Hitoshi is always suggesting kinky new things to try in the bedroom and, for the most part, Shouta and Hizashi will try them. The latest idea is a no-brainer though.
“Creampie what?” Hizashi asks.
“Creampie roulette,” Hitoshi says. “I saw it on a porn site once.”
“We really need to monitor your online activities,” Shouta drawls.
“Hey—I’m an adult. Mostly.”
“I meant in case these sites are planting viruses on our computers.”
“Oh. Probably.”
“What exactly does a game of creampie roulette involve?” Hizashi asks.
“Basically someone fucks two people at the same time—like 30 seconds for one person, then 30 seconds for the next person—and whoever hole he ends up cumming in first wins!” Hitoshi exclaims.
Hizashi chuckles as Shouta rolls his eyes. “Pretty straightforward. So who fucks who?”
“I was thinking that maybe…I can fuck the both of you?” Hitoshi asks sheepishly.
Hizashi and Shouta exchange glances. Shouta nods.
“Alright with us,” Hizashi says.
Hitoshi’s face lights up.
“Really?? Great!!! So, I think you both can be on all fours beside each other and I’ll fuck each of you doggy style until I finish.”
A slight pause.
“I’ve got a better idea,” Shouta says.
The better idea being that Hitoshi’s strapped to a chair and EraserMic take turns bouncing on his lap, riding him until kingdom come.
Shouta ends up winning but Hizashi is competitive, so he plants his mouth on Hitoshi’s cock and gets him hard all over again.
“Best two out of three.”
“Make it best three out of five, and you’ve got yourself a deal,” Shouta says.
They go all night because Hizashi refuses to take the L and Hitoshi has an incredibly short refractory period and keeps begging his daddies for more 🥴
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Tiny birthday thread for @linlinhardt. It's been a joy becoming your friend 💜 Also I can't believe you asked for hurt/comfort 🤣
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They never recovered the body. That was the worst part. There was nothing to bury. No goodbyes. No peaceful sendoff.
His life ended and every remnant of Oboro was just gone. As if he never existed.
But, he 𝘥𝘪𝘥 exist. And beyond rhyme and reason, Hizashi can still feel their connection. Even now. As if he were still alive.
"I can't sleep," Hizashi mutters, rolling onto his back. "Sucks."
The nights are the hardest. He's left with his thoughts and countless memories. Things he forgot about resurface in his dreams and he'd wake up in a cold sweat, feeling extremely... 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺.
Even when Shouta started sleeping over, the void was still there. Taunting him.
@shiru_desu planted yet another seed involving bickering boyfriends giving Aizawa the best birthday ever and we ended up with this crack 🤣 Shiru, thank you for collaborating!! SENSEI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LOVE YOU!
“Hitoshi,” Hizashi attempts to say in a measured tone. “What is 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?”
Hitoshi unwraps the ribbon from a janky ass dildo. “What does it look like? It’s Eraser’s present.”
“This piece of shit?!” Oboro exclaims, snatching it from him. “Did you lift it from some thrift shop??”
“We’re not sticking a secondhand dildo into his ass,” Hizashi groans. “We don’t know how many others have used that thing.”
“We can say the same about Oboro’s dick, but you’re not complaining about that,” Hitoshi points out.
“I keep a squeaky clean dick, thank you very much.”
“Hitoshi wants to top,” Shouta admits absentmindedly. Probably not the most appropriate thing to blurt out during a mission, but it’s a stakeout and Endeavor is taking a power nap during some downtime so it’s fine.
…right?
“So why don’t you let him?” Enji asks.
Shouta pales. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 fine. The top hero’s awake and Shouta’s going to labeled a pedo—
Wait, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?
“Why don’t I let him?” Shouta repeats.
Enji stares. “Are you averse to bottoming?”
There’s a long pause.
“Not really.”
Another thirty seconds of agonizing silence pass.
“He’s my stepson,” Shouta clarifies. In case there was any confusion.
Enji nods. “I’m aware.”
“And you don’t find that… repulsive?”
“You know what I find repulsive? Misogyny.”
It’s Shouta’s turn to stare.
“I’m going to refrain from pointing out the irony in that sentence.”
“Or maybe ask Endeavor?” Snipe suggests. “I can’t imagine that family 𝘯𝘰𝘵 fucking.”
“The fact that you imagine it at all says a lot about you, Snipe,” Nemuri replies blandly.
“I have some advice,” Shouta announces out of nowhere. Collective heads turn. “Why don’t you just join us? Instead of listening at the door like a creep.”
Oboro calls Shouta a cat because he sleeps 16 hours a day. And when he sleeps, he’s knocked out cold.
“I wish you were like a real cat and had the zoomies every night,” Hizashi complains.
“Hmmm…why?” Shouta murmurs tiredly, burying his face in a pillow.
“Because Hizashi gets the horniest before bed when you’re already passed out,” Oboro replies, sliding under the covers, sandwiching Hizashi between them.
Silence. Followed by soft snoring.
Hizashi groans, rolling over to face Oboro. “Now what?”
Oboro wiggles his eyebrows.
“What?”
“How horny are you?” Oboro asks, reaching between Hizashi’s thighs and Hizashi instinctively bucks his hips up, pressing his boner against Oboro’s palm.
“Painfully horny.”
Oboro lets out a satisfied hum. “We can do that thing again.”
I am in just a ridiculously fluffy #erasermic mood right now, so I thought it might be neat to pick your brains about some of your favorite HCs for them in a series of polls 🥰🥰 for pure fun! We can all use some FLOOF!!! (especially me LOL)
So...𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕?
And 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕? Like figuratively drops to their knees and ends up just being completely devoted, simping hard, isn't capable of feeling anything else for anyone else.
𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕? Is it a shy confession during their school days, behind the gym? Is it a confession that's blurted out randomly during dinner? Is it after a whole friends with benefits thing? Do they find out accidentally from a mutual friend??? Or a rumor?!