quibble all you want with its parameters, but it's 100% objective, transparent, and doesn't rely on bullshit "style points" or "eye tests." And each team knows exactly how many marbles are at stake before they play.
Example: Tennessee now has 535 marbles (#3), Georgia has 413 (#7). Tennessee plays at UGA Saturday.
If UTK wins, marble count will be UTK 638 UGA 310
If UGA wins, marble count will be UTK 428, UGA 520
In fact, Tennessee is guaranteed to be Marble Game #1 next week if they win, because neither of the teams in front of them (TCU and Clemson) can achieve 638 marbles even if they win. Ditto for any team ranked below them.
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Even though it's for Minnesota vs Nebraska, this is easily a Top 3 traveling trophy, because it was designed by smartass college students and not some dopey corporate committee
1. Floyd of Rosedale 2. Paul Bunyan's Axe 3. $5 Bits of Broken Chair 4. Little Brown Jug 5. Old Oaken Bucket
yeah, okay, entire top 4 involves Minnesota, but trophy respect must be acknowledged
Some committee decided to foist a stupid golden bull traveling trophy for Iowa vs Wisconsin 20 years ago, but the only legit organic IA-WI trophy is the Rusty Toolbox. Decided by the flag football game between student team managers
I don't make the rules, it's just a scientific fact
According to most scholars of the subject, the Midwest technically comprises states with universities in the original Big Ten that do not border a Great Lake
Granted, it takes a certain amount of skill to express a coherent thought through arrangements of words, but it's not like you correctly installed a wiring harness in a car
I'm worried how the infinity percent increase of a blue checkmark will impact CPI inflation rate
The Venn diagram of people who are angry about the price of a blue checkmark and people who think the price of gasoline is NBD
If you're a narcissist on a budget, I am pleased to announce Dave's Valu-Seal™ blue checks - offering nearly all the quality of the national brand, at the low low monthly price of $3.95
The only real Twitter change I want is revenue share and/or account-level ad revenue. There are YouTube, IG, and Tik Tok millionaires, nobody on this site has made a plug nickel from it