going to happen." He turns to Vlad King. "You owe me money."

"I don't owe you shit."

"Shut it," Aizawa growls. "The reality is Class A has been infected and are now feral and horny for god knows how long."

Single father Hizashi tells his teenage son Hitoshi he has to temporarily live with his uncle while Hizashi is abroad on business.

"Dad, no," Hitoshi pleads. "Uncle Aizawa's such a sleazeball."

"Don't call him that, he's a good guy. Besides, he's looking forward to your stay." ‼️ cw: pseudo-incest, underage, voyeurism, dubcon, perversion, manipulation(?)

i'm so fucking sorry, this absolute 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘩 of a headcanon has been plaguing my brain for days and i need to yeet it out, otherwise i'm gonna bust.

i love this trope, please don't judge me 😭

Shōta hasn’t gone undercover in 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. But one of his former students is in trouble and they need a top stealth operative with notable experience successfully infiltrating the mafia.

“When did he go dark?” Shōta asks.

“We lost contact with Dynamight three months ago.” #AiBaku #Shinzawa #ShinBaku
Cw: age gap, rough sex, dubcon, everyone’s gonna fuck each other eventually, and maybe some feels??? i dunno

disclaimer: this is kind of an insane brainrot 🤣🤣 i don’t know what’s going on. it’s mostly porn. some plot. which you should ignore LOL

It’s a normal weekend. Aizawa is bored, scrolling through memes and shitposts about cats (surprise surprise) when all of a sudden he catches a tweet from his former protege advertising the launch of his Only/Fans.

“Cum spend the night with me” the tweet says.

Aizawa hesitates. Then clicks.

(what does he do?)

👁 creates an account to snoop
💵 instantly subscribes
💬 text Only/Fans link to Hitoshi to tease/prod further

Choose wisely 😏

Interactive NSFW Shinzawa(Mic) Thread💦
CWs: celebrity Shinsou, club owner Aizawa, age-gap, married Erasermic, open relationship/non-monogomy, lots of shameless smut

So, so sorry, this Shinzawa(Mic) brainrot wants out. Are "freebie lists" still a thing or am I dating myself? 😂 Shōta buries his face between Hitoshi’s thighs and Hitoshi replies by grabbing fists full of Shōta’s hair. Shōta loves Hitoshi’s iron grip as he laps him, sucking on his clit and listening to Hitoshi’s shallow breaths from above.